Debugging be like

.tree {
visibility: hidden;
}

not even partition tables are safe from my near-supernatural ability to break shit through existing.

Dev checked in code (I suspect purposely not inviting me on the code review invite) saying he "fixed" the authentication bug in the web service.

Um no, like I told you last week, the authentication error is because the load balancer wasn't passing the user's authentication to IIS.

If I didn't overhear him telling a user "Still getting the error? I don't know, we might have to re-write that service", he might have gotten away with it.

Me: "Wait, that doesn't sound right. If I hit the server directly, authentication works. Its an issue with the load balancer, not the service"
Dev: "Admin said the load balancer is fine and it has to be the service."
Me: "I don't buy it. IIS is returning the authentication error, not the service."
Dev: "I added exception handling and nothing is being logged. Must be something in the service configuration."
Me: "No, IIS performs the authentication, not the service. I explained that last week, remember?"
Dev: "Oh yea. What changes do we need to make to the service?"
<my blood pressure starts to spike>
Me: "None. Give me a sec.."
<we have other apps on the same server farm that work just fine, so I re-configure the service pool settings to match theirs>
Me: "See, now going through the load balancer, the service works fine. For some reason, the admin had our service set up differently."
Dev: "OK, I'll let the users know the service is fixed."
Me: "Service was never broke and I'm not leaving it in its current state. In the morning I'll talk to the admin and see what he can do to fix."

Is it okay to correct a teacher? Even when a test is involved?

Found this gem somewhere on dev.to 😂😂

Life saving hacks

To all developers who think "I don't need to delete that one 1KB temp file"

FUCK.YOU.

You are not the only garbage developer who does not clean his shit up. The reason we need TERA FUCKING BYTE storage devices nowadays is because you incompetent shit heads have no idea how an application has to properly work. A temp file is not there to exist for ever. HENCE THE FUCKING WORD TEMPORARY

penguins ...

Listening to a product owner describe a system that they want when they don't understand what problem they are trying to solve is quite an experience.

Wikipedia is offline. And gone is my friday evening activity...

F u n n y

If you like the post, then give me some ++'s.

“Hybrid is the future, it’s faster to develop, more efficient and has no real downside or impact”

Found this gem on Neil Fraser's blog!

LoL relatable

Minimum punishment it is

Those, uh... are NOT laptops and are NOT what you think they are, Google.

MAC MINI UPDATE: ayy nextcloud (also postgres is a hassle)

Doesn’t matter how much experience you have, there’s always a new rake to smack you in the face. 🤣

Found post by programmer.me on Instagram.

Unicode on a cup of joe

Our(n)

JavaScript can do anything ...

A friend of mine was playing Destiny 2 just now and the game crashed. This was legit the error message :

😭😨😰🥴😭😭

try catch

This baby is coded

Lol, prob repost but funny anyway.

Guess the training accuracy

be like a neural network