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Student at The University of Bergen
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Java
Location

Bergen

Joined devRant on 10/18/2016

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During OS updates!

joke/meme mac updates linux os windows

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Sometime around 2010 a colleague asked me to join him in developing mining rigs for some shit called “bitcoin”. I thought it was dumb as hell.

He’s a millionaire now.

rant wk81

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Job done

joke/meme justlinuxthings

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Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.

joke/meme the matrix linux

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90s - We will use AI to cure cancer in the future..
2017 -

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When they want an honest candidate

joke/meme interview hired job

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Sometimes you run your code,
it doesn't work, so you run it again,
it works

Sometimes you open your fridge,
no food inside, so you close and open it again,
still no food inside

rant fuck

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Apple has Air
Amazon has Fire
Google has Earth
Microsoft should really create something called Water

joke/meme water earth apple air fire google amazon microsoft

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To the guy that invented NULL...
Thanks for nothing.

*This is a corrected version of the dad joke originally containing zero.

undefined dad jokes humour

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So everyone is showing their setup, I thought why not share mine.

joke/meme lego funny setup

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Will the bug in my code please stand up?

I repeat

Will the bug in my code please stand up?

I think we have a problem here.

*music intensifies*

joke/meme

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*client calls*
"hello, we forgot the password to our WiFi router. Could you reset that for us?"

😐😶😮😅

"We host websites and servers sir, we don't control your router :)"

"Right, i thought so, nevermind!"

Well, that's a new one O.o

rant router wtf

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Teachers who evaluate your mini project on the number of lines of code written........🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

rant

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me.children += 1;
^_^

random life choices life change

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Always

joke/meme code not working

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Apple: Born to be fruit

Linux/Unix: Born to be root

Windows: Born to re boot

undefined os x os osx operating system windows apple linux unix

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A recursive bar walks into itself.

undefined dev humor recursion joke

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Just use !important

undefined wk66

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"Coding is easy. All you need is an idea, and the rest is just typing!"

undefined wk66

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"Don't use git, it is too complicated and we don't have time for this."

2 days later the same person made changes directly on the FTP which I later unknowingly overwrote.
Take that you imbecile!

undefined wk66 git gud

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"Let's add security later"

undefined wk66

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The aCalendar app let's you choose vibration pattern, it's one of the better settings I've seen.

undefined vibration ux choices

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Today I managed to break two things:
1. An MSI Radeon R9 390 (GPU)
2. A motherboard.

Fml.. 😔 🔫

undefined 4am fml this gon b expensive

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Client: "Just make it like facebook"

undefined

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Thank you, @dfox. Now I can handle all this stress easily!

undefined stressball thanks devrant

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friend: Hey you program right?
me: yea sure.
friend: What kind of phone should I get?
me: ....

undefined wtf

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Made me chuckle!

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If you're reading this you're doing it wrong.

undefined wk64

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True! 😂

undefined tabs

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Honest Errors!

undefined error slow af

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