Conference call with customer:

Me: You want your customers to see orders that YOU cancelled on them? Are you sure about that? Won't that upset some of them?

Customer: Nope we want that.

Me: Uh ok....

-weeks later-

Customer: OMG OUR CUSTOMERS CAN SEE ORDERS WE CANCELLED!!!

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Like bro, I'm just the programmer but sometimes we understand things ..... stop and listen for a moment...

Oh my lord. Even with JSP option available, some frick decided they should put everything in Java method including JavaScript. And to make it even worser they utilize syntax with StringBuilder. Just... take this away from me!

The UI is (mostly) done, now it's time to flesh out the API!

you know what time it is. its "wisecrack-tries-to-do-math-again" time!

What is proper use of arrays and loops?

Gotta love moments when you find legacy code like this :)

P.S. Yeah, that was the whole script, written by just one guy.

Any good hosting site for php/nodejs projects?

When I was wading through some ancient scripts of my company forefathers, I found the empty shells of long forgotten codes, forever trapped in the bowels of this system.

Sometimes they are called, but nothing ever happens. pretty spooky

Fuck. Look at all these pieces.

Someone, anyone, please tell me how is this entry level???

Maybe I'm missing something here.... 😵

Whatsapp from my mom:
"Hey, what means 'user defined' in WhatsApp?"

Me: "Depends. Where do you see it?"

Her: "Beneath user info and number"

Me: "Press the Power Button and Volume Down and send me a screenshot please, I have no clue"

Her: "What is the Power Button?"

SERIOUSLY???

2038 because of integer overflow we can finally start time travel and maybe a few satellites will fall down.

Anyone else feels this way?

Any good stories to share about that as well?

A lot of times during holiday parties, I meet new people.

Afterwards, often a quick group chat is created to share pictures with all the people there.

Every goddamn time we come at this point again where this is done and since WhatsApp is nearly considered a requirement to function in society (Netherlands) and I refuse to use it and other mainstream media...

The moment that I have to explain why I don't use WhatsApp arrives, yet again. I don't find it awkward anymore but it doesn't improve the atmosphere and getting called paranoid for the rest of the party also isn't the most fun thing ever!

In the end I usually get the pictures emailed.

I fell for it for a sec, well-played devs 👏

I just wanna show you guys our branches.

How is it that my wireless headset becomes the name of my git bash session in VS code? Speculation welcome.

Unix porn thread, post your setups

Today is the birthday of Sir M. Visvesvaraya, one of the greatest engineers of all time. In India, we celebrate his birthday as Engineers' day. Happy Engineers' day to all engineers here!

Downloaded example code and he left gmail credentials in...

this is bullcrap.
THIS. IS. FUCKING. BULL. CRAP.

I'm working on a redesign of a website and their logo is so bad… (I made it years ago, but ssshhh)…
And they love it so much, so I can't even change it.

It's killing my creativity, because the only way you can put it seems to be at the top, inside a white header.

I hate its' designer so much… and it's me! Fuck myself.
I designed it thinking about a particular website look, so it was perfect back then, but now I have to do something "new", "different", but without changing the logo.

Any suggestion on where to put it, how, or how kill myself?

......

Nope, in my place it is...

1. Chrome
2. IE

Thank me later when you get a job here, probably shouldn't

Whenever i cant fix my code

I touch her

This...

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Maybe i could help