Password field unique in database.

Me: “I want the AWS instance with 2TB of RAM.”

Friend: “What on earth for!?”

Me: “I need to run the Slack client and Chrome at the same time.”

mkdir new_project
cd new_project
git init

**Reflecting on my life and current workload**

cd ..
rm -rf new_project.

Rob :Truth or Dare

Android Dev:Dare

Rob: Uninstall and reinstall your android studio with SDKs @50kbps

Android Dev:Truth

Fuck companies which try (and fail) to use street slang & outdated memes to reach their "target audience".

Parents with computer problems

Screw Emojis!!

Client asks how many days will it take to implement feature XYZ.

I say 3 days. But Skype had other plans.

I found the greatest stackoverflow comment:

Just got this slack from our server admin.

Scalability

!Rant
What?

My Friend: Dude our Linux Server is not working anymore!

Me: What? What did you do?

My friend: Nothing I swear!

Me: But you were last on it?

My friend: Yes. I just wanted to run a bash file and needed to give it permissions.

Me : WHAT DID YOU ENTER???!

My Friend: Chill man, just this command I found on the internet
chmod -R 600 /
chown -R root:root /

Me: WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN ROOT AND GOD DAMMIT WHY ARE YOU EVEN USING SOME RANDOM COMMAND FROM THE INTERNET. YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD NOT DO THIS OR JUST ASK!

My friend: Ok I did something wrong, how can I fix it?

Me: Did you make a backup or rsync of the server?

My friend: No. I just wanted to run this file.

Me: You holocausted the server. FUCK MY LIFE

I just installed Arch on my laptop. Therefore as of the rules, i need to adress this fact to you.

When your professor pronounces Git as "jit", you know it's time you drop out.

Cred: Practical Dev

Or you can just use a variable

I used to think I was gonna be a Steve Jobs or a Bill Gates. Now I just fap and cry.

When it's Monday morning, before 10 am, and customers start instant messaging you with angry looking emojis...*sigh*

😠 👽 🔫 🔥

Unpopular opinion: I actually like the light theme

This is the Reality-----

A project is never done... It's just pushed to production

Can confirm

Being a programmer:
If you ain't questing your life from time to time, you are not doing it right.

If you had
one language
One framework
To code everything you want
Would you learn it or let it pass

His code is heavy,
arms are weak,
mind is bending.
It's all spaghetti.
He is nervous but looks calm and ready
to go now
but he keeps on forgetting
what he wrote down.
The manager is getting loud
He moves his mouse but the bugs won't got out
They are features now
Time to ship
Over blaow!

A: So are you the programmers of this software?

B: Yeah, I did the front end

A: Oh it looks so fantastic! It is simple, yet beautiful and responsive. Truly great design, you are so talented!

C: I did the back end...

A: Oh, you mean the server stuff?

C: Yeah

A: Niceeee

Apartment bugs...

It's that Christmas time of the year again

I'm a bit ashamed for laughing on this 😂😂😅

Freshly stolen from Facebook :))))
From a page called "Programming Geeks"

A bug a day keeps ego away.