Who else feels this way? Current mood 😔

Everything is going as planned

A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.

Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?

Source: Twitter @cryptomanran

It's funny because it's true

When you try to tell your fellow devs to start using Git 😶

Release time :)

My clients be like

Me: *Working intently on project*
Gf: "Why are you just googling stuff & copying"

WELCOME TO PROGRAMMING 101

CEO: "What if we invest in our devs (i.e. trainings, certifications) and they leave?"

CTO: "What if we don't and they stay?"

Seriously....

Dear team,

Train people well enough so they can leave

Treat them well enough so they don't want to

Regards,
A member of dev team

When they want an honest candidate

When your mother keep waking you up asking where is MS Office Word...

"Your app is like an onion. The more you peel back, the more it makes you want to cry"

If you notice a bug, but the client hasn’t seen the bug, is it really a bug?

I'll let you know once I find work

Doctor : what's your blood group?
Developer : coffee

Working @ home means good co-workers

This is absolutely true !

HELLO WORLD! ITS FIRST DAY OF LEARNING HTML😊

Welcome everyone.
Today I signed my first contract!!!
Front end
Part time
I'm 30.
This is still a start

"The client wants you to make that email responsive in Outlook 2000."

Lets all help them share their startup

Friend: So you're like a Developer right? Specifically using JavaScript?

Me: I mean...kinda? Pretty Noobish still...

Friend: But you could like show a buddy of mine some basics right?

Me (thinking to myself...the best way to test your knowledge is to teach it...): well...sure...

Friend: Great here is their info!

*Drives an hour away*
*sits down with this friend of a friend*
*busts out laptop*

Friend of friend: So how long have you been a Java Developer?

Me: -_- oh fuck...

*head desk*

There's this guy that sits next to me in a class.

Guy: Hey, you're a hacker right?
Me: I'm a programmer.
Guy: Can you hack into my email account?
Me: Nope, I work in a different field of computer science.

In reality, I want to give him a piece of my mind.

I already know his email so I open up the login page and enter it. I click "forgot password", and it asks for his favorite teacher's name. Keep in mind that he made this account this year.

Me: So anyways, who's your favorite teacher?
Guy: *proceeds to give me favorite teacher's name*
Me: 🤦‍♂️

I change his password and log into his account. After that, I show him and tell him about how he should keep his account secure.

He left class with a priceless look on his face.

1 minute of Thread.sleep() for Tum, the best cat ever. Rest in peace, your memory will live on in my devrant avatar.

Documentation is like sex.
When it's good, it's very good.
When it's bad, it's better than nothing.

When you find a bug in your code...😭

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 I GOT MY DEGREE IN THE MAIL TODAY🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

When code is more important than life