A programmer was smoking.

A lady standing near by asked him can't you see the warning? smoking is injurious for health!!

He replied, "We are bothered only about errors NOT warnings"....

I really invested into this work from home lifestyle, moving in an appartment where i could have my own office, upgrading my personal workstation, leaving overpriced locations close to subways behind.. so i do hope it will remain like this for at least a few more years (or why not, even forever for dev roles)

It's way better than a shitty office placed in location equally incomfortable for everyone

Otherwise.. well, there is always the option to go freelancing from home

Thought this was funny, thought I’d share.

Mechanical Keyboards.
I mean, just look at this beauty.

I just got emotional.
It means a lot....

Send me the link!

So got damn true we
Never truly use the potential of an api.
😅😅😅

That kind of bugs 😯

Aligning that one image.

The end

What are you talking about? I'm on test server... Oh fuck.

Since everyone is posting setups...

When I tell my relatives that I'm a backend developer. Then the image they have in mind is...

Me setting up my first azure devops pipeline

after 4 chrome tabs

Stolen from r/datascience

Don't get stuck in traffic, you will get ideas 😂😂

So I Bought this bio metric pad lock for my daughter. She excitedly tried to set it up without following the directions( they actually have good directions on line) first thing you do is set the "master print" she buggered that up setting her print. So when I got home I was thinking, no problem I'll just do a reset and then we cant start again.

NOPE !!! you only have one chance to set the master print! after that if you want to reset the thing you need to use the master print along with a physical key that comes with it.

What sort if Moron designs hardware / software that is unable to be reset. Imagine how much fun it would be if once you set your router admin password it was permanent unless you can long back in to change it. Yea nobody has ever forgotten a password.

Well they are about to learn a valuable financial lesson about how user friendly design will influence your bottom line. people (me) will just return the lock to the store where they bought it, and it will have to be shipped back to the factory and will be very expensive for them paying for all of the shipping to and from and resetting and repackaging of the locks and finally shipping again to another store. Meanwhile I'll keep getting new locks until at no cost until she gets it right.

poor design

Been working on making my Linux installation pretty for the past few days – already posted on r/unixporn but I figured there might be a few people on here who would appreciate it. Link to the post: https://reddit.com/r/unixporn/...

#10YearsChallenge 😂

When you think your commit message is unimportant, but it ends up in prod

LMFAOOOOOOO

only programmers can tell what this feels like sometimes it not funny expecially when trying to fix a bug.