Companies: We can’t find any senior developers to hire.

Also companies: We pay seniors like juniors.

java --version
FATAL: Unknown parameter

java -v
FATAL: Unknown parameter

*googles get java version*

java -version
openjdk version "1.8.0_252"

FUCK YOU

On Slack
Me: I can't access the VPN
Network team: You have to create a user incident
My browser: 403
Network team: Yeah you need to be on the VPN to access the incident system
Me: 😐

XML.

That's it that's the rant.

Webpage: It looks like you are using ad-blocker
Me: It looks like you are getting closed biatch.

I saw a guy building a website today.
No React.
No Vue.
No Ember.
He just sat there.
Writing HTML.
Like a Psychopath.

Android studio in my case. lol

Do not let your co-worker modify your code

Is it normal to find yourself spending days sifting through documentation, often outdated, when learning new tools/frameworks as a developer? Sometimes finding myself doing this just to write 2 lines of code to interface something/configuration and I’m not sure if I’m better off just forcefully coding my own fix while knowing there’s a solution out there in the haystack.

There is a 1,000 line program in your 20,000 line program just waiting to get out.

what you thing?

npm i -g npm

Aahh yos

its happening.
its finally being blown out of existence!!!!!!

Farewell flash, my old friend. you have no place in the web today

What if ?

Some clients take this too literally, but in general I would agree! ☺️

©Instagram @alphaimplement

You know, you fucked up when there are extra screws after assembling a device.

CSS debug 😂😂😂

Honestly, after using sublime, atom, brackets, WebStorm, and so many other IDEs/Text Editors, VSCode outshines all of them ❤️

This is hilarious 😂😂

>get hired at new company
>so big nobody knows anybody
>buy ancient company swag on ebay and put it at your desk
>everyone thinks you're a ten year

~During app demo to our client~

- And when you click here the request will be submitted, the admin will be notified.
*App crashes*
- And of course the app will close itself since it's the end of the process.
- Client: That's good
- Me: ⊙﹏⊙

No, thank you.😆

I didn’t want to wait for the adapter to come in…

So my college has Apple iMacs and this is the pain I have to go through everyday.
Why can't they just clean it at least once?

Every time I need to check loop iterations.

...the power of .gitignore

Not easy to spot

I freaking love optimizing multithreaded applications.

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