When they replace you with an intern

I work remotely. This means that sometimes I work with no pants on.

...ok I work with no pants on all the time.

LMAO 😂😂😂

Valentine's day

Get child support LOL

This is my life now...

Heaviest Objects In The Universe

Colleague: Ivy, I have a problem with blah blah.
(Meanwhile we are in two different places)
Me: I'm not sure I understand your problem. Just Google it.
Colleague: I don't want to.
Me: Okay bye.

Question: Are Developers who use Google impostors?

Microsoft is stepping up their game

I wish I could type into my brain:"dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda bs=512 count=1337"

To delete everything of my ex gf memories...

She just wrote a message, again...

We recently hired a fronted dev and she got confident enough to suggest we use nodejs, my literal reply:

We hired you so we would not have to deal with JavaScript.

Should see her face 😂

Reality....

When your Artificial neural network set the weights right through the first iteration.

Always fun to see escaping bugs

Learning Image Processing,Deep Learning,Machine Learning,Data modeling,mining and etc related to and also work on them are so much easier than installing requiremnts, packages and tools related to them!

Waiting for that Nintendo Switch Dev Kit like.

My company does estimates in two ways.

1. Sales person just throws a number out there, always short, and we panic code to make it happen before the client decides twice as long isn't worth it.

OR

2. The devs are told to give an estimate before having a chance to find out all the requirements, THEN ARE TOLD THEY ESTIMATED TOO HIGH AND TO LOWER THE NUMBER!

FUCK THE ESTIMATING!!! GIVE US TIME AND ACCEPT OUR ESTIMATES!! SALES PEOPLE DONT HAVE TO STAY UP IF WE NEED TO CRAM!!

Any substitute of 'Trello'? I am using it from last couple of months and I am pretty satisfied with it. What's your choice?

Got me a new virtual stress ball & a cute birdie, thank you all for the ++!

Gradel sucks

The more I learn, the less I know.

OutOfMemoryException while throwing OutOfMemoryException

Go home Java/Android you are drunk

FUCK ME!!

For a job, I have to create a form with more than 20 fields!! FUCK!!

The most shitty part is that I need to gather all the shit users fill in (if they even fill it in) and place in a shitty e-mail and send that to the client!! FUCK!!

I think this has greatly improved my sign up form.

Quality error message.

Guess who just got a compile error on a blank line!

hahaha the PHP part at the bottom got me so hard 😂😂

source: found somewhere on reddit

After ten years of working sh*t jobs I finally got the chance to study CompSci at a top university... All the kids look at me as if I've been programming for years, truth is I just study a lot because my scholarship requires me to get B+ or above.

The awkward moment when your ethernnet cable is the bottleneck in your Internet connection.

Never thought I'd see such speeds in India. Wow moment!

Side note: I was subscribed to a 50mbps plan. Last night my subscriber upgraded their network and just gave me a upgrade FREE of cost.

Dear machine