It was a screenshot of reddit thread.
So, I didn't deserve it anyway!

You. Yes, you. Shouldn't you be working right now?

Interview

HR: So .. tell us .. where do you see our AI acting in 5 years?

ME: Doing your job minus the stupid questions.

*silence*

Boss breaks out in laughter.
"Oh boy you're hired"

I was making software for a small handheld RFID scanner that would read specific fields from the tags. Somehow one of the fields always missed the first byte. Given that I was new to working with C I thought it was my lack of skills in the language. Spent days searching my methods, trying to find my mistake. After day two I found out I was given the wrong address to read from, and that I had just wasted two days.

QA: It's not working.
Me: Are you getting 503 errors?
QA: No, just the one.

Me: *Opens GitHub issue*

Maintainer: "it's a known issue"

# issue closed

My therapist tells me I’m not allowed to talk about problems I’ve had with designers anymore. *pops a valium*

Anyone else feel really dirty when you use !important in css or just me?

Nope, just me...

Mood today

I know it's kinda old but it still gets me every time XD

Finally!
I installed gitlab at our company. I ranted about not using any version control whatsoever in the past but now it happened!

My boss wanted to see a project I was working on for himself so I copied the project to a usb drive and gave it to him. I used git for the project locally and I told him to use this too if he changes anything. And that it would be a great idea to have this centralised on our server. He agreed and I told him he just had to give me the order to implement it. He was like "go ahead" and one hour later we had a gitlab up and running.
We will have some internal training to do and then we are in the 21st century!

I'm so happy right now.

Italian chef: We have the best spaghetti in the world
PHP developer: I doubt that

My boss came into my room today, sat down and said:

Take your family to the [BIG AMUSEMENT PARK], and please keep the reciepts and give them to me. Spend a couple of hundreds bucks and we will pay.
Thanks for being someone whom I can trust

That made me happy

The truth, whole truth, and nothing but there truth.

I just hate when stuff like this happens...

notifications be like

Its not what it looks like... mom...

Finally a calm day att work, time to retreat into the datacenter

A huge journey starts with a small step :)

Linux is only free if your time has no value.

5 years in wordpress

Two unit tests, no integration tests.

Don't go to an interview with apple with your Android

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

🍻🍺🍻 to the guy who made virtualenv

I was studying male anatomy for a 3d model from pics of half naked men. My friends saw me looking at pics of half naked men..

Cable management goals 😀

Well that much is a given....

When you're preparing for a hard disk format:

Maybe the code behind the "Windows is checking for solution"