Just recieved my Google Code-In Shirt.
Thanks @devRant for mentioning this competition!!!

Problems with Android development

1. Android Studio is shitte
2. Android API is shitte
3. Gradle is shitte
4. Emulator is shitte
5. My life is shitte

OneDrive:
Login -> Password/Account is wrong
Forgot Password -> Account does not exist
Registration -> There is already an account with this email adress
Well, Fuck you

When you ask a Python dev to code in Java

What about Python?!

Productivity level 10000...

It's finally here! After a long long wait!

Intern: studied computer science; cant write a single line of f**n code...

Dear Santa,
Here are a couple of things I want for Christmas.

1. I do want to eat no more so allow for oxygen to be my food.

2. Allow me to never sleep again or be tired.

3. Allow all my programs & code to work on the first try.

4. Allow all my hacks to work too.

5. X-Ray vision

6. xx.xxx.xx.xx

Happens only in Bangalore...

When you try to tell your fellow devs to start using Git 😶

Me whenever I'm programming 😂

I am pretty fast...😂😂

I agree 😳

She: You are ';' to my code.
He: Sorry, I code in Python!!

When you spend too much time in your car

Me: I finished the website.
Client: Thanks, It looks really good!
Client: But could you make me a Facebook page instead?

😐

Please end my life!
This is in my IT book:

Everything is under control...

Normal person: send nudes
Dev: send stickers

These are the heroes that devRanters need...

Do we?? 😂😂

You know what I hate? When people don't listen to me.
You know what I love? When shit blows up in their faces because they didn't listen to me

Said yes to a stupid feature request. Now will have to make it. Must learn to say no.

Okay, Go on.

Reading books, not sure if you can even call it a non-dev activity since it is essential in my opinion but reading improves my programming skills everyday!

What a weird age we live in!!!
We need to prove machines that we are not machines...
#captcha

https://linu.xxx

I finally own that domain name!

Any ideas on what to do with it?

Seeing a i when you type i? Fix this unnormal behaviour.

When you remember code from last night in the middle of your day and you know exactly where you fucked up.