Ohhhh 😂

Finally its done and can avoid obstacles! :)

Opening your editor on Monday morning

Well he did the right thing

FIXING A BUG IN PRODUCTION

When you walk in the room for your interview and you see a whiteboard on the wall

Writing raw SQL queries is honestly a lot of fun if you have unrestricted access to interesting data.

Man I'm boring...

A computer science degree doesn't mean we can fix everything, it just means we can understand how everything went so terribly wrong

Debugging like a boss......😂😂😎

After reading a lot of cryptography, I realized that it would be best if Alice and Bob just talk in person

Nintendo wins!

Table names in plural. Really?

Slow clapping

I had a haircut and my avatar didn't update automatically @dfox

First thing to do after installing a new text editor:

Install shitloads of extensions until you can't open the editor anymore.

1790. Sad - gotta love some xkcd

Why you do this Windows -_-

After working over 14 years as it-systemadministrator and developer for a city government I finally quit today and switched into a start-up. Lower wage, vacation days and many more "downsides"...but I am allowed to follow my passion and create something that matters. I'm afraid and super jacked. Wish me luck :)

tl;dr quit job to get complete expression. afraid and jacked at once :)

I've had enough JS for one day.

Rant:
I start a phone project and get an error during debugging
I look up the error and learn that its a visual studio issue
I try uninstalling visual studio and fail
I try reinstalling visual studio and fail
I format the machine and reinstall everything
I run the project and get the exact same error
I later learn that it was not an error but a system message unrelated to the problem

Nooooo, R2...

A bug a day keeps ego away.

Got internship opportunity. It's just an internship, but still it feels exciting and surreal for me. It feels weird because there is not really anything exciting about salary.

I guess it's the "my first job opportunity" butterfly.

Clients be like...

Reality

!rant

I've had two different old coworkers that liked to yell at their computers. The first was a grayed biker who always wore a spiked leather jacket and could never understand what you say the first time do to his massive concerts in his youth. He used to swear some of the worst obscenities and slam his keyboard. He was actually a really nice guy.

The second used to make up obscenities. Myself and another coworker would keep mental logs of the things he said. The best was "fuckbats", we had many long talks about what a "fuckbat" would be and it's general elusiveness. He was also a nice guy, really one of the nicest devs I've ever worked with, he just got really intense under pressure.

rant!

As a web dev i really hate half assed solutions

Especially when I'm forced to spend time making them because some stupid sales person sold certain features that our current product doesn't support.

At the end of the day that sales guy gets a commission and I build something that will inevitably break somewhere in the future.

Most embarrassing and lucky moment on the first week of job.

Me and my best friend were selected in the same company as developers. I was having some trouble with my system. So I mailed the description to our support department. Pop up was displayed from our chat client and person on the other end happened to be a lady. She wanted me to share a team viewer link with click access. So I did it and within 2 minutes of efforts she solved it. I thanked her, closed the chat conversation and started installing few packages. Meanwhile, I was curious to see her as she was really nice throughout the conversation. So I opened LinkedIn, searched for her name and found her profile. I zoomed in her photo and she was a pretty chick. I didn't stop and found her on FB too, and quickly saw all her DPs. I just copied her profile URL and sent it to my friend ( the one that got selected with me ) and told him about my conversation with her. Then I asked my friend
"She's hot. Should I send her a friend request or have to find some more troubles in my pc and talk to her few more times ? :P "
He replied "Dude what are you wanting for ? "
Out of no where, a pop up showed up. It was the girl we were talking about. The exact message was

"You can now close your team viewer session, and we can talk over FB :)"

Embarrassing AF!

Apple had great idea... World just wasn't prepared for wireless... 🤔

When trying to find that one important note you wrote in Notepad++.

New avatar items! (checkered shirts, skull tee, dual monitors, new facial hair, and more!)