normal architecture...

Found this somewhere and started crying

Oh my dog, why?

Round 1: Fight

Web Developer meme

tab vs spaces, which do you prefer?

Windows boot manager.

Painfully funny || funnily painful

Micro managing

Failed!

I can identify

Wooooh more woke shit pls Google

It is brilliant

So that's a thing...

Did happen to me 😂

Looks like I’m getting fired 😶

😂😂😂😂😂

How documentation works

TL;DR: At a house party, on my Phone, via shitty German mobile network using the GitLab website's plain text editor. Thanks to CI/CD my changes to the code were easily tested and deployed to the server.

It was for a college project and someone had a bug in his 600+ lines function that was nested like hell. At least 7 levels deep. Told him before I went to that party it's probably a redefined counter variable but he wouldn't have it as he was sure it was an error with the business logic. Told him to simplify the code then but he wouldn't do that either because "the code/logic is too complex to be simplified"... Yeah... what a dipshit...
Nonetheless I went to the party and He kept debugging. At some point he called me and asked me to help him the following day. Knowing that the code had to be fixed anyways I agreed.
I also knew I wouldn't be much of a help the next day due to side effects of the party, so I tried looking at this shitshow of a function on my phone. Oh did I mention it was PHP, yet? Yeah... About 30 minutes and a beer later I found the bug and of course it was a redefined counter variable... My respect for him as a dev was already crumbling but it died completely during that evening

Been here before...

Hahahaha

More Timezones

Fullstack developer Job ad:
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Requiremenets:
- wordpress
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Better be good.

Being a Java dev...

Heh :3
Duckling not included, he just curious.

My friend silently quited his job. He simply stopped coming to work and that is OK, because his contract expired last Monday. He worked for very bad company, where everyone was braging about how awesome dev they are and know everything better than him. Since company forgot to talk with him about contract renewal or to find a replacement, they are now in big troubles because braggers broke production and none know how to fix it :)

Bad Changelog = Shit

That moment when you realise your console is just a pc and the days of fast cartridge in and load game as gone and with that statement I also feel old.