We are in 2017! :)

windows :D

\(+_+)/

I just almost fucked up our database. Thank fuck I misspelled a table name. Noone will ever know.

void walks into a cave
doesn't return..............

// repost \\
To all new devs:
• Your language of choice is fine.
• There is no superior way to indent, yours is fine.
• Your IDE is fine.
• Your OS is fine.

Unless you work in my team, of course.

I recently got my first job and I already saw code that I won't ever forget

for(int i=0; i < 2; ++i) {
switch(i) {
case 0:
~~~
break;
case 1:
~~~
break;
case 2:
~~~
break;
default:
~~~
break;
}
}

The struggle is real

Oddly true

I love to help people, with the easiest possible solution 😍😍😍

(- _ -)

Fucking clients:/

Happened just now:
Client: Please remove this page from the site ASAP, and tell me when its done.
Me: Done
Client: what's wrong am getting an error code(404) when I click on the link.

Am not sure how to reply to that

Best one...

Well played, Google assistant! well played!

How worse can an error be?

When your boss asks you to debug some crappy legacy code and you need to bring in the heavy artillery

Savage!!! (-Programming Geeks)

AARRGH, 20 mins of blindness and frustration

arr.length vs arr.length()

Pick up line!

Don't forget to flush when you're done here.

When your boss says "good job, you have developed something big in such a small time" (~2 weeks) but you haven't showed him the bugs and shit (gonna fix it btw)

Whoah guys look at my cool new website I made:
http://localhost:8080
Feedback appreciated

Me if i was a game dev

"So what are your hobbies?"

Me: "programming"

"No i mean your real hobbies, besides the work you do"

Me: *awkward silence*

God is one of us

When you keep getting +1s on a rant you posted a month ago.

What is your preferred mechanical keyboard for coding ?

Just ordered my rubber duck. It'll be here in 2 to 3 business days...

When the new intern keeps asking too many questions to try to be too enthusiastic