Forget about complex problems, understanding context of your teammate thoughts is hard

The Handover!

What the fuck do you think I entered?

I got a new formula 1 model of one of my favorite racers (Sebastian Vettel)
It looks so great on my desk

Every edgy jobless person feel like...

You are a Rockstar, my friend!

Thanks for not having proper api documentation, moron! 😒

I don’t disagree 🤷🏻‍♂️

Someone has to fucking say it.

fuck linux

Thought Spotify had a bug for a moment.. Then i remembered how lame I am. -.-'

Got about 6 hours of work done in 2. Where's my fucking prize?

PROBLEM: A tickets' company came to us last autumn. They said they have severe performance problems and asked us to help.
SOLUTION: covid and quarantines. All events have been ceased, noone's buying any tickets any more. Performance problems are no more. FIXED.

PROBLEM: Another company came to us recently. They said they have severe performance problems with their huge databases and asked us to help.
SOLUTION: a few days of heavy rain and their datacenter was flooded. along with the backup servers. No more data, no more performance problems with large databases. FIXED

Solving problems genie style!

Who's next?

I picked up my phone for something important. Devrant was already on the screen, read a rant. Commented. And now I forgot why I’d picked up the phone.

Finally, the time has come!!!!

I'm 2 fucks away from sharing this on my work group

linus torvalds has complete power over linux. huh.

that means that he's likely to include linux in his will.

could you imagine inheriting linux?

So, for an assignment we have a task of developing an IT product for a business to solve one of their problems. One of the project development examples contains the following screenshot.
You can tell, from this screenshot that whoever made a screenshot of this example has no idea what they're doing.

Real Incident (India)
So, this one time, out of the Blue, my engineering manager said "Let's, Shit together sometime."

I was like "Yeah, Sure. Sounds like a great Idea."

**-(Wondering why am I always so Agreeable to her 😒)

She has a bit of an accent and I realised she actually meant "Sit".

What a bummer!!! I was really looking for some intimacy, not the ideal way, but, it was something nonetheless.

Ha!
Back to the Screen, now!

PM: By when can you do this?
Me: Monday
PM: Which monday?
Me: Exactly

When you realize that you're googling an error message you've implemented yourself

😏😏😏😏

Who does that anyway...

Aaaaaaa 😂😂😂 quit vim

😑

OMG I have no clue why they're leaving
- Every asshole manager ever

> had an exam with a friend

> we both go to comp sci college

> had to write a fucked up algorithm in matlab

> he hates matlab

> he completes the task

> the variable that outputs the result is called holocaust

> he gets sent to dean

> expelled

Burned it 🔥

Best error message ever seen

It's the free T-shirt month!