Yay, It's Raining.
Now A Question, Does Anyone other then me find it easier to code in the rain?

Go big or go home.

I got flagged for visiting r/unixporn.

TIS 100 the assembly language game.

I actually use a Lumia 950. Anyone else with Windows Phone here?

Users: Are you going to make your Products cheaper and put better GPUs and CPUs in your desktops and laptops?
Apple:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

x += 50;

How to secure yourself from flash 0-day attacks:

1. Uninstall flash
2. Don't reinstall flash
3. Seriously, you don't need flash

Best practice!

Person at work, staring at my keyboard: How much was it?
Me: The keyboard? Oh it's a cheap one for around $30.
Person: Huh... I'll never get you rich boys and your fads.

Well, I don't fucking judge you for your $600 phone, or your $80 shoes or shirts, you cuntwaffle. Fuckin' asshole has the face of a horse's left testicle, is always on his phone, which is arguably fine since he's not a dev but still fuck him, and has the gall to call me bringing my mechanical keyboard to work a 'rich fad'. Oh, that's rich coming from you. Ever seen your ugly mug in your undeserved branded clothing, you unloved, shit-gobbling piece of shit?

"You type so loud." And you breathe too loud but I don't tell you to stop but maybe I ought to.

Go suck on your daddy-uncle's chode for a couple more bucks and stop hanging around me, you judgemental cum-snorting piece of shit.

P.s. it's a cheap keyboard with blue switches but the office is normally noisy and busy enough that no one gives a shit about it. Planning on buying an Anne Pro sometime next month.

guthib.com

I heard VS Code is the cool editor now , so I decided to jump on the bandwagon

😂😂😂

Source: http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/...

Front end developers

devRant should have a character limit of 1024 instead of 1000...

Dev: Microsoft is shit

VS Code: (ಥ⌣ಥ)

Dev: Oh not you dear! You're not like the other guys

VS Code: (｡◕‿◕｡)

😂😂😂😂😂

Does anyone else suddenly lose the ability to type properly as soon as someone is watching/pairing?

In Europe, we use € instead of $ in jQuery.

I recently met a young fella (14yo) playing League of Legends. He asked:
- What do you do for a living?
- I'm a programmer, do you know anything about programming?
- I don't, actually.

Apparently he was playing from a LAN Gaming center 'cause he didn't have a computer at home (his computer had broken and these Lan centers are pretty affordable).
I figured I could explain to him what was it and what super powers you could get from it. Turns out I recommended a JS course in codecademy and now he goes to the LAN center every day to study programming (he got really into it!).
Now he always pings me with questions about JS and apparently he's learning a ton! He had almost no English skills too (we're Brazilian), and because most of the material in the internet is in English he found himself some free English courses and he's now taking them!

Knowledge is free on the internet and I guess he's just realized that.

Not exactly a rant guys, just figured it was a nice story to tell :)
#TeachAKidHowToCode

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

Just got one refurbished laptop (x220)

Going to install Arch (first time). Let's see how well it goes :-)

Getting married to a female dev sounds cool, until she starts setting up a trello board for house tasks.🙅

Who needs css when you have <table>?

English is my second language. Today I learned Fedora is not just a Linux distro. It's also a name of a hat.
Guess the old logo made sense.

If you want people to RTFM, then write a better FM

Stackoverflow.

I think Linux is indeed Userfriendly, there are just Users which aren't Computerfriendly.