New colleague in the office.

Him: How do you rename a file in terminal?
Me: Just sudo rm <filename>, rm stands for ReName.

I'm a horrible person.

"Programming is like writing a book... except if you miss a single comma on page 156 the whole thing makes no damn sense" - unknown

Forbes has, by far, the shittiest and most user-unfriendly website I've ever gone to, in this gigantic clusterfuck we call the Internet. I honestly don't understand how they felt their site design is OK. Fuck their dev team manager.

Let's run down some of its worst offenses, shall we? FORCED ANTI-ADBLOCK, shitton of ads (some of which are extremely invasive and dangerous), autoplaying sidebar video WITH SOUND ON, that fucking social sidebar & collapsed navigation, and their mind-bogglingly irrelevant, frustratingly obnoxious, & totally pointless Quote of the Day, which itself has ads and A FORCED COUNTDOWN to go to the fucking article you went there to read to begin with.

The articles themselves on Forbes are solid, so why do they have to ruin it with this shit? I will never go to a Forbes link again. No article is worth facing their torture chamber.

TLDR: Fuck you Forbes, your site is absolutely the shittiest on the entire web (which is quite a feat).

I'm stuck between 2 options:
1) Rant about my problems
2) Share DevRant with colleagues

Am I the only one with this problem? 😂

-Laughed at Gitlab the other day
-Accidentally dropped my db today.

fuck karma

Facebook videos will soon autoplay with sound.

It's like I didn't have enough reason to leave facebook already.

"Does it work in IE?"

No, and I don't care.

Lets all stop and take a moment to thank Stackoverflow for our jobs...

We were given a MacBook in the beginning. Yesterday, appreciating my work, my manager gave me a MacMini to make my own server for testing purpose. I joined just two weeks ago. 😃

I have no words...

I just have the right tools, you know...

CSS is easy until you open your website in another browser.

Yet, more to come.

Client: Take your time. But do it fast.

True mate

Who else keeps misreading pom.xml?

Shit just got real!

How does a front-end developer get away with murder?

$('body').hide();

//I'll see myself out

Maybe the code behind the "Windows is checking for solution"

Oh yes I know how it feels.

It's not a bug - it's an alternative feature

When you copy a big answer from StackOverflow and it works perfectly, but then you feel bad for a split second that you just copied the whole thing and didn't do anything creative :(

"Code always does what it says. The bug is always you." — Confucius.

Yesterday, I had a meeting to prepare today's meeting, which goal is to prepare tomorrow's meeting... 😣

Me: try googling this
Team mate: ok. So what do I Google?
Me: are you seriously considering specialising in computer engineering?

Js frontend
Js backend
Js mobile apps
Js desktop apps
What's next? Js kernel?

Comic Sans in IDE

Front-end developer's to-do list :
☑ Climb Everest
☑ Learn how to speak mandarin
☑ Become god
◻ Vertically center something in CSS

Clients be like...

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.