Do you agree? Yes/No? Why?

Russian Roulette for Devs. Try this after the next hackathon.

(Don't)

They gotta be a Librarian...
Wanting everyone to just read.

My compsci II Prof pirates windows 7 for his openbox vm to teach C++

Blockchain technology, looking forward to see what is really do!

I have single-handedly gotten our enterprise-level organization off of SVN and onto Git. I am the lord Jesus Christ almighty.

Loving i3 & vim for my dev enviroment

When you just aren't sure

I like this book : )
Also happy women's day 💗

Technically correct.

"I collect Visual Studios"

Could use some more work, but I like it so far 😎

KDE Connect man, simply loving it.

Shared clipboard contents is 😍

What it is like when computer people talk to humans: (credit Gary Larson, Far Side)

DB/Systems teacher starts all his lists at 0

Duolingo has some secret plans for world domination

Talking with a dev friend:

- I want to create a program. Want to help me?
- Sure, any ideas?
- Yeah, I'd like to create a paint software using Java
- Cool

After 3 mins:
- Nah I just realized it'd take too long and no one would use it. Wanna play Rainbow Six tho?
- Okay

After playing for 15 mins:
- Holy shit! This game is so buggy. I could make it better

After 3 mins:
- Nah I just realized it'd take too long and no one would use it. Wanna create a paint software using Java?

!rant

New years resolutions:

1. Reading all 16 books on my goodreads list
2. Learn Clojure
3. Switch job to a company which appreciates my skills more
4. Be the best dad my son could wish for

34c3 anybody?

Sql is coming to town...

This moment when you test your code and all works perfectly! 😍

Look, @dfox - I'm simple man. I just want to put my GitLab profile link instead of GitHub

My worst developer sin is probably me talking sh*t about programs I could never have done better myself.

"Omg, this is so inefficent!"
"Omg, the ui is so confusing!"
"What kind of idiot would do that?"

...I'm not the only one who does that, am I?

Three days ago:
Let's try Firefox Quantum
Two minutes later:
Bye Chrome

"You'll be learning and working with C++ and Assembly."

I could very well be the only student ever to have been excited by that prospect.

I love this meme, had to share it 😂

Damn True

Has anyone ever hit ok to some dialogue box and then wonder what it said?

Mine second one!

This is brutal