Companies: We can’t find any senior developers to hire.

Also companies: We pay seniors like juniors.

On Slack
Me: I can't access the VPN
Network team: You have to create a user incident
My browser: 403
Network team: Yeah you need to be on the VPN to access the incident system
Me: 😐

XML.

That's it that's the rant.

Webpage: It looks like you are using ad-blocker
Me: It looks like you are getting closed biatch.

I saw a guy building a website today.
No React.
No Vue.
No Ember.
He just sat there.
Writing HTML.
Like a Psychopath.

Android studio in my case. lol

Do not let your co-worker modify your code

Is it normal to find yourself spending days sifting through documentation, often outdated, when learning new tools/frameworks as a developer? Sometimes finding myself doing this just to write 2 lines of code to interface something/configuration and I’m not sure if I’m better off just forcefully coding my own fix while knowing there’s a solution out there in the haystack.

There is a 1,000 line program in your 20,000 line program just waiting to get out.

what you thing?

npm i -g npm

Aahh yos

its happening.
its finally being blown out of existence!!!!!!

Farewell flash, my old friend. you have no place in the web today

What if ?

Some clients take this too literally, but in general I would agree! ☺️

©Instagram @alphaimplement

You know, you fucked up when there are extra screws after assembling a device.

CSS debug 😂😂😂

Honestly, after using sublime, atom, brackets, WebStorm, and so many other IDEs/Text Editors, VSCode outshines all of them ❤️

This is hilarious 😂😂

>get hired at new company
>so big nobody knows anybody
>buy ancient company swag on ebay and put it at your desk
>everyone thinks you're a ten year

~During app demo to our client~

- And when you click here the request will be submitted, the admin will be notified.
*App crashes*
- And of course the app will close itself since it's the end of the process.
- Client: That's good
- Me: ⊙﹏⊙

No, thank you.😆

I didn’t want to wait for the adapter to come in…

So my college has Apple iMacs and this is the pain I have to go through everyday.
Why can't they just clean it at least once?

Every time I need to check loop iterations.

...the power of .gitignore

Not easy to spot

I freaking love optimizing multithreaded applications.

.........

Personal projects are the best.

Coming home after work.
Cooking diner and cleanup, dishwash stuff.
Giving some attention to partner.
Exercise, because you have been sitting all day.
And then the one hour that is left before you need to sleep. You fire up the project just to realize that you forgot what you have been doing. And start browsing devrant instead.

Great day. let's try again tomorrow.