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Software Engineer
Skills

Python and Java
Location

Bangalore, India
Website

https://rounakvyas.me
Github

itsron143

Joined devRant on 3/12/2017

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Manager: You devs are constantly complaining about context switching, if you were on my level you would be able to multitask and switch from task to task without an— hold on I’m getting a text *tap* *tap* *tap tap* *tap* *send noise*

Manager: Right, what were we talking about again?

Dev: …

rant management logic garbage collection

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Found this potential solution to your boss problems on reddit:

random garbagecollection

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Imagine if someone tried to replace HTML

rant html

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How do you call it when you ban a jihadist from your forum or server?

A taliBAN.

joke/meme puns pun pls don't kill me

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And on Fridays we all say together...

✨
✨ DON'T ✨
✨
✨ PUSH ✨
✨ ✨
✨ TO ✨
✨
✨ PRODUCTION ✨
✨
✨

rant friday node javascript web development web git

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Tech blogs be like:

"Hello world"

"Why i havent posted for 3 months"

rant

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Nobody:

Very stupid people with no github projects who are probably stuck at making wordpress sites: haha ai is just if statements

rant

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FUCK

PRESSED CTRL+C IN THE WRONG TERMINAL

BYE BYE HOURS OF WAITING 😞

rant

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In response to:
https://devrant.com/rants/2149067/...
I took your advice.
She said yes 😁

rant

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5

Ideas of things to do while you're running `npm install`: - Make some coffee - Clean your house - Write a book - Text your parents - Balance your portfolio - Go for a run - Play Monopoly

devrant

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At someone's wedding. Don't know anyone except my wife. She known noone except me and the bride.

/awkward
/help...

rant social interaction awkward

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This is the problem with iot

rant nest google

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Are you fucking retarded?

This is a real review for dR

devrant

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Somewhat related to programming....

joke/meme

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"I'm a full stack dev."

<html>
<h1 style="color: red">
<?php echo("Hello world"); ?>
</h1>
</html>

...

rant php backend dev full stack html frontend

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Heard a CEO say at a conference that they hire the most competent candidate. Unless there is a woman in the candidates. Then they hire the woman.
That seems pretty sexist to me.

rant sexism inverse

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Official logo of css modules
Via Reddit

joke/meme

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You know why there is no sharp, non-blurry weirdass image of these Windows Update screens? Cus they actually don't take very long and in your shaking senseless windows hate you gotta pull up the camera asap to get a picture of it, after you missed it last time.

random fuck off windows hate updates

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Hitler sort: Delete every odd element.

joke/meme

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I didn't even know it existed xD

rant

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Just installed Termux and I love it.

rant terminal android termux

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The intern next to me:
"Hey, is 'localhost' working for you ? I can't access the website"

joke/meme

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devRant meetup in the Netherlands yesterday was awesome! Hereby a group picture we took.

Thanks for the amazing evening, people!

devrant meetup netherlands dutch devrant meeting

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IKEA testing in production?

rant ikea test

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So true!!

joke/meme

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r/ProgrammerHumor

joke/meme automation meme ai
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Client: I want to go to the moon!

Me: Sure thing! I will build you a rocket.

Client: But I want you to build me a car.

Me: A car can not take you to the moon.

Client: Build me a car.

Me: OK.

devrant wk147

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My doctor told me my Vitamin D is very low, that I should get some sun.
My dermatologist wants me to stay off the sun to protect/prevent moles.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

rant

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This right here is bloody😂

joke/meme

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Wont happen

joke/meme

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