I hope they know what they're doing!

Who the fuck hires wix developers ?

Do you need someone to drag and drop for you?

When your professor pronounces Git as "jit", you know it's time you drop out.

Dude you've been in college for 4 years and you still don't know how to make a for loop in C. Why are you still here?!! I hate it when I have to carry 2-4 of these people every semester because of "group projects"!

I think I just invented a thing.

Mouse drop.

It should be a thing.

The next time I switch jobs I'll definitely do a mouse drop before I leave the building.

Whenever the PM is pushing us to work "extra hard" on projects I usually drop this in the company slack channel 😁

Do you have thousands of unidentified songs, all named consecutively Track 1?
This application will help you to finally identify those songs with a simple drag and drop.

Had this conversation the other day:

Girl: So, what do you do?

Me: I'm a Software Developer.

Girl: So you write 1 and 0 all the day?

Me: Yes!

----
I actually work with C#

How does a DJ delete 'bass' table?

DROP bass

Well... My fist table drop in prod... Cheers 🍻
Fuck.

I.T company...

People who use drag and drop website builders and call themselves front end developers should just die!

oh man.....

Me to wordpress "developer"

- No, you are not a developer, you just drag and drop shit in visual composer

That felt good

such table
very drop
much production
many customer
very pissed

When the Kickstarter you back doesn't follow up on its promises

That moment when you can't help but drop from the lecture.

TRIGGERED!

JS.... you know... For the kids..

- Wife logs onto uni website Saturday at 11pm to drop an elective, drop deadline is Monday
- Goes to course list and chooses course to drop
- "Course modification is available Monday-Saturday from 6am to 10pm"

😑 are you kidding me..

Like 😡😠 websites don't have business hours! Servers don't need nights or weekends off!! It's ridiculous to think that someone had to code this block for these hours, more effort than just leaving it always available.

When you see a web service API accepting a SQL query in one of its JSON fields and the evil starts growing within you..

DROP ALL DATABASES

Just because you can!

So... some guy at the company I work for complains to software dept that we've broken his app.

He's saying we've removed the drop down list from this field he uses....

We're all like... there's never been a drop down list there?!

it escalates and some big-dogs get involved. One of us has to go out and see him. Turns out the "drop down list" was his browsers saved autocomplete history, and he had changed browsers.

Asshole.

");drop table rants;--

When you are waiting for right time/aka price drop.

Just Bitcoin thing.

me: do you know what is so great about UDP jokes?
you: No
me: the fact that i don't care if you got them.

The reason half of Games Development students drop out is because they think "me like play game, me make game"

Instead of actually being interested in the development.

FUC*ED .... An expression when you accidentally drop a database on your first day of job.

100+ attendants in the meeting
1 single speaker

random guy every 5 minutes: sorry guys have to drop off

WHO THE FUCK CARES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Credit to /r/programming

This is just a drop in the ocean though :D

Everyone's ranting about Intel being gay with design so I'll just drop a scratchpad I made during Computer programming class

I would ike to be @dfox or @trogus. In any job interview just drop the phrase...

I founded devrant...

Hired 😁

You know you've been watching Silicon Valley too much lately when you drop your food and yell "mother fuck.. Jian Yang."

It's frustrating when you know so many programming languages and your boss likes you to use drag and drop website builders.

When you have a poor form validation....

Drop. A free open source crossplatfom AirDrop alternative.

Learning database at university, they teaching us about protection.
Tried DROP TABLE *...
Guess what happend...
In meanwhile Iam guessing what is going happen to me

Do you ever see someone's great work online and the amount of accomplishments he had, and see your confidence drop? At the same time, it's inspiring.

Setting up new server, drop fail2ban to cover the sshd and within 30 seconds there are already 7 ip's banned...

It's a dangerous out there

My dad has been using android for about 4-5 years now. I just showed him how the notification drop down works.

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

“Low code”, drag-and-drop BULLSHIT

Seeing the effect of 'DROP TABLE' in production

Security tips guys :
use iptables -A INPUT -j DROP to secure your servers.
NO ONE can access your servers now... NO ONE...

I wish the internet would drop support for emoji. Its fucking impossible to tell what anyone means anymore.

function brexit(){
drop(EU);
drop(Chancellor.Cameron);
drop(stocks);
}

QA: As a admin, when I select 'ALL' in currency drop down, then all currencies should be available for users

Dev: I believe ALL stands for Albanian lek

I'm going name a table "the bass".
I can now drop the bass.

elementor.com, wix.com, fuck this shit. These guys want our death. Nowday customers think "building web site is just drag and drop."

i would like 2 please

Rant, but also want to know, how the fuck do you accidentally drop a database link. In production. On the most important database. Housing our biggest applications.

I was assigned a ticket which was about a drop down menu which was not aligning properly.

Turns out the drop-down was positioned absolutely and my co-worker (read bestie) had written media query for every 10 pixels to match the position for mobile and desktop devices (from 320px to 1040px and beyond ~150 lines for a drop-down). No one noticed any flaw for few weeks until one of the QA had to check the site in landscape mode on mobile device.

I replaced it with 4 lines of JavaScript.

I will literally DROP TABLES; on YOU!

'; DROP TABLE users --

4:30am after 6+ hours of coding and the only visible difference is a drop-down that can be opened and closed

"Hey guys, i don't have any clients on the website"
"Yup the new guy drop the database"
Goodbye Holydays ...

Singelton..... Is it??

I guess some one saw the future at 1923
But didn't took the mute functionality into consideration🧐

Drop database owncloud;
Create database nextcloud;

Good morning everyone, don't accidently drop any tables today.

In fact, I'd advise you don't move your furniture around. Apparently it's very dangerous to devs.

found this on the internet, thought I would drop it here, ahah

Boss: You have one month to finish the program.
Me: It will be complicated but lets see how it goes.
To be cleared the end date is 2 of July.

Boss on the last friday: You have to finish on the 20th of June
Me: Yeah sure....

Boss yesterday: You have to finish on the 15th of June.
Me: You said one month.

Boss today: you have to finish by the end of this week
Me: No problem Boss you will have it tomorrow!!!
Boss: You have to. There are more projects waiting...
Me: -.-

This is what I have to deal with. But hey... don't forget... tomorrow is a new day so ... fuck it.

If Blizzard supported Linux I would drop windows so fast...

well hahaha......

more robust fart library

My progression of learning git rebase:

Year 1: WTF just happened?! Where is my code?! *deletes and re-clones repo*

Year 2: Ok if I do it suuuper carefully I can get the other dev's one-line change into my branch...shit...shit...wait...fuck...oh lol it worked.

Year 3: Oh yeah let me organize my commits real quick. *drop pick pick squash reword pick fixup drop pick* *git push -f* 😎

me a few days ago: I've been active on devRant recently! Finally a platform I don't drop after 1-2 days!
yesterday + today: * is on devrant instead of being productive*
well....
fk

Here's my desktop setup running Ubuntu 18.10 with Gnome. Drop a screenshot of your desktop setup in the comment section, would love to see them!

Today,

My "big boss" call me because I take too much time to develop a website. She thinks all I need to do is drag n drop. Why the f*ck do you need to hire me if it's only drag n drop you "super smart ass licker"? Man, this old people need some update about technology.

Btw, the "drag n drop" idea came from Dreamweaver YouTube tutorial.

Damn, GitHub is on rampage lately. After dropping tls < 1.3 support, they are expected to drop IE support by July.

Praise GitHub 😍

<question>

Anyone excited to have Google possibly drop Java for Swift?

</question>

Nice answer.... 😅😅

I use the light theme.

Just drop random but a good wallpaper. Just for collection

Before I get too fat, the "Hour of Code" concept it's great, trying to get kids interested in programming

That being said, why on earth do they use fucking drag and drop programming? I would argue Python is easier to learn and infinitely more useful, and this is coming from someone who can't stand Python.

So far the only thing that I can think that the Hour of Code achieves, with drag and drop programming, is people possibly getting into Scratch, and fuck Scratch.

I think today's the day, when I finally drop my dual booting safety net and install Linux exclusively on my main desktop

Code is not self documenting..

reading 10k+ lines of business logic does not take the place of well defined documentation.

Mic drop.

ill bet you like this library 😂😈

Hey Python, why in the ever loving readability universe I can't break the following command across multiple lines?

df.replace(...).apply(...).reset_index().drop(...)

Oh, but I hear you say "Hitko, why you can break it into multiple lines if you break within brackets!"

To which I ask you, does this shit look any more readable?

df.replace(...
).apply(...
).reset_index(
).drop(...)

I had to make Google forms but it got boring after sometime (with drag and drop). So, I ended up learning regex. Phew! That was little hard.

I'll bet my left nut this thing is not going to solve my issue 😞

!dev

Dropped my iPhone from the 2nd floor (in US 3rd floor because our ground is your 1st) on concrete... case is fucked but the phone doesn’t have a single scratch..

Lucky me..

I was really hyped for what I would learn by doing internship.

The files on the web app server are updated by drag and drop on FTP.

Only Apple could drop an App Library and widgets in 2020 and make a big fucking deal about it.

When you read "Ubuntu causes girl to drop out of College" hahaha. Imagine when she tried Arch...

Devrant

** mike drop **

P.S. I'm sorry 😂. I love devrant.

When you laugh at people who crack their phone screens, and then you drop yours face down on asphalt and your screen shatters. Life is fair sometimes

I hate it when people sort numbers in a drop down box like so:
[1, 10, 11, 12...19, 2, 20, 21...29, 3, 30, 31...]

This is just pure infuriating...

When cryptos drop but you need money

Don't tell sql developers to carry furniture, they drop tables 😉😊😛

When you are a junior with no real prior experience.

while true; do
echo "Drop everything this $LATEST_TICKET is your highest priority now!"
sleep(3600)
done

Every time, Bitcoin touches new height

Me - "It am not buying it. It will drop now"

Totally uncool / don't underestimate an extra space

These mfers writing blog posts about basic shit are always the ones to drop gifs of people having their mind blown.

How fucking simple can you get?

When you estimate development time for a feature and management asks: "But aren't there widgets or sth that you can... [you raise an eyebrow] like... drag and drop or something...?"

I'm just going to drop this here and run away 🏃

"; DROP TABLE users

Google search results always return 2.7 version of documentation. Load it, hit the drop down, select 3.6...

I fucking hate WordPress.
Fucking drag n drop and check boxes.
WHERE IS THE CODE FOR FUCK SAKE?!

SELECT finger FROM hand WHERE id = '3' AND owner = 'me'; DROP ALL TABLES; --

Drop down some of the easy to ask but hardest programming interview questions. 😂

Well we have this hamster ....and lots of free time..so crypto??

Obligatory'); DROP TABLE rants;--

That moment when you drop your phone in a sink full of water and have to hope that rice will fix it since you're too poor for a new one right now.

Leave developers in a room long enough and they'll drop verbal communication in favour of irc/slack/discord

DROP TABLE

Shitty clients who has misconception of Software Development as it is drag and drop and thinks anybody can do it with ease.

Indian boys, can you educate me as to why your scammers drop the word "sir" so much?

Don't forget to drop yours

When friends ask you how much a complicated app cost. 20 to 50k on the low end. The mouths drop to the flow and give up on their great idea

Unit testing is cool and all, but FFS...

If you want unit test - cool. But its not drop-in replacement for functional testing!

I believe each release should be manually tested.

GOD DAMN THE STUPID IPTABLES, aaaaah!

Today I learned that
iptables -I INPUT -i !lo -j DROP
and
iptables -I INPUT ! -i lo -j DROP

are two completely different rules, the first of which doesn't work (in ~99.9% of cases)

yet both pass and get added to the firewall. And both rules show exactly the same in the state listing (iptables -L -n -v).

And I was wondering why the hell the firewall wasn't working...

Another year, another Advent of Code I drop halfway through.

Just got a new phone.

0. Download devRand
1. Join the dark side
2. Go buy a case for when I inevitably drop said phone

Oh Lord the temptation to drop out of uni and take this front end developer job is just beyond

when the API docs aren't very clear 🥴

What accidentally you have?😂

A hot girl in the office asks you for a favor, and you drop everything on your plate.
fuck deployment
fuck deadlines
fuck server isnt working
fuck my inbox is full

had no idea what burnout was or meant until I had a fucking cerebrovascular accident.

drop shitty companies.

Just started my career as web developer please drop me some advice 🥺

I just found a vulnerability in my companies software.
Anyone who can edit a specific config file could implant some SQL there, which would later be executed by another (unknowing) user from within the software.

The software in question is B2B and has a server-client model, but with the client directly connecting to the database for most operations - but what you can do should be regulated by the software. With this cute little exploit I managed to drop a table from my test environment - or worse: I could manipulate data, so when you realize it it's too late to simply restore a DB backup because there might have been small changes for who knows how long. If someone was to use this maliciously the damages could be easily several million Euros for some of our customers (think about a few hundred thousand orders per day being deleted/changed).

It could also potentially be used for data exfiltration by changing protection flags, though if we're talking industry espionage they would probably find other ways and exploit the OS or DB directly, given that this attack requires specific knowledge of the software. Also we don't promise to safely store your crabby patty recipe (or other super secret secrets).

The good thing is that an attack would only possible for someone with both write access to that file and insider knowledge (though that can be gained by user of the software fairly easily with some knowledge of SQL).

Well, so much for logging off early on Friday.

at the gym before work.

owner finds I work in IT, end up spending a hour diagnosing his broadband drop out issue, and installing antivirus on his unprotected PC :/

If chuck Norris was an IT guy.

life is short.we might not experience the next sunrise.

drop that production database today.

non dev half assed finance guy who came to "help" us with our accounting software's reporting: "easy just copy and paste the database"

drop database YourPatheticExistence

My mate just walked out in shorts and a really short top. Damn she's drop dead gorgeous. Wish I wasn't so fucking awkward :/

The moment I accidentally drop the entire Database in production with no backup.

True that...

android studio 2.2 released in Google I/O 2016 keynote a lots of features like multi layout window and drag and drop layout design and 3x speed in AVD

Google and Stack Overflow are your best friends. Always backup. Don't drop databases accidentally.

tbh my high school curriculum revolves around the fact that my compsci class is run by code.org
i fucking hate those videos and drag and drop blocks to learn how to code
in 10years when im (hoping to be ) a software engineer, will the company have drag and drop? no. they will have keyboards and a screen. teach me how to fucking type code and not blocks please...
code.org has tainted this world just like how puberty tainted my dick recently...
teach me how to code, dont teach me how to drag and drop..

If the client wants too increase the scope or change requirements, that's fine but put the difficult decision in their hands.

Do you want to delay delivery or drop something else.

**it's 17:47*"**
Dev: Hi manager I have those 13 tasks on me and I won't finish on time.
Manager: Well all those items needs to be finished on Time, how YOU are going to resolve it?
Dev:😵😵😭😤🥺
Manager: there is additional defect to check please take it on priority ,it a real easy one , I'll do it my self in 5 min but I'm too busy
Dev: ETA?
Manager : by the end of the day.
Dev: Well it's already end of the day.
Manager: Exactly, I knew I can count on you .
Dev:🥺🥺🧐
****Next day *****
Manager: Hey sorry to call you on your cell but I see there were no progress on yesterday issue.
Dev : Sorry Manager I'm sick.
Manager : O.K feel well (🤬)
Dev : thank you so much (😎fk you asshole😎)

Why the fuck my pc speed drop so much

closedAt: 1; DROP TABLE `users`; --

Can rant creator be highlighted? Especially in big rants with lots of comments it's problematic to see story continuation (in example database drop rant)

For the last month WhatsApp doesn't want to open anymore. I guess its time to drop it and tell people to text me again.

Byebye last facebook product I was using.

I don't care how cute you manage to make a robot / AI, if it has a deep voice i'm drop kicking that shit into the sun, fuck that creepy ass motherfucker...

I am sick in the past two weeks.
"A virus " according to the doctor.
This cause me to drop performance for about 10%
Feels awful

Found a 70-year-old retro PC enthusiast who's never heard of the drop fix.

are people forgetting that exists or

Need a machine for coding. Windows isn't cutting it anymore, I need a Mac. Come on Apple, drop those damn prices!

Sometimes when i drop my fone, break something or say something stupid i yearn for a real life "Ctrl + Z", and just undo that shit right quick.

Boss: "Drop everything and help us test this application, right now!"

Me: "The environment isn't even configured properly.."

Boss: "yeah, we'll get to it"

Fuck you, Monday.

Me:how about this one ui component boss. I think we must fix it.
Boss:just drop it out, do another job. wait customer to complain, after we got one complain then you fix that.

DROP DATABASE users; oops

Accidentally drop a column of a table and without realising that take is in production,..... luckily I have backup....

Interesting coincidence. I have stared at this shower curtain far too long.. I MUST KNOW ITS SECRETS.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning. You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

I want to cry... Fuck it.. shiit. .. :( :( ;(

Wasted half of the Weekend to Setup MySQL on my vServer which uses ssl encryption, have specific User and so on.
Thought: well, the User mysql is not so good as a Name. Drop it, you don't need it.
What did I? Instead of Drop User mysql , I typed Drop Database mysql.

Fuck that fucking Shit. I'm so sad right now. Broked the complete MySQL Database. Nothing is working anymore. And the server is new, I've Just made One Backup. Deleted this a few hours ago.. also accidently.

Help me :( Shit :( so sad :( Now, I don't have Motivation anymore to work with the vServer :(

My worst mistake was to have localhost phpmyadmin up, and beside the production one. I ran DROP on production instead of localhost. That was not a nice feeling when I realised 😐

Any meeting involving our UX team. They get a program to drag and drop pictures of pieces of the website and then wonder why the devs implementing it don't want to

Drag and drop development

Playlist faceoff?
Drop your coding playlists here (Youtube/Spotify/Soundcloud/whatever)

1. Coming everyday with passion to solve a problem.
2. Pay is very good
3. Last and most important..
When you are a coder you have the privilege not to comunicated verbally to anyone as long as you like.
The job becomes the quit place if you want to.

My girl wants to buy me this as a gift. I guess I should drop coding for a while.. :)

Companies in FUCKING 2020 be like

raindrops
drop tops
buy our cheeseburgers

OMG DOES WATSON SUCK !!! I JUST WANT TO SSH IN AND DROP SOME FILES AND START THEM RUNNING DAMN IT NOT MESS WITH NOTEBOOKS !

When will be able to drop support for IE? Everything works EVERYWHERE ELSE except IE!!

a telecom company whose 4g network's call drop is 65% of total calls. :) wonder what devOps is committing crime behind those chairs

This story was related to me while I was in university.

So a long time ago, (in a galaxy far far away). This student was working as an intern at some tech company. He was running some queries, everything was fine. He decides that's good enough and heads for lunch.

When he comes back the query does not work. He notices the others around him start to stand up asking if anyone has a connection.

Turns out that an intern, at another building, basically deleted everything. I'm guessing they did not add this internship to their resume.

1. I have Animal Crossing

2. My internet can drop to 0.8Mbps

3. I have Animal Crossing

4. My internet can drop out 10 times a day

5. I have animal crossing

6. My office pc is my gaming rig

7. I have... I think you get the gist

Websites who offer drag and drop are just so frustrating! People asking why do we pay you to develop it as rather they can just drag and drop and upload! Someone make these whole lot understand that yes it's different, you don't get a design copyright there, then you don't get it full customizable, no additions, it's just replacement! Also, the performance part is sometimes deducted there!

x'; DROP TABLE negativity; - -

I am a 4th year student. I already got a job and a promising company.
Should I finish my university program or drop out?

Watching people creating a UI in XAML by dragging and dropping controls from the toolbox makes me want to hit them.

Shortly after I started working with the windows eventviewer (xml output) i ended up at the psych ward.

There were other things but the xml was the final drop.

Hey devRanters, how do you charge your phone?

1) Let ist almost drop to about 1-5%, and then let it charge fully up over night, and keep it plugged in till morning.
2) Just let it drop about 10-20% and charge it immediately up, and unplug it, when it reaches full charge

One last time before I drop the handkerchief, gentlemen; will you retract your Stackoverflow downvotes?

SQL. DROP. Chaos.

With all the talk about coffee around I feel like a magician for programming without having tasted a single drop of coffee in my life

Pixel 4a 5g
what’s with the phones name these days

Torn between buying a new pc now and waiting till a time when a new version doesn’t drop every fucking week 😡

I'm making an interface where I have a few columns, much like Trello. In each column there are cards. I want the user to be able to drag these cards an place them in any column, in any order they want. The problem is that at the same time they should be able to sort each column on date or whatever. Do you guys have any ideas on how to deal with the clash between custom sorting and auto sorting? Like what happens when you're in date sorting, and you change the order of the cards?

The implementation/programming is no problem. I just need help to figure out the interaction logic behind it.

Thanks... :)

Since I got devrant I left to see fb post..

> sudo itptables -P INPUT DROP
> ...
> *facepalm*

So for the past one month I'm working on an enhancement in a product coded in C++ and shell script, running on RHEL. After toiling away for almost 10 hours/day for a month, the enhacement is ready. Coded, tested, documented. Ready to ship.

The client is supposed to recieve the update as a drop. 1 day before the drop is scheduled to be released to Quality Control, I fire an overnight build on the build machine, update the change request ticket, update other related tickets, inform QC of the drop to be released tomorrow. On the D-day, I package the drop using the company's painfully arduous method. Everything is ready by the evening, and the drop is good to go.

At 7pm (one hour before the drop is to be released), Jack fucking Jack-o-lantern (one of the top most exec in the company) tells me that the default value of the parameter introduced in the enhancement, needs to be changed from 86400 to 1500. HALF AN HOUR BEFORE THE DROP IS TO BE RELAEASED!

Now here I am, changing the value in over 25 files, followed by firing an overnight build, followed by sanity testing, change specific testing, followed by drop packaging, followed by inform QC that the drop will be delayed.

All because fucking jack-o-lantern wanted to change the fucking default value.
GOOD FOR YOU FUCKING JACK.

Fixing bugs is kind of like picking freshly washed socks from the washing machine all socks at once.
As i grab the last sock from the washing machine, I drop a sock..
As i pick up the sock i dropped, I drop two more..

Over the past five years in the company I work, I've seen profits drop and headcounts drop. I must say there's no particular reason for it other than globalisation. Yet I see that the number of high-end European imports in parking lot has jumped by 10-12 at least.
I guess globalisation doesn't affect ever body equally!
Capitalism is a wonderful con-cept indeed.

Can drop shadows 🤔 drop shadows?

If I drop Android and iOS completely for JS stacks for mobile Dev(native) ? 😑😑😑

Stop drop and roll.

It’s fascinating how IT and database admins want us to drop tables that we don’t use anymore... with read-only access!

Did anyone else see Bitcoin’s price drop from $18,000 USD to $14,000 usd in a matter of minutes?

Finishing my software to predict ice-hoceky results... so I would finally have a portfolio to show for, just in case I decide to drop off of academia one day 😥

Rebasing can drop commits if the branches are diverged in a certain way

As useless as drag and drop for mobile UI.

More AI/ML at undergraduate level. Drop all those physics and electronics shit or at least make them optional.

when you've been struggling for years to learn how to program to make games but find out everything you've learned is a drag and drop feature

when my rant get more than 5 comments.
#out of memory exception#
just drop it, unfollow and let them comment.

😜