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23, Node js developer
Skills

java, node
Location

Brazil
Github

tvacare

Joined devRant on 4/14/2017

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Drunk me coding.
Next day: WTF, dude…?

joke/meme coding meme java

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For those of you who are having interviews ... remember this

rant interview

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No. More. Writing. Code. On. A. Fucking. Piece. Of. Paper.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

rant wk92

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Got a star on GitHub once

rant wk91

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Let me introduce you to my classmate. And these are her first GitHub repo's commits:

rant commit asd sad github

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Is java reaching multiple dimension to pull extra cpu power?

rant cpu power java multiple dimension

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try {
❤
} catch(e) {
🍺
}

rant

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I just tried to connect on my own teletype portal 😂 And this is one of the best error messages I've seen lately 😂

rant funny error teletype atom

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I guess my dog doesnt like Dev rant. Bye bye 1.5 year old stress ball :,(

A sad day it is

rant neverforget pour one out for the stress ball very sad

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This job posting proves they're in desperate need of graphics designer..

rant

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Bought this Lenovo thinkpad netbook a while ago.

I was told it has 4gb ram.

Just did a free and free -m command.

It shows nearly 8gb of ram.

😯😍

rant

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Teacher: Linux is build on Java
Am I dumb or what?

rant linux java

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Wtf!
This is the github version of "Nothing" android app. 😑

rant github stars trending

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The time a client compared me to an abortion for charging him a £10 monthly hosting fee...

rant wk86

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Me: *puts small piece of tape over webcam*

NSA: Okay guys, shut it all down. No way we can record from the microphone, log keys, access the file system, USB devices, network data or watch the screen. He did the tape.

rant

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Tinder experience so far

Girl: "hey, what do you do?"

Me: "im a programmer"

Girl:

Me: "and you?"

Girl:

Me: "... hello?"

*Suddenly unmatch*

rant tinder oh_shit

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That moment when

rant fucked meme irl stackoverflow

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Thanks for the info

rant too many irrelevant tags much wow too cool to google no shit how did google know amazing algorithm

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Machine Learning:

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Thanks but don't tell my boss

undefined 0 hours boss i program all day

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This is a place in switzerland... i felt the power...

joke/meme root switzerland are they gods?

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It's funny because it's true

joke/meme meme startups

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Nope.. Not doing that.

joke/meme trials trail credit card

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Happens only in Bangalore...

joke/meme bangalore gmaps

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I am serious, when did M$ release this for Android?

question edge mobile microsoft

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It all makes sense now...

undefined crypto gradle android makes sense bitcoin

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What if Doctors are treated as developers?

joke/meme developer meme doctor

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When you spend too much time in your car

joke/meme

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After a point...

joke/meme issue git

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Alas... Bitcoin...

joke/meme back to future bitcoin

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