Anyone else have trigger words that make them excited about programming?

I can come home from a full day of work, hear the word "append" or "include" and then instantly want to down an energy drink do another 8 hours.

Meme is a meme!

Meme no. 3

Savage

😂😂😂😂😂

⚫⚫⚫⚫🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

Turns out I got paid mostly for deleting code in a year 2019.

My duck is mad at me today for procrastinating too much 😔

My bird fell asleep on the laptop while licking the shiny LENOVO logo.

Responsive Indeed!

Everyone's asleep.

I'm not tired, and coding sounds like the best thing ever right now. Figured out a solution to that blocking architecture issue, too. So: headphones on, blare Amon Amarth and Disturbed, bring up editor. It's time to work on that side project!

Best night in months.

I was so proud of my recent tiny little node script that I published it on npm.

I really just kinda wanted to learn how npm worked. I don't expect anyone to find any use from this.

I wrote the README in a sarcastic tone if anyone is interested in reading that

https://npmjs.com/package/...

I opened a Facebook account for my mum.

Fast forward 6 months, and I had to close down my own account because she was stalking me there

the reality...

I'm sitting in the train, the lady in front of me has an iPhone 6s Plus, I have Android (OnePlus 6) and the guy to the left has a freaking Windows Phone 8.1 (Nokia Lumia 930).

The question is, where's the BlackBerry guy?

Is it even a group project unless you did over 50% of the work?

A few months ago, I changed my laptop from Windows to a dualboot of Windows and Linux (NixOS). Since then, Windows has never seen the light of day.

Best decision I've ever made - Windows is useless.

Does anyone else's YouTube feed look like this?

Well said. Well said indeed.

Recently I've installed Tinder. Had my first match yesterday.

Me: "I see you're a product manager in a software company. Do you get along well with programmers? :)"

No reply. Unmatches. 😶

Excitingly, Microsoft is finally giving their terminal some additional features! Last update was mostly a face lift.

https://github.com/microsoft/...

Me, whenever I attempt to use eyeliner...

(real talk, this is why I don't bother trying to use eyeliner)

Hhhhh if ur gonna code a bot then code the bot properly

oh interns ...

All the Infinity stones

Considerations when looking for a tech video course:

5%: Does it have good ratings
5%: Is it priced reasonably
90%: Does the narrator have a smooth soothing voice with an intonation which keeps me dreamy & enchanted, yet with an energized articulation, like a cup of Jasmin tea with clover honey on a dreary Sunday afternoon.

The content may be very good, but if I have to sit through 30 hours of material, you better tickle my ears the right way.

FUCKING SHIT ! IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL A QUALITY REPO ?

FUCKING NODE_MODULES IN YOUR FUCKING REPO ?

++ contributions in the last year

Caps Lock preventing login since 1980.

It should be fucking illegal to get such ads on a fitness app c'mon, my fat ass tryna lose some weight here