Also this

the truth about python...

404: Today's Date not found

Pretty accurate I would say

Please contact your optician. Hahahahaha

Nowadays......¯\_(ツ)_/¯

rofl 🤣

40% of AI start ups don't use AI.

++ contributions in the last year

http://shoutcloud.io/

When you realize that you're googling an error message you've implemented yourself

I am the internet...

Customer sends an email complaining about his WordPress website getting a score of 2 out of 100 on Google PageSpeed Insights. I open their website, a video is being used as wallpaper. I open their PageSpeed Insights report, and it says reduce payload to less than 100MB.

Can I go kill myself now?

upvote if your'e doing this

Every job interview question ever

Keep your SaaS, I got

Web and IE8 in nutshell

Be careful with Ux-Ui

It's a merge conflict

When a communist starts coding!!

😂😂😂

I need this shirt 😲

Startup tip...

404 Error!

Finally got hold of my stickers!!
Thanks David!

I laughed hard..😂

Implementing a while loop subconsciously

TL;DR Know your field of knowledge and accept help from outside.
Alright I work devops and I swear to fucking god the next dev that tells me that their networking idea/solution is better or outright ignores me then proceeds to ask for help is going to get a firm punch in the balls. If you're a lady you're going off the roof because you don't have balls. I am open to ideas but when they're involving a 10/100 mini switch or python routing I'm going to kick their ass.

Found on 2019's Stack Overflow Annual Developer Survey

Standards, why follow them?

The CAPTCHA that can be copied. Noice.

Buddy from dept I was in 4 years ago: Check your email.
Me: OK
10 mins later
Buddy: Can you join a webex now?
Me: No
Buddy: OK, I'll forward the details, join when you can.
Me: Could you give me a little context?
Buddy: You helped them pull a cert off a USB stick in Switzerland last year (I'm in US).
Me: Don't think I did.

When I get a chance to read email chain, half of it is in German (I don't read it). Have not idea what this is about, but there seems to be a newer one that says it was resolved.

Me to Buddy: Looks like it was resolved.
Buddy: Yes, but they're still mad at you.
Me: Why?
Buddy: Because you wrote that app and it's hard to update the certs.
Me: I wrote that app as a favor, the dev they hired spent 6 months rewriting 3 SQL queries before being fired.
Buddy: LOL, well I guess they don't like the cert part.
Me: OK, but when I turned it over to them it didn't have a cert at all, I have no idea what the feature is.
Buddy: They said you help them last year.
Me: I didn't.
Buddy: Well they still think it's all your fault.