It happens 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

Amazing!🚀😂

Also this

Chrome as bartender in windows

😂😂😂

True history... (I find in twitter)

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ (\__/)
   ⠀　 (•ㅅ•) my mentor defending
　＿ノ ヽ ノ＼ ＿ my code to the team
/　`/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ　ヽ
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|　ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ　 ノ   
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　 /ﾐ`ー―彡 \ (•ㅅ•) me

You can find some golden comments deep inside github repos 😂

Remote-working for a month, finally met a web developer pal (literally).

Don't you think this is a bit ex-css-ive

Sad life :(

There was a previous developer who my managers has told us was terrible and toxic. Yet due to terrible planning, he had everyone work for over 13 hours last Sunday.

I contacted this previous developer to learn his side of the story and learned a lot. I realize between their two narratives is the truth, but I see all the ways we've been lied, the ways this other dev was scapegoated and all the additional work that's sure to come.

I refuse to work weekends again. I refuse to work over 40 hours. I wish I could convince everyone else to do the same. No amount of money is worth making up for bad planning and management.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I present you the API I'm working with...

That's a pretty fucking useful error description right there.

I don't really drink alcohol, but every time I look at my (old) code, it looks like I was drunk when writing it.

That could possibly work 😂😂😂

Found this somewhere, not only for concept, i just do it everytime 😂

That's me

Day 530: Still trying to find phone number...

C# Programmer 😂😂😂

A recursive bar walks into itself.

Apple: Born to be fruit

Linux/Unix: Born to be root

Windows: Born to re boot

New stickers arrived, thanks devRant ! There is still space for one, two or maybe three more ...

Hello! I am Johnny Knoxville and tonight on Jackass...we test in prod with no back out plan in place...and then I will glue Bam's hand to his dick while he's sleeping.

For any keyboard lover like me: this little guys are the most valuable things in my setup. Ortholinear keyboards from http://olkb.com I can't recommend them enough. They are fully programmable and comes in kits for you to finish mounting. The red one is a planck and the other is a preonic.

I'm using dsa keycaps from pimpmykeyboard and the switches are gateron blues.

They just opened a new massdrop for the planck, these are already assembled and ready for use. Check it out at https://massdrop.com/buy/...

P.S.: I have nothing to do with the project and I'm not getting paid to post this. Just love them and want to spread the word. Hope someone love them as much as I do.

Today a member of an other team said that React would be better than Angular 2. Mainly because React allows HTML inside the components declaration and One-Way-Data-Binding.
Me then: Sure, but Angular 2 also has this features 😞

Made a Raspberry Pie for Pi Day

This is not a rant, but I just wanted to share some good news! My brother and I have launched an app called Programmer’s Music. It contains our favourite music tracks and tracks suggested by some of our developer/creative colleagues. It’s for listening to music while coding. We have also integrated Pomodoro time management method in it. It’s ad-free and FREE. :) Please check out the app at https://promusic.tech/2mJrw8A. Feel free to leave an honest feedback. 

Please feel free to leave us a message with your favourite tracks and we will add them. Please share it, follow on Twitter and/or like our Facebook page. Thank you so much!

Thank you, everyone.

PS.- Atom editor fans would ❤ it.

lol #fakenumber

Trues Up!

Code Quality: Metrics that Matter (via CodeChef)

Life as a test engineer.