Just found the best dev ever.

https://alcohollick.com/tfw.html

Much to my dispair, I find myself unable to #DeleteFacebook...

Yesterday, my employer promoted me to lead web developer.

I’m still the only web developer.

Everyone sharing pictures of their workspace so here’s mine.

For those of you who are having interviews ... remember this

macOS treats chess like it's the System32 file in windows

sudo crontab -e
@reboot reboot

sudo poweroff

A ticking time bomb

Headphones on = I'm in a flow. Leave me the fuck alone.

Slack: "People can't work when we're down"

GitHub: "Hold my beer"

I should put a sign on my door, "DO NOT DISTURB, CODING.... BRING SACRIFICE IF YOU MUST...." damn distractions....

How to reproduce:
human - F**k
process - Fork

Is that skeumorphism of words/sound by Unix developers ?

How cute *_*

Both Password and repeat password had the same typo! :(

"Who needs a staging server, test suites and continuous integration anyways haha"
-company i just joined

> reboots PC
> goes to work
> goes to hang out with friends after work
> comes home 14 hours after rebooting PC

FML... damn thing even has an SSD in ir for crying out loud

Was just told by a guy in my class proudly, “yeah, I’m pretty good at typing. It comes in handy for when I code stuff in class.” Awesome, that’s cool. I ask what he’s doing in the class. “We learned Scratch last semester and now we’re starting Java.” -______-

Bought this Lenovo thinkpad netbook a while ago.

I was told it has 4gb ram.

Just did a free and free -m command.

It shows nearly 8gb of ram.

😯😍

Using vim inside the terminal to take text based notes for school is kinda like having a Ferrari just so you can use the radio.

Dear Developers at Microsoft,
Why the FUCK does windows try to update EVERY TIME I boot my VM even though it fails EVERY FUCKING TIME? Can't it fucking learn that it's fucking broken and doesn't work? No? OK...

32, 34, 38, 46, 62, 94 and so on.

I guess my dog doesnt like Dev rant. Bye bye 1.5 year old stress ball :,(

A sad day it is

CS Professor: “What M word is the black hole to all productivity?”

Student: “Management”

CS Professor: “Was going to say meetings but that’s better”

My laptop got stolen the other day. The thing I miss the most? My 40+ open tabs!

*Builds a web component for a client website*

CLIENT: I don't like it, can I have it a tiny bit over to the right more

ME: Taps the arrow key a few times making it look like I'm doing something.(Which actually does nothing)

Client: 👌Perfect

😂😂😂 Wut 😂😂😂

Sister called me on my way to work (she never calls me, we communicate through a family signal) to ask if I wanted to come over for dinner in the weekend because a new guy she knows will be there and also my parents.

Me: hmm idk I've got a lot to do in the weekend....
Sis: he saw my laptop by the way, he was highly impressed that its dual booted and asked how on earth I know about Linux! Then I told him about you and what you do and now he really wants to meet you!
Me: what time would I have to be there?

I hate how that stuff can make me change my mind just like this 😅

I know I'm gonna catch heat here but if you insist on using vim or emacs on any OS that is in GUI mode just know I think you are mental... I get it you have shortcuts but so do sublime, atom or vs code. Plus intellisense.

Don't get me wrong I started with vim and have a special place in my heart but I know people only use it to beat their chests.

And just so everyone knows a little about me:

Spaces>tabs
Vim>emacs>nano
Linux>windows>macOS
I hate JavaScript
And mtn dew is a better drink than coke or Pepsi.

That moment when

I hate my company more and more everyday. 1. Release on Friday afternoon. 2. I should be home but that bitch decided that she wants to change something now, because she forgot to do that before. Of course, this shit cannot wait until Monday.

Decided to go hardcore Vim in 2018.

Well this would suck.