devRant starter pack

Looks good to me!

Legacy code 😂

I panic like I'm fucking drowning when going through git merge conflicts via command line

A train station that finally plays by the rules.

Experience is a candle

Too many so made a meme

Aaaawww!

I have a teacher that does nothing but reading from powerpoint slides.
Wrote a script that does a better job.

Cat.js meme

Absolutely me. Any Dev girls want a guy like me😁

When Facebook says they care about your privacy lol

Binary is easy to teach

Devrant Delhi Meetup 1542722400-1542740400

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* phone conversation with Dad*
Dad: What are you doing?
Me: Busy creating website.
Dad: So, if I type " www", will I be able to see it?
Me: *explaining website hosting and servers for 15mins straight*
Dad: Huh. You do learn something in college then.
Me:🤐

Mayday! Mayday!
Fire on Board!
😱😱😱😱

Jingle bellls.....Jingle bellls,
issues all the wayyyyy

Am I a joke to you, windows?

This one time, a client wanted a complete overhaul of her website.

I asked her for the credentials to the VPS, She gave me some random crap to try, cause clearly the site hadn't been touched since 2003 (and boy was it fugly).

Me: Maam, these aren't the correct details.

She sends in more crap to try...2 days pass with this back and forth.

Client: "contact steve, he should have the login details"

Me: ****Calls Steve *****
Me: "Maam, he says the login details are in your mail"

Client: "well, I don't remember this fact. Steve handled everything.
Hack into the website and then reset it.

The Russians did not need login details to hack into America's system. So please, do what you have to do to get us moving."

No jokes...that was the exact crap that came out of her fingers

Chinese app programmer fights product manager for asking the app UI to "change color according to user phone case"

😁 = 💻

Where is that f*cking command!!!

Governments should use a public git for their laws

"Did you enjoy using our product?"

- I did until you showed this pop-up

Been suffering from a constant headache! -__-

-During the brief moment stack overflow was down today-
Boss: “can you look up how to do this?
Me: “stack overflow is down”
Boss: “well shit I guess you can go home”

> Woke up at 03:30 because I am on call and a server went down
> Fixed shit and went to bed
> could not sleep,
> fuck it, drive to work.
> arrive at the office at 04:30
> I can scream stupid shit and noone would hear
> *grin*

What a horrible feeling when you pin a shortcut to taskbar then launch it and you find yourself with two icons on the taskbar.

Haha yes.