Exactly

That was a very tough question !

That's a scary pumpkin

Just saw this license plate 😋

Thats hard work....😁😁

So the other day my mother told me that her laptop does not start. Then we found out that she holds the "power" button so long that the laptop turned off again after a few seconds after the boot was initiated.

Yesterday. It took me way to long to figure out why my mouse wasn't working....
Thanks, dear colleagues!

😐

*Builds a web component for a client website*

CLIENT: I don't like it, can I have it a tiny bit over to the right more

ME: Taps the arrow key a few times making it look like I'm doing something.(Which actually does nothing)

Client: 👌Perfect

😂😂😂 Wut 😂😂😂

When you see your software on thePirateBay

Got RAM 🐑?

Remember those days?

When the sysadmin changes the root password

Where you're really into computers and shit but your parents forced you to become doctor.

Nostalgia level: ∞

This couldn't be any truer, in our totally flawed education system.

Jep, that's one way to handle this...

Scary billboard here in philippines

Not buying bitcoin in 2008

*opens Facebook*

"No, Wait"

*closes Facebook, opens Devrant*

"Ah, Much better"

Teacher: press F5

Student: presses f then 5

Me: dies

Stuck in an elevator..?

https://halite.io is a really cool game (no affiliation)

It's a game where you submit a bot which then competes against bots from other humans (currently 1100).
Your objective is to micromanage a fleet of ships to optimize for production.
Plus, you can write in a wide variety of languages.

It's a nice challenge to develop strategies and maybe even learn a new language.

Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.

Thank you @dfox

Glad I could help with the .com domain!

After 1,5 months of customer support as a Linux support engineer, I can honestly say:

Fuck wordpress.

Client: We have a HUGE security problem.

Me: *thinks about any possible vulnerabilities* What is it?

Client: A user can take a picture of our website and steal our content.

I’m done for today.

Spotify, I don't think "changelog" means what you think it means.

I build this out of used coffee cups for 5 minutes every day before leaving :)

Kids of these days will never understand this strugle

Nothing like the feeling of getting you pull request merged on an open source project 😎