Windows vs Linux: Unresponsive applications.
(Avoid the gates of hell, use Linux)

I code using Vim to avoid memory leaks.
Nothing leaks outside Vim. Nothing ever leaves.

Due to Coronavirus (COVID19) all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid handshake.

console.log('This website owner is a verified shit nugget. Avoid business.');

If you get a bad client, warn others! ;)

At job interview.

They: What would you describe as your biggest character flaw?

Me: *rolls d8* I pretend not to understand the local language in order to avoid interactions I would rather not have.

They: What?

Me: ¿que?

"Unit tests are a waste of time, and we should avoid doing that if possible. "

Kill me please.

That moment you realise you will avoid all Dev jobs in China!!😐😷

Whenever I see a door that says "push", I always pull first, to avoid conflicts.

So I've been trying to copy images in an existing, writable directory. Here is a Patrick meme I created to avoid getting insane.

why are we having a flame war on best programming language! it is personal choice and everything has its own purpose and importance. as a dev we should respect that

My goals:
- Resist the urge to kill my boss
- Graduate
- Remember, I'd be someone's bitch in prison so definitly don't murder my boss
- Find an amazing new job
- Work in new job for some years to avoid suspicion, then kill former boss..

Step 1: Turn off any intellisense and debug tools.
Step 2: Code all day without running the code.
Step 3: Push everything to the build server and avoid looking at the result.
Step 4: Go home.

LIKE A BOSS!

Do you ever talk to yourself out loud while thinking/programming/debugging? (Not a rubber duck in sight, because that makes it okay?)

I need to avoid making this a habit..

Me: What? Why is this even an error?

Someone: What?

Me: What?

"Avoid deploying on Fridays".
Today is Friday.
Today I had to deploy.
Today I won't go home :(

As my teacher once said: if you want to avoid to get a burnout, just have kids. Parents have no time for having burnouts.

When I see a door that has a sign saying "push" I pull first to avoid conflicts

Whenever I see a sign that says 'push', I always pull first, to avoid conflicts.

The best way to avoid hacker

When my client asks why we can't code to avoid bugs on delivery

Avoid recruiters at all costs.

Best way to avoid procrastinating: the sooner it gets done, the sooner I no longer have to think about doing it. When I have a bunch of shit to do, I start with the things I like the least, and save the more enjoyable things for last.

I have a confession, I use animated gif's in chats to avoid giving answers when I couldn't be bothered, nobody ever complains and I don't feel guilty.

Protip: use "color f0" whenever you use cmd in public, so you can disguise it like a notepad to avoid being branded as a hacker

Finally its done and can avoid obstacles! :)

Note to self: avoid eyeglasses when pixelated.

What could more shameless than hardcoding the data!

If I changed girlfriends as often as I changed JavaScript libraries, I'd still be looking for a girlfriend.

Cuz I try and avoid using JavaScript.

Windows...
Yesterday: "11 updates available"
*Didn't install them to avoid the restart notification*
Today: "No updates available"

😒

Due to COVID-19 all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid handshakes!

keeping up with the ridiculous job titles, WTF is an "iOS King"?

I would actually avoid applying for that job as I couldn't bare to call myself that, or have others

That moment when your software has been running so smoothly for the past few months that you have to start intentionally introducing bugs in patches to avoid unemplyment #yolo

I used to work in a tech support
when I got to know there is a vacancy for a developer I hopped on to this interview. the requirements were for a .net developer and who had some knowledge with JavaScript. I went there gave the interview. I'm honestly saying I didnt knew a thing of both the worlds I knew my coding skills are good enough and it is a matter of syntax which I need to learn.
after the interview the director of the organization told me that he has been informed about my poor knowledge of the languages. I just told them that I got to know about the interview at the last minute and I never even installed visual studio until last night. I asked them to give me some time so that they can evaluate me. I asked them to give 2 weeks of time.

they agreed and after that each day I was given tasks which I had to complete.
on the 14th day the director told me that he was very impressed and wanted to offer me job. and this is how it all started in my current organization it has been more than 1 yr now

Usually I avoid asking questions on stackoverflow but when I do I'm downvoted to oblivion..

When I see a door with a push sign, I pull first to avoid conflicts

clientCount--;
happinessCount++;

What piece of advice u can give to a couple who are developer and getting married.
*Don't forget to COMMIT*

Just changed my username to avoid being recognised by clients/colleagues...

Who the fuck still puts stuff on sourceforge?? Every time I have to download something from there I feel like I'm downloading malware. So many ads and purposefully misleading links, serious developers should avoid it like the plague!

How to avoid haters on Stackoverflow:
1. Add this before your code: "Try the following:"
2. Profit!

Exact same code, but one is hated

Avoid burnout at all cost

Lurker here.
Just wanted to highlight the irony of specializing in human computer interaction and automation, while people avoid interaction at work.

I hate Google for invading the world's privacy and try to avoid or block their services wherever possible.
Still, I'd love to work for them.

Am I nuts? That's f-ing irrational...

wk46
"Which language/framework do you avoid and why? Rant about it!"

It'd be nice if it creates a storm of "insultfull" rants.

Anybody: so where do you work?
Me after a pause: i milk cows at local farm...

(too hard to explain afterwards, also avoid "fix my computer, phone, printer..." and "lets make a bitcoin mining app")

GitHub renaming its branch to avoid making reference to slavery.

Don't lie in your resume or in the interview.

People know you're not an expert at everything, nobody expects that from anybody (and you should really avoid working for anybody who does)

As a computer scientist I lie sometimes about my mojor to avoid any question related to computers...

Coworker: so once the algorithm is done I will append new columns in the sql database and insert the output there

Me: I don't like that, can we put the output in a separate table and link it using a foreign key. Just to avoid touching the original data, you know, to avoid potential corruption.

C: Yes sure.

< Two days later - over text >

C: I finished the algo, i decided to append it to the original data in order to avoid redundancy and save on space. I think this makes more sense.

Me: ahdhxjdjsisudhdhdbdbkekdh

No. Learn this principal:
" The original data generated by the client, should be treated like the god damn Bible! DO NOT EVER CHANGE ITS SCHEMA FOR A 3RD PARTY CALCULATION! "

Put simply: D.F.T.T.O
Don't. Fucking. Touch. The. Origin!

So I've made a couple of these meme modifications already but the rants I post them into tend to get deleted. To avoid wasting the couple minutes of my work, I'll post them under this rant.

Laughing about avoiding Windows update and publishing a meme about it on slack

Devops guy runs a remote cmd to my computer to restart and update

Me waiting for 30 mins

Conclusions : " avoid it silently"

!rant
To avoid updating your copyright dates on every website, write them with javascript.

The amount of work people do to avoid work sometimes amazes me.

Avoid Jira like the plague!

Avoid wordpress development

"When i see a door with a push sign, i pull first to avoid conflicts !!!"

I don’t have a real way to find a good company.
As a rule of thumb I avoid startups.

This doesn’t mean all new young tech companies are bad. I avoid the startup rethorics. Those are 🚩 for both new and old companies.

And I avoid crypto, nft and other scam businesses. There’s an high chance that the owners will run away with the money and leave you without a job.

When you order a bezillion tiny things at small prices to avoid toll on one large package, and you have no fucking clue if everything has arrived.

Arduino stuffs, LEDs, resistors, stuffs like that wherever its cheap for those wondering.

When you're working on the same project and git branch with another intern and he decides to make copies of the files and rename them to avoid having to merge his code with yours. ._.

Customer: can you set my forgotten password to "1"?

Me: there's a six signs limit in your domain. You have to use upper case letters, lower case letters and at least one symbol

Customer: "123Aa+"?

We have to set such passwords to avoid customers cancelling contracts....

When you wear headphones without playing any music, and avoid anyone's line of sight to get work done

Amazing how people misuse the term technical debt.

A bug is a flaw in your design/development.

Tech debt is a conscious decision/tradeoff, which is often tracked and removed as the product matures.

The difference is subtle. Avoid this mix up at least in written communication.

"In programming mutable state is evil. In future programming we need to avoid mutable state because we will throw cores at our code which will work on it in parallel."

debate.init();

Non tech coworkers before COVID-19: you don't need home office, it's only a way to avoid job responsibilities

Non tech coworkers today: yeah home office is a great idea, why we didn't think about it before

I’m a devRant virgin and also a new dev so...
Anyone got any general tips for a newbie? For example, what are some bad habits that newbie devs should avoid picking up? Good habits?

How I avoid scammers. If the website works well: you know it must not really be the IRS.

I need to stop procrastinating, does anyone have any advice on how to avoid my crippling addiction to video games and watching random videos on YouTube?

making electronic drums with arduino

when it is holiday and the alarm starts ringing on weekday.

Knockout JS.
I am not sure if the library itself is so bad or the code which I was working on was ugly. But since then I avoid anything that is related to knockout js.

The importance of headphones is to avoid listening to co-workers talking nonsense all day long, especially young people.

@Fast-Nop This one's for you, buddy. Took me all freaking day to figure out how to avoid unsafe-inline when registering a service worker. XD

When looking something up, I generally try to avoid StackOverflow answers and find actual documentation, since SO answers are usually outdated.

when I'm at work I program. when I get home I program. how do you guys avoid burning out?

if it looks stupid but works then it ain't stupid.

I just experienced near death because of high blood. Super strong blood pressure. Avoid coffee, playing games, and sleeping very late at night. This is my advice as a survivor developer. I want to share this to help you. For fast deadlines or hard user stories, always negotiate reasonably with your SM or PM or PO or client.

Thank God he have me a 2nd chance at life. Take care of your health. Don't worry about deadlines. Health is more important. Always pray. I deleted all of my games especially my beloved call of duty mobile and clash of clans. I'll forget all games that I know because those contributed to my high blood pressure.

When you have a headache or head pressure or eye twitching . Stop what you are currently doing and relax, measure your blood pressure and contact your family asap. Take it seriously. My wife saved me.

I laughed waaay to hard at this. Anyone using kotlin? The language seems really nice, i currently develop with React Native if I can avoid java on android (too much to do too little) and was thinking about kotlin.

So I currently use Edge as my web browser (and DuckDuckGo as my search engine) because I avoid Google’s services when possible. I have heard several good comments about Firefox recently. Is it worth the switch?

Delete your Facebook
Delete LinkedIn and Gmail too

Stop visiting websites with ads
Stop being friends with anyone with smartphones

Draw your own maps
Draw your own water

Avoid drinking tap water
Avoid going out in public with your face on

Kill your own meat
Kill your gods
- From tweet

Find out the company hiring and apply directly to the company. Don't go through a 3rd party agency if you can avoid it. It gives the company a massive saving and a great incentive to hire you.

Best thing about the flood here is Houston is getting to work from home for 3 weeks straight. Getting to get my home office in order and avoid traffic is awesome. Not really a rant. Not really sorry.

LPT: Avoid building any complex report/tool with Excel, because you will forever be fixing the damn thing!

devrant team thanks for the swag! #swaginaction

C++ tough me that having 2 or 3 friends is ok in some situations, but its best to avoid them when possible.

Also, you cannot have friends outside of class.

Avoid useless meetings!!

Here I am just realizing the reason the author of a rant isn't shown directly in the feed is probably to avoid influencing votes. That makes sense now.

Make sure to keep your clients regular... Cause if they do not have their daily shits, it will migrate to their brain, and a shitty idea will spawn... Avoid having a new shit offspring, keep clients regular...

Use mac instead of windows to avoid gaming

goto

Found it lying around. Googled it, and it seems people avoid it, so I started using it all over the place(s). goto b

a:
no other places to goto exit

b:
Yes, it does require some thought to avoid confusion, and some pull requests get declined, but... Helps me alot when I have goto a

:exit

This week at work I spent 20 hours debugging automated tests to avoid manual testing that would've taken a few hours.

Father's friend ask if I'm gonna open printing and scanning press when I'm done with IT degree.
I said yes to avoid been his tech support

My bookmark bar has a random entry for "Clam Poisoning" , between all the Amazon Web Services and Ruby entries. I'm not sure who put it there? It wasn't my wife or I. Should I be worried? Should I avoid all the shellfish for a while?

I have recently come into some spare time and I decided to build a game.
This is my first time building a game, mostly just worked on IoT and data processing, and I need tips on how to avoid becoming addicted to working on this hobby.

These are the absolute WORST cookies I have ever eaten. If you are Israeli or will come to Israel one time, avoid at all costs.

Please.

When you got hired

HR: please come to us if there's any problems related work so that we can give a solution.

After years of working you send a mail with you problems, it's been months. Still no reply! And try to avoid conversation regarding that problem.

coffee and avoid contact

I am a little bit old fadhioned when it comes to new dev tech stuff. I am at first, not an early adopter ( others should proof it first) and second I like to read books. If there is someone who has understood the matter and has written a book, then I go for it 😁 and third, when I have to use an early technology then the simplest thing is to read the doc to get a grasp what this is all about. Youtube as others describes is lame, because if you are forced to watch 40min when you are just interested in one small thing, you will loose a lot of time finding the relevant piece of content..

Positive on reading is, that you have to think for yourself!

when cortana knows youre a workaholic and reminds you its time to leave home to go to work "now" so u avoid traffic... on a Saturday

You can work from home! Heck, you can work from anywhere in the world... we just want you to be at the client 65% of the time!

Whaaaaaa... what? Are you fucking kidding me? How is that helping me avoid having to sit in traffic?

Avoid async void!

Most of the time I'm reading DevRant on 'recent' algo to avoid memes; I'd rather read authentic rants as simple as they are sometimes.

air control: there's a war there, pls avoid flying over this area
Indians:

after playing Pokémon go consecutively for the last 2 days I have forgot myself as a developer. it was hard to join office today.

I can't tell if I'm being a baby - but I asked for a specific sub-domain for a reason / and they gave me a domain that looks too similar to local and live - just like I was trying to avoid... : /

it kills when people say dual boot Linux with Windows. I know how painful it is. as people who like to install Linux just pray why doesn't Linux supports it all. because all they want to do is use Linux full time. 😑😖😭

Want to read a book that can help me avoid newb mistakes and can help me write beautiful code ?

Pragmatic programmer(1999)
Or
Clean code
Or
any other book ?
Help me !!?

Users running Linux on laptops with Intel processors should avoid Linux Kernel 5.19.12 due to an error that might physically harm the display. Fortunately, kernel 5.19.13 has already fixed the issue. Versions 6.0 and 6.1 have also begun rolling out with many significant changes.

me: let's avoid duplicate code by using a user control instead of copying the form code on multiple pages.

jerk face: you're over complicating it.

If there's one thing I've learned from a-hole co-employees, it is to avoid ending up being like them.

Not a vary technical question but I wanna ask:
What do you do to avoid backache and neckache after a few hours of coding ?

Avoid face to face meetings, have con calls
Avoid con calls, have email chains
Avoid email chains, do one on one mails
Avoid mails, text
Ignore texts

I feel like I got my current job as my first dev job so I would know what NOT to do and what to avoid for my next job.

And also... I have learned to avoid friday deploy for my own sake

i often put my headset/earphone on to avoid nonsense from other people.

ffs, give us a break and let us code in peace

Whenever i see a door with Push sign, I Pull first to avoid conflicts...

I avoid websites that advertise with 256bit encryption and military grade stuff. This makes them kind of sketchy when they advertise this encryption that hopefully every normal website has today.

taking infinite time to boot ..any suggestions how to avoid ...new to linux

That moment when your company switches developers from salary to hourly to avoid paying anyone more and skirts the new federal requirements.

"One should respect public opinion in so far as is necessary to avoid starvation and to keep out of prison." - Bertrand Russell

Never use random non-reversible git features on your 3-month project's master while just assuming and not actually knowing their functionality.
Or to avoid that altogether: Don't drink and git.

New folks, learn functional programming. Avoid the stupid pain with OOP and mutability. Pays off a lot and for ffs, increase your salary demand, don't lowball, so everyone can enjoy higher pay.

Any tips / traps to avoid for starting my first open source project? (on github)

-release an app (legally)
-stay healthy + avoid sickness
-speak conversational Mandarin
-build passive income (optional)
-get out of toxic work relationship/s (optional)

after working in my company now I feel like a detective all I'm trying to do is find a issue in clients files.

Have to follow same coding conventions of colleagues just to avoid merge conflicts.

Every c# job i see is like must also know .net, my question is, how the hell do you avoid learning .net when studying c#!?!

When you want to ++ a rant or follow a dev but the page refreshes and the post you saw pisses off into the nether-sphere. I can’t avoid this on any social media. What is wrong with me.

Working at an IT help desk for a public University. I get to see exactly the kind of shit software that I want to avoid creating, every day.

1-Trying to learn vb6 and failed
2-trying to learn vb.net and failed
3-try to learn asp.net c# then failed
4-web design, failed
5-security, failed
6-network, failed
7-learn how to avoid proctasting
8-learning java and android, and all goes fine

How bad an idea is it to avoid having to write VoIP for my game by writing a discord bot instead that moves people between rooms that represent the literal rooms in game?

I usually avoid procrastination by turning off my phone, not going on social networks or YouTube and by setting some goals to achieve in a day.

I always end up building my own wrapper using the REST API rather than using the already existing SDKs to just avoid going through the docs!

Try to avoid writing code that just works because one day some of your colleagues will have to refactor all of it and changing 70 files aint something someone would enjoy doing.

Am I alone in writing libraries in my time off work with the intent to use that library at work to avoid my company owning that library?

Let's implement a workaround on top of another workaround which is a workaround of another ... workaround to the nth level. Just to avoid touching an ancient code¡¡¡

People behave so precious and try best to avoid working on other's code.
I'm naive to think that being "developer" entails reading and understanding other's code(a.k.a shit)

So I have been tripoing about an idea and now is the time to start on it. I have 9 months to get money, to be able to fund myself to avoid external pressure that could scew the product.

Any ideas on raising 100,000$ in 9 months?

I really fucked up thinking I had all the time in the world.
I also wrote very shitty code but I know that would've been hard to avoid, so it's cool.

!rant

Suggestion: Polls? Either user supplied or put up like the weekly rant.

I think it'd be fun/interesting with all these captive devs.

Perhaps earned every 500++ or so to avoid spam.

I hate PHP. Because of its bad reputation... In fact, i kinda avoid learning it.
Anyway, I Got a good offer.. but their stack is mostly done in laravel...
Shit.. what should I do?

Anyone else test there program or website every like 10 minutes to make sure it works, just to avoid spending half and hour or more coding and finding out loads of things don't work?

This is crazy I actually bough a phone just for devrant total worth it, this morning I read a rant from someone thinking about wearing a tin foil to avoid NSA from spying on H ,your not alone, FYI this is how it looks like

So, Apple invented the lightning connector to avoid the quantum-state USB issue?

I just had to rotate my iPhone around 3 times to plug it in!

(in my defense, I'm in a completely dark room and iPhones have 2 short sides....)

My Stunt of the day:
People say avoid deployment on Fridays.
I strictly followed it and being a nocturnal creature, just pushed my code to Prod and it's Saturday early morning.
Deployment taking forever. Gonna sleep now.
I hope nothing goes down.

BI guys ask us to avoid deploy on Fridays cause they don't have time to fix their stuff.

"We cannot test until it is live..." They said.

I hate guys who prefer production driven development.

How do I avoid carpal tunnel? Simple: my school bag (it's a laptop bag) usually has like 3 laptops in it plus miscellany tools and such, making it over 100 pounds usually. I also don't use a strap, so it's hand-hold only. It also helps train grip strength!

Read/watch tons about how to avoid procratination.

Algo strikes again. Avoid doing WordPress themes, plugins or any other WrongPress stuff.

(body.get_parent().get_children())[0].play("open")

I really gotta learn how godot works to avoid doing crap like this

"We unfortunately live in a corporate world where group decision making is made to avoid failure rather than to achieve success." - Bill Cahan

Turning my phone on flight mode these days to avoid late night calls from work.

Resumes to avoid

Technology : Ubuntu

Gentle reminder to avoid working on personal projects from your work laptop.

Ignore if your prudence is above the baseline.

Sass.

I'm using the @use directive to avoid bundling the same thing a hundred thousand times.

Sass doesn't give a flying fuck and bundles the same thing a hundred thousand times

Why you must hurt me like this

Code generation is a fucking mess. Never go that route if you can avoid it, or at least make sure you encapsulate it quickly.

Always always always restart command prompt after changing path variables!
Learned this the hard way after struggling for like 2hrs

copy and paste for avoid te fatigue.... My teacher making a exercise of programming

Calling myself a hacker for reading messages in SharedPreferences, to avoid seen.
What's something you do that makes you feel like a hacker?

y'know what's ironic? people rush over things and avoid meetings, documentation or just speaking to each other, all for the sake of productivity, not realizing that's what destroys the team

I always find the best way to avoid procrastination is just to indulge in it until it gets boring.

Those feels when you're tasked with producing a detailed breakdown of the structure of the client's application, and you're high-key having to avoid being too negative about the shit-show.

Avoid Lenovo laptops at all costs.

Our fleet of Lenovo laptops fault so often for such simple manufacturing/design defects that I have to wonder how Lenovo make any profit considering the amount of warranty claims we make.

HBO's show West World only makes me want to avoid software updates even more.

Are you trying to achieve greatness?

Or, are you trying to avoid disappointment?

Day ruined, cos some fucker paid to do something has fucked up and delivered, 3 days late, a crock of shit. I spent fucking ages with clear instructions and everything to avoid this fucking situation, yet here we are. Fuck shit fuck tits wanker.

Are they over yet? Did I avoid the new year wishes?

*manager behind my back
me working on vim
manager thinking hell he knows this s***

manager leaving, me switching to npp "this is so easy" 😂😂😂

*after getting to know about Pokemon go from here I downloaded it from the net.(not yet released in India) and I'm so addicted to it. I have already caught 3 Pokémon.
got it installed on my colleagues phone and we both are now roaming near by our office to find some more. absolutely loving it.

avoid npm!! avoid it like it was the plague!

Remote Desktop because I can work from home, avoid delays commuting, and dealing with other people when I'm busy

This afternoon I had my first close encounter with a core dump, while working on my C++ simulation. It was brutal and I probably opted for the less efficient solution to avoid the problem, after hours of fighting. But hey. I'm alive and that is what matters most.

My job is introducing a new system to (legally) avoid some taxes for the employees and get then more netto compensation. But in the meantime, they have removed all benefits of having a (free) home office. No free screens, no free chair, no free keyboard/mouse, ...

I try and avoid making eye contact with people leaving the restroom. Today I accidentally made eye contact and did a courtesy smile. Still felt awkward.

Are we supposed to clap and say "Yay!"?

!rant
We got an assignment to build our own website (with HTML, CSS and JS) a few months ago. Now guess who's been procrastinating for around 3 months and has to do it in one day now.

Does anyone have tips on how to avoid procrastination?

What are the best practices, which helps you follow "Pomodoro technique" and avoid wasting your time in general?

Full stack devs, who use both: When to you choose GraphQL over REST and vice versa? What has taught you the reasons why?

Just trying to avoid the gotchas on a critical project coming up.

ProTip :: Avoid code conflicts by commenting out Git header references. Never worry about "resolutions" again

What're you listening to right now to look busy and avoid talking about the overdue feature push?

Who else woke up at 6am to watch the Olympic live stream so to avoid ads during the primetime replay?

And now it seems to be over (8:30)...

Time for a 30min power nap before I head into work.

just found this
// ...A shed load of voodoo is then executed...
// .. removing the need for this would have involved messing around with the existing code which is such a rat's nest that I would rather avoid it

I remember my father letting us touch his beast, with windows 95 and a Pentium III (we thought Pentium 3 was a big deal). He had some games for us like the first Prince of Persia and another where you ski and have to avoid trees.

I’m bombarded with so many forms of possible entertainment and none of them bring any contentment. So much fighting about who is “putting effort into maintaining friendships” and etc. Is it normal to want to avoid people more than health authorities suggest during a pandemic?

When you love to code so much that you get chronic lower back pain 😞 What do you guys and gals do when you get back pain? What is the best way you have found to avoid it?

To avoid procrastination just work under annoying manager who asks "what are you doing? what is the progress?" Multiple times in a day.

You will never work on lesser important task if you have personal reminder like that.

I once sat hours over a bug I couldn't understand until I finally saw the '!' in the condition. I started to use triple '!!!' for a while to avoid overseeing them.

If (!!! enabled) {// like really really not enabled
enable() ;
}

I've found a better job offer; shorter distance, but salery is low, not that is a big issue tbh.

What is the right approach to quit your job?

Or to say, nicest way to avoid burning any bridges.

So I’m starting to learn C# is it a bad idea to use .NET Core to learn the basics of the language? And for the advanced stuff use visual studio when it’s needed? I’m just trying to avoid Visual studio tbh

We're talking about coding standards and someone on our team wants us to avoid the protected keyword because it allows for variable shadowing.

The lead architect wants to avoid levels of inheritance whenever possible; trying to keep only Interfaces and Implementations (and he names all of the Implementations with the same class name plus "Impl").

two developers must talk like a developer and not like one being a developer and other being client!

I have to stop this in the first place, but:
Rebuilding something that already exists as a plugin or module.

Why the fuck should I make everything from zero if there's already something working that suits all of my needs?

On the other hand, avoid abusing the usage of plugins in order to avoid demolishing performance

Should we get rid of the name JAVAscript and start calling it EcmaScript or smth to avoid confusing recruiters with Java?

Hi Team,

Can't we avoid 24/7 shift and on-call support while working as a system administrator???

I need peace of mind and my health goes for toss

I move to the kitchen and work to avoid procrastination... I think it works because the battery life on my work laptop is so pants, the countdown is real!

> As a developer in the Go world, I would recommend you to embrace idiomatic Go patterns and avoid dependency injection.

google literally created a DI lib for go.

My biggest insecurity as a developer:

A tester calling me stupid and I cannot make up a convincing argument in my defense.

I avoid dealing with testers 😋

Lot of Crashes, alpha release.

*Wild PM appears*

Summons team and Quotes, "Is there a way we can avoid crashes before it happens in code??"

How do you deal when people ignore you avoid you but didn't understood you??? I explained over and over and over again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😤😤😤😤😖😖

Finally decided to delete my Facebook account to avoid being distracted. Deletion is scheduled on May 19, after that there is going to be a lot less useless distraction

Dev companies, please, stop trying to force proxies to your devs... you just make us waste more time figuring out how to avoid it rather than working as we really want.