This should not be called wisdom teeth, should be called stupid teeth
Mother fucker is growing perpendicular.

What fuck is wrong with you bro , grow upwards you dumb fuck!!

Talking to my son today about one of his CS classes, not sure which.

He says: "I missed the lecture yesterday, but I'm not going to bother re-watching it."

Me: "Why? You really should. You're paying for these classes AND you really need to actually learn this stuff."

Son: "Well, because I got 100% on my last assignment without going to class. I just Google'd everything and figured it out on my own from what I found."

My wife out of the blue: "DAMN IT, BUT THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS IN THE REAL WORK WORLD!"

Oh, you poor, uninformed summer child. I love her, but she just doesn't know that my son has already learned the key lesson he needed to learn from his schooling in order to get a job and make good money in this field! #ProudTechieDadMoments

Fastest way to make visitors leave your website forever:

You know it's bad when Github finds it necessary to tell you your code is trash

Dumbest arrow key design ever.

Yet another commercial seminar upset I won't give up a day of my time to fly to the UK to speak at the event for no payment or reimbursement for my travel.

But of course I should think about the exposure and networking opportunities! 😕

Boss - gives tasks to me. Timeline: 10 days.

Me - work hard and finish the solution in 3 days.

Boss- wtf is this. Do it properly.

Me - chills for 15 days. Submit the same earlier solution after that.

Boss - yes this looks nice now! Much better than your earlier work!

Me - dude seriously what kind of stuff do you smoke before coming to work?

Today I read a lot 😂🙄

Just doing it for the pizza!

I tried to imagine how a Dev Genie could look. 😅

Don't get stuck in traffic, you will get ideas 😂😂

when working over 100 hours a week forces you to become mentally insane

I laughed hard..😂

#10yearchallenge

Found on 2019's Stack Overflow Annual Developer Survey

IDE war!!

Was watching 'Johnny English Strikes Again' when I discovered a secret message in the movie.
Guys, MI7 is hiring C programmers!

The CAPTCHA that can be copied. Noice.

None of these people are real.
The “photos” are generated via neural network.
https://arxiv.org/pdf/...

Great day start 😁

Never ever touch legacy code...

When your PC tries to teach you philosophy

Hilarious 😂😂

nintendo or networking equipment?

Else or ifn't

Huge developer convention with 4 speakers today.

Google Cloud,
AWS Amazon,
A government innovation team,
and Me!

I'm freaking out.
Wish me luck, I need it...

Wanted to share this!

Me everyday while surrounded by other people... You guys help a lot.

I hate interviews that asks me to write code on paper.

That amazing feeling when your girlfriend says “you should teach me how to code”