I hate these LINUX AND NOTHING ELSE fascists. Why don't you just let people use what they want? And btw: just using Linux doesn't make you a good programmer...

So that's how my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday.. she's a chemist

<?php
$happy="Happy";
$bday="Birthday";
$to="To";
$you="You";
$dear="Dear";
$boyfriend="Joseph";

for($i=0;$i<4;$i++){
if($i!=2)
echo $happy." ".$bday." ".$to." ".$you."<br>";
else
echo $happy." ".$bday." ".$dear." ".$boyfriend."<br>";
}

?>

Dev: So tell me some specs about the app you want.
Client: something like facebook.
Dev: you know facebook has too many features for even having a price tag?
Client: what? Will I pay too? I have the idea.

....

That momemt when you realise little cesar is using ubuntu.

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't say that.

Thanks Cortana... you're making me more sad now.

Why can't we just fucking use Ctrl + Z for our life mistakes?

As a self taught C programmer starting comp sci in University, WTF is all this object oriented-ness. Constructors, parents, children, inheritance, polymorphism... I feel like more like an anthropologist than a programmer.

(But really, I get why it's better. Just so hard to learn)

Yale is renaming Calhoun College after Grace Murray Hopper, one of the pioneers in computer science. Pretty cool!

When you're a beginner at programming and needs to code more but just made your first DevRant account.. 😭😭😭

I thought the antenna actually did something... nevermind

SAVAGE 😂😂😂

Report to who?

That time when you search for a bug and find same question at StackOverflow, GitHub and Quora...

All from the same person, and all with no answer.. 😓🐜

If you ever have a client asking for a site working on IE4 contact me

!rant

Using Linux terminal on Android smartphone

What to click?

Error code PICNIC: Problem In Chair, Not In Computer

But that is my email....

too much?

Just learned new skills...

This was on my atm today...

Can't wait for this to happen

Like looking at my commits😂

Credits: Reddit

"Never fix a bug which has stayed in the system for a long time, unless asked for. The bug might actually be a feature for the user."

- My supervisor

How I feel when my family says "Sure you can fix the TV! if you can make a video game, this shouldn't be a problem."

😂😂😂😂

I hope they know what they're doing!

When developing outside of a Starbucks and a bird decides to shit right on the keyboard of your laptop 😑