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Software Engineer
Skills

php, js, c#.net, java
Location

Lansing, MI
Website

http://matthewyates.me
Github

yatesm4

Joined devRant on 10/8/2017

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I am the Father of Programming 👑

joke/meme
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Quarantine office setup, forgot to post a while back

rant

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Planning to watch a movie with girlfriend this weekend. Can anyone suggest a good girlfriend?

joke/meme life cringe loneliness

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If you know what I mean!!

joke/meme java markup html code html5 joker programming friends language coding c++
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Update README.md

joke/meme hacktoberfest github

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Few weeks ago one guy has posted here something like: "Just started work at PornHub".

And now I see this:
(coincidence?..)

rant php pornhub bugs everywhere

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Stop talking trash about developer tools!

Vim is FAST

Visual Studio is RESPONSIVE

Eclipse is EFFICIENT

IntelliJ IDEA is PERFORMANT

Android Studio

Xcode is POWERFUL

devrant

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When you don't have anything good to post so you make this

joke/meme

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Chinese app programmer fights product manager for asking the app UI to "change color according to user phone case"

joke/meme manager

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My ambition is to develop my own game and publish it, then get a better paying job and to rise above my lazy ass nihilistic order-following coworkers.

rant gotta get more salary wk131 earn money

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For me, I personally just over estimate the time and take my time working on it. Take breaks whenever I need, that could be going for a walk, watching a few videos, etc.

rant wk129

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haha :D

joke/meme root linux

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I don't like the use of `motherboard`.
We should change it to `parentboard` instead

That way its more inclusive

joke/meme looking for reasons to bitch at things snark social justice is a bustice gibe me mor of dat python bs

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Saw this a long time ago. I think it belongs here..

joke/meme programming java meme

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How to make your users love you 101 😂

joke/meme hack 101 tips users client trick love coding

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When you have a telephone interview for a Software Developer job and say something completely retarded within the first 20 seconds...

joke/meme interviews jobs

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you know you are in some deep shit when project manager asks for username and password on dev environment

... and as bonus: IE is his default browser

rant run forest run
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Okay devrant this is getting weird now

joke/meme devrant

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The future is now, old man

joke/meme fail tesla

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This made me laugh

joke/meme microsoft windows updates

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Thanks, vuejs, for correctly rendering ${ note.title }, but taking \'${ note.title }\' as a string literal, that is truly helpful and not inconsistent at all.

rant

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Best practice!

joke/meme

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Most burned out experience?

rant wk105

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I don't even have friends for god's sake! 😂😂😂

joke/meme funny af windows 10

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Candoit.py

joke/meme python programming language pseudocode

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Are you sure want to exist.

joke/meme programmer devrant developer rant

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Hello everyone!
This is my first post here. So here is a meme I made. :)

devrant firstpost meme

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*steps into the coffee shop

"WE'VE UPDATED OUR PRIVACY POLICY!!!"

rant gdpr privacy

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It is 109° F / 39° C outside and I still hear people saying that they are glad the "cold days"(which meant 10° C AT MOST) are out.

Fuck this weather man. My house cold as fuck and my coding fresh af.

I hate this weather... about the only thing that sucks about Texas

rant fuck the heat

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Every time I get a new screen, it's good for about a few days before I realise I need another one.

How many monitors is too many?

Pic related (Dream setup?)

question dual monitors quadro triple

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