Print 'Hello World' in ReactJS.

# Time - dies
# Memory - cries in silence
# C - gives an evil laugh

Cat: *walks onto keyboard*
Me: Aww how cute
Cat: $ git reset --hard HEAD

when your code is a mess but everything work out in the end

Conversation with my Boss

B: Are u a hacker?
M: No
B: We need a hacker?
M: Why?
B: Because X department wants to do a hackathon.

!rant

I made devRant pancakes!
yummy

Me: Let's grab something for dinner!
GF: Sure, but let's go somewhere safe
Me:

Well he did the right thing

SAVAGE 😂😂😂

How i start my day

Prevention..

How does this look? (Elementary OS with conky)

All to often I have trouble falling asleep because I can't stop thinking about my code.

Me and my git repo

Don't we all love a sophisticated chat bot?

Client: There is a high severity production issue.. you need to fix urgently..

Developer: I am on the way.. Will fix it once I reach home.

Client: I don't care where you are. Fix it right now😡😡

Developer

What does @dfox say

I love these wires.

Yo Devs hit me up ;)

Windows is getting more modern design! Can't wait :)

😍😍😍

Recently my company worked in project with a big international company which uses a crazy framework to build a part of there webpage. This framework only used random IDs and class names and not even different html elements. And to completely freak out all elements are positioned absolute and on every change the whole page go rendered.

Finally Spend two fucking days debugging shit until I figured it it. Freaking stupid shit encoding problems and old data combined isn't fun. Dafuq why can't everybody use UTF-8 or Unicode or something else but PLEASE stop using some old school IBM shit codepages.
Leckt mich doch am arsch mit diesem scheiß man -_-

I can’t even say what’s wrong with PHP, because— okay. Imagine you have uh, a toolbox. A set of tools. Looks okay, standard stuff in there.

You pull out a screwdriver, and you see it’s one of those weird tri-headed things. Okay, well, that’s not very useful to you, but you guess it comes in handy sometimes.

You pull out the hammer, but to your dismay, it has the claw part on both sides. Still serviceable though, I mean, you can hit nails with the middle of the head holding it sideways.

You pull out the pliers, but they don’t have those serrated surfaces; it’s flat and smooth. That’s less useful, but it still turns bolts well enough, so whatever.

And on you go. Everything in the box is kind of weird and quirky, but maybe not enough to make it completely worthless. And there’s no clear problem with the set as a whole; it still has all the tools.

Now imagine you meet millions of carpenters using this toolbox who tell you “well hey what’s the problem with these tools? They’re all I’ve ever used and they work fine!” And the carpenters show you the houses they’ve built, where every room is a pentagon and the roof is upside-down. And you knock on the front door and it just collapses inwards and they all yell at you for breaking their door.

That’s what’s wrong with PHP.

Only been 4 hours. Wouldn't have guessed otherwise...

When you're too Dev to find a Valentine the mainstream way.

My friend thinks commenting every goddamn HTML tag is a good practice.

Classic Friday; wine, cat, boyfriend coding on laptop in devRant sweater 😍

Saw a nerdy kid with an awesome coding t-shirt bragging about his immense programming and "hacking" abilities.

"What's your favorite programming language?" I ask.

"Scratch."
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Apparently Youtube has a dark mode too!!
It's called http://gaming.youtube.com :O

I fell in love with VS Code <3