Found it on 9gag and i find it funny.

System.out.print(“My life sucks so bad”);

*Started a new job in january - no motivation to study in school.
*Girlfriend dumped me after 5.5 years (she met an awesome co-worker to hang with) - i had to move out with all my shit and find a new place to live.
*Losing friends who i made when i was with her.
*No motivation to finish any of my projects.
*Had christmas and new years with her - shittiest of all years.

Fucking cloud providers always trying to steal your shit and spy on your things, fucking prying eyes. That's why i've decided to go back hosting my own private cloud from home. Running on some very energy efficient shit: dual core intel atom cpu (so slow that it can't fucking run windows normally), 16gb of ram, because why the fuck not? and 1tb 2.5"hdd, along with unlimited data - 100/100 Mbit/s internet connection with a server response time less than 95ms just to backup my shitty Iphone selfies and cat pics, host some very important files and regularly back up my contacts. This shit runs CentOS, Nginx, https, bitch! This platform is more trustworthy than your shitty dropbox or whatever other shit they offer you. I can choose whether i back-up my shit from local network or over internetz, Costing me no more than 25€ annually(just to keep the machine on 24/7/365).

"if it compiles, it works"

It’s like riding a bike...

-Is it a bug or feature?
-No.

Best: Was introduced to devrant.
Worst: Managing complex sql database.

That moment when you found something awesome to share and posted it, only to find the same post below...

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)

"Apple has confirmed the suspicions of many iPhone owners by revealing it does deliberately slow down some models of the iPhone as they age."

//rant

So i ordered myself a web server and am trying to get access to phpmyadmin.
I got generated username and password for the phpmyadmin login.
So i created mysql databases and database users, outside the interface, but that's fucking it, i need to create tables as well, can't do that without the interface, cuz NO ACCESS!

Fucking piece of shit service provider, they had one thing to do and they can't even fucking do it right. How dare they call themselves web hosts at all...

It's probably a badly configured config file but i can't access the file myself to start sorting this shit out, so i got to wait at least 12 hours till work hours to be able to contact with them and sort this shit out.

That moment when you realize, you’ve accepted an overly complicated project with a deadline so short...

Classmate sees C#
"C hashtag"

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
WHY ARE YOU HERE?

Thank you Xcode, go home, you're drunk. You were not updating, you were crashing!

At school, learning how to sum, divide and round in excel, instead of coding. (I'm an it pro. converting to dev.) FML

Do yourself a favor and don't install it.

True story...

Each beautiful commercial product always has a more beautiful GPL code hiding inside.

So i moved house a while ago and noted down the root admin's username and password along with all the critical directories including root db location and slapped the sticker onto my personal cloud.
I Just haven't gotten around to set it back up again.

So there's that...

Can't help myself thinking about it every time i open a project

Microsoft was unable to attract users from Windows XP, and only because of that they started to share the free and great WannaCry add-on feature.

How do you postpone solving your problem?

Windows 10 deletes files so slowly that inadvertently it gives the impression that it's secretly sending data to three/four-letter organisations instead of the trash

With Windows Hello, you are the password.
I haven't seen such a horse shit in a long time …

The highest data transfer rate today - 256 gigabytes per second - was achieved when the cleaner's vacuum cleaner accidentally sucked the flash drive in from the floor.

How the fuck do i make you this testing environment when I've been talking for three months that we don't have the hardware for it !!!

When the junior system administrator enters 9.9.9.9 instead of 8.8.8.8 as the name server

This illustrates me perfectly, at that moment when i found that the project manager scrapped my updated lines in the deploy.

The programmer is seated behind the piano.
He then looks at the piano keyboard and explains:
'The keys are quite uncomfortable, the distance from the up and down is very long...'
But it's awesome that the shift can be pushed by the leg.

Greetings from Estonia