FUCKING LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!
I NEED TO FUCKING WORK!

NO I DON'T CARE ABOUT POLITICS.
NO I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR RANDOM FUCKING DREAMS.
NO I DON'T CARE ABOUT COINS OR THE PRICE OF GOLD.
NO I DON'T CARE ABOUT SOME EXPENSIVE PLANE OR BOAT OR CAR YOURE NEVER GOING TO BUY.
NO I DON'T CARE ABOUT CHINA.
NO I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR DRAMA.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THE ARBITRARY FUCKING BULLSHIT YOU BLABBER ABOUT.

STOP. WASTING. MY. TIME.

I'M THE ONLY ONE PAYING THE BILLS
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME DO IT!

I was on a 1:1 with my boss talking about my performance, recent tickets, HR stuff, anything I need, plans for the next quarter, etc.

My 4yo ran up, pointed to my boss on the screen, and asked "who is mommy on a call with?" I told him it was my boss, T, and that he needed to be quiet. "I want talk to T!" He demanded. "Hi T!" He wouldn't take no for an answer. We were pressed for time, so. As cute as it was, it wasn't very welcome.

It took like five minutes to finally make him leave. Now whenever I'm on a call, he runs up and yells "Hi T!!!!" at the screen. 😅 even when its standup or the engineering meeting with like 50 people.... thankfully there is a mute button! His face still pops up on camera, but most people understand and just laugh.

He's cute but he can be soo embarrassing!

coding requires inspiration...

Just went clubbing in a stackoverflow tshirt 😂😂😂😂😂

damn this is brilliant

This is what happens every time I look at Microsoft’s C# docs after someone tells me to

I found this on Quora........

code review

Best way to handle any exception...

try{
something
} catch(e) {
window.location.href =
"http://stackoverflow.com/search/...]+"
+ e.message;
}

Finally... Source code of Windows trouble shooting program is here:

PS: I always hated it and found it useless. What about you?

Hey, have you ever wanted to punch a developer 8611 times before?

Just found the best dev ever.

https://alcohollick.com/tfw.html

I'm not sure it's a good idea...

Today a client asked us if we could remove http:// of his website url...

When you spend too much time in your car

Staring at you, Angular(JS)

Windows things. Someone's antivirus had been expired.

I'm the git master in my group for a uni project as I am the only one with some experience.
This is what I have to deal with

#mindhacks 😎

enabling firewall on a vps to secure my docker containers and forgetting to add openssh to allowed list --> ssh blocked 😃🔫

EVERYTIME!!

Only pure evil can design a PC case that has reset button same size and shape like USB port and place it next to USB ports.

real shit?

90s: We'll have flying cars in future!

2017:

Oh sh*t

Someone is wondering how to get this piece of code working as expected on StackOverflow:

for (var i = 1; i <= 2; i++) { setTimeout(function() { alert(i) }, 100); }

Found this gem in answers. :D

The real truth.

Yes, Mr. Client. It is extremely wise of you to demand changes on release-day. Of course it won't go smoothly, untested and buggy as it will be.

After a couple years as a developer I've learned that all those banking sites and cool online stores and apps are held together with old chewed gum, duck tape and that guys who has been in the office 48h straight and whose wife thinks he's dead.

Me: nodejs, how to iterate through a folder

Quora: let me tell you a story , when me and my fath.....

Stackoverflow: -1, please refer to guidelines

Yahoo answer: type command "rm -rf *"

Omegle: m 26 india ....

Cleverbot: const fs = require('fs')
const path = require('path')

function getDirectories (srcpath) {
return fs.readdirSync(srcpath)
.filter(file => fs.lstatSync(path.join(srcpath, file)).isDirectory())
}

then recurrence

me: thx cleverbot