Who the fuck is able to not understand the basics of git. With ten years, supposedly , of front end experience. How in the hell do you not understand version control.

How does a front-end developer get away with murder?

$('body').hide();

//I'll see myself out

It's my birthday, gentlemen and ladies 😊

Pro tip:
Decorate your room like a lecture hall so you fall asleep faster

What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long?

A πthon

I thought i saved...

Le me having a chit chat with a student after sharing about programming in my former high school..

Student: "I learnt Java the other day, and I don't really like it"

Me: "Why?"

Student: "Because we can import existing packages on the community to do almost anything"

Me: "And? How is that bad for you?"

Student: "It's not very challenging, isn't it? I want to build everything in my program with my own code!"

Me: [silence]

Me: "Listen here, you little shit..."

The next wanker who copy-pastes instead of properly reusing existing code will be tarred and feathered.

And that's why we're all single...

I don't understand the phrase "once in a while".
If you execute something only “once“ then why you keep it in a “while“?

Game soundtracks? Perfect background music while coding.

Friend of mine: why are you always so grammar nazi-ish?
Me: well, it's in my job name...
Friend: ?!?
Me: pro-grammer :P
(Yes, I know that word isn't gramatically correct!)

To those who say game is not an art, we paint worlds with ones and zeros in real time that you can get lost in for hours. If this is not art, nothing is.

Python...

When you finally reach 20 on Stack Overflow reputation.

Turing test

I need this shirt now!

"I don't want to offend you but well clearly you're not an artist. "

From the client i tell repeatedly "Web design is not my strong point so if there is a design you want we should bring on a designer"

And actually i was an artist. But i didn't like all the subjective criticism. Criticise my code when it doesn't work. I didn't ever sell you Web design

I hate this image - things in 2 states weird me out

Which would you prefer?
Starting a new project from scratch or improving a finished project?

It's amazing how much you can do only in 1-2 hours. Somehow I was in full productive mode and I swear I completed tasks that would normally take a week because of how lazy I am normally.

The worst part about devRant is the inability to explain to non-devs why I'm laughing so hard at something.

This is also the best part.

Credit : 9gag

Laughed so hard, that I had to defenitely post it on devRant.

Two types of people in this world.
Those who press Ctrl+Shift+Esc.
Those who press Ctrl+Alt+Del and click on Task Manager.

Thanks Microsoft

I'm not secure if I'm a good developer or I'm a good "googlelator"

If I keep ignoring issues they'll eventually overflow and I'll have a negative amount of bugs, right?

Am I the only one who sees a post that begins with "Am I the only one..." and automatically downvotes?

You are not a special snowflake, there are millions just like you, live with it.

The biggest problem with many open source projects is that they are built by very clever people, trying to show other very clever people just how clever they are.

Recruiters and HR plz note there is difference between Web Developer and Web Designer... I repeat there is difference between Developer and Designer.