Thought I would share a picture of my boss's wiring job...

Spaghetti wiring doesn't actually mean spaghetti coding. 😂

When you start wiring your api and front end together...

So, I'm programming a control system for a prototype aerospace vehicle. You know, the stuff that needs to work to prevent falling out of the sky.

Anyway, test day was today (was -- not anymore). Wiring all the electronics, everything is actuating and works well. Except for one part, a little thruster for stability.

I spent hours - literally, fucking hours - trying to fix the problem. Wrong address? Wrong syntax? I had absolutely no clue what was wrong. Queue the hardware guy, $stupid:

$stupid: "How have you not got it working yet?!"

$me: "I don't know, everything I'm trying isn't working. I've spent hours digging through this code and nothing is fucking working."

$stupid: "Well have you set it up for the new thruster?"

$me: "What...What new thruster?"

$stupid: "Oh, the one we installed this morning, did noone tell you?"

WHY WOULDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS?! COMMUNICATION 101!

After 2 hours of wiring/debugging/rewiring, I have my EEPROM programmer halfway done. Currently is only able to read locations in memory. Next step: make it programmable.

(For those of you who dont know, EEPROM stands for Electrically Erasable, Programmable Read-Only Memory

Saw some other posts about clean wiring, had to share this

Rebuttal to all these beautiful wiring closet shots. This was taken at my first internship in 2002. As green as I was, I still knew this was awful.

(Pardon the low fidelity; it's a snap of a 14 year old printout!)

So this shit happened today...

We were asked to implement a functionality on the device that allows it to go to standby mode to save battery power. Once the device enters that state, it can only be woken up by actual bus-network activity, and usually that means connecting a shit-ton of wiring harness and network emulation devices... Before implementing and releasing the device software that does this, we told that fucktard customer how difficult it would be for him to connect to the device without such a setup. He seemed to be fine with it and said rather arrogantly that we should implement the requirement as asked...

Well okay you cock-sucking motherfucker, you'll get exactly what you asked for... We implement the functionality and deliver the software...

Now this pile of shit comes back running his mouth on how the device tears down all its interfaces (to reduce power consumption) and he can't connect to the device anymore.... Well what else were you expecting you dickhead.
To make things worse for me apparently he runs to the manager describing his apparent problem. Both of them come to my desk.. With that fucking Bastard hiding his smugly mug behind the manager's back... He thought he was going to have the upper hand... Well guess what fucked piece of shit, I came prepared... I showed the manager how this was a part of the requirements by throwing that JIRA ID in their faces... The manager seems to understand but this relentless fuck wanted me to implement a "workaround" that would allow him to connect to the device easily... The manager almost had me implement that workaround, when I expose a huge security flaw in doing so. Guess what, now the entire team comes to my desk and start supporting my statement... To make it better they also tell how doing so will violate other requirements...

I've never felt so happy in my entire fucking career, when the entire team stood by me and watched that asshole drag his sorry ass back to his place

The deeper I dig into HP's designs, the more I realize how amazing they are.

- Let's put 18.5V on our charger label
- Let's make it actually put out 20V, just because 🤪
(Note: this is a SMPS, not one of those old linear ones where that's normal)
- Let's make our charger output positive on not only 1 line, but also a second smaller one, just because. All the while the thicker line is more than capable enough, and the same size as the negative line.
(So essentially there's 2 positives, one negative)
- Fuck conventional wiring colors (red for positive, black for negative). Let's awaken our 'murican patriotism and make positive black, and negative white.
- Oh those are the colors for American AC lines and not DC lines? I had no idea! But look, I have a shiny piece of paper and you don't so your concern is invalid!

I lost more brain cells from these realizations than I would from a whole night of binge drinking. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU HP?!!

In response to the picture I posted of my boss's wiring, we got a new switch today and he cleaned it up a bit.

1. Fucking MySQL database clusters.

There's nothing fun about MySQL clusters. Sometimes they start producing deadlock errors for no apparent reason... well, there's probably a reason, but it's never a transparent easy to find reason.

What was even less fun is that those errors took down a Sentry server. When your error log server goes down through ddos from your database messages, it's time to rethink your setup.

2. Wiring up a large factory with $2 arduino clones, each with a $2 esp8266 wifi chip, with various sensors for measuring flow of chemical solutions (I wanted cheap real time monitoring as an early warning system next to periodic sampling).

The scaling issue was getting over 500 streaming wifi signals to work in a 55c moist slightly corrosive atmosphere with concrete and steel everywhere, and getting it all into a single InfluxDB instance for analysis.

Just thought I'd share my current project: Taking an old ISA sound card I got off eBay and wiring it up to an Arduino to control its OPL3 synth from a MIDI keyboard. I have it mostly working now.

No intention to play audio samples, so I've not bothered with any of the DMA stuff - just MIDI (MPU-401 UART) and OPL3.

It has involved learning the pinout of the ISA bus connectors, figuring out which ones are actually used for this card, ignoring the standards a little (hello, amplifier chip that is wired up to the +12V line but which still happily works at +5V...)

Most of the wires going to it are for each bit of the 16-bit address and 8-bit data. Using a couple of shift registers for the address, and a universal shift register for the data. Wrote some fairly primitive ISA bus read/write code, but it was really slow. Eventually found out about SPI and re-wrote the code to use that and it became very fast. Had trouble with some timings, fixed those.

The card is an ISA Plug and Play card, meaning before I could use it I had to tell it what resources to use. Linux driver code and some reverse-engineering of the official Windows/DOS drivers got me past this stage.

Wired up IRQ 5 to an Arduino interrupt to deal with incoming MIDI data, with a routine that buffers it. Ran into trouble with the interrupt happening during I/O and needing to do some I/O inside the handler and had to set a flag to decide whether to disable/re-enable interrupts during I/O.

It looks like total chaos, but the various wires going across the breadboard are mainly to make it easier to deal with the 16-bit address and 8-bit data lines. The LEDs were initially used to check what addresses/data were being sent, but now only one of them is connected and indicates when the interrupt handler is executing.

There's still a lot to do after that though - MIDI and OPL3 are two completely different things so I had to write some code to manage the different "channels" of the OPL3 chip. I have it playing multiple notes at the same time but need to make it able to control the various settings over MIDI. Eventually I might add some physical controls to it and get a PCB made.

The fun part is, I only vaguely know what I'm doing with the electronics side of this. I didn't know what a "shift register" was before this project, nor anything about the workings of the ISA bus. I knew a bit about MIDI (both the protocol and generally how the MPU-401 UART works) along with the operation of a sound card from a driver/software perspective, but everything else is pretty new to me.

As a useful little extra, I made some "fake" components that I can build the software against on a PC, to run some tests before uploading it to the Arduino (mostly just prints out the addresses it is going to try and write to).

some students at their CCNA prep course asked me for help to find the wiring fault.

While everyone is talking about data center cabling, look what I found

Dear client:
You have to think this is like building a house, so you have to spend time doing some serious thinking, so you come up with a (somewhat) good vision of what you want and what could possible change in the future... let me give you an example: let's say we were building a house and we are very close to finishing it, so you come up with the great idea of putting the kitchen where the living room is, and the bathroom in the second floor where the TV room was... if that happens, then I would tell you to go fuck yourself.
See dear client... there are pipes, wiring, and all sorts of stuff you don't see, that makes a house be a house... apply the same logic to building software and we'll be on the same page more often.
PS: I appreciate your business

Ah! The sense of achievement you get, the feeling of accomplishment you feel, the beautiful red light that glows up on board, when you repair your home's broken wiring.

I fucking ❤ hardware. Best WYSIWYG of all.

You do know that "why do I need you if I can copy-paste code from SO?" joke floating around, right? Today I had a real-life situation perfectly illustrating it.

So I bought a set of parking sensors. Cheap ones, from AliExpress. Prolly the cheapest ones I could find. Installed them w/ engine turned off. All seemed fine. Cleaned it all up, got ready to go, started the engine and beeeep beeep beeepeeeeep beepp ..... beeeeeeeeep.

fuck.

Tried unplugging/replugging them one-by-one to find the faulty one. Nada. Apparently they all were false-alarming. They must all be bad, bcz they seem to work well w/ engine turned off (ignition on) and only false-alarm when engine is on.

Allright, I'll get a new set next weekend, a more expensive one and replace them again.

There goes my €20 and another week basically w/o parking sensors (car length is >5 meters, so sensors do help a lot).

Today I spend a few hours removing my rear bumper again, replacint all the sensors, wiring, etc. Tests show promising results - all sensors seem OK even w/ engine on! Close it all up, start a car again and.... beeep bep bep beeep beeee..eeeeppp.

MOTHER FUCK!

Another 30min-hour goes by while looking for a possible culprit. And I found it. The fix could did not take longer than 5 seconds. Apparently a wire feedint the sensors' controller was too close to sensors' wires. All I had to do is to push that wire a lil further from the controller with my index finger.

I could have saved €30, a week of time, half a day of work if I only knew what wire to [literally] poke.

shit...

What a wiring closet at a tech school looks like

and the wires emerged like tentacles from their sockets and you don't know what goes where.

fml

There's a side project that I wanted to finish for some time now:

I built a pipboy (from Fallout 3) for a close friend - 3D printed and colored the parts, made a preliminary setup.
But to this day, it's still missing a power supply and all the proper wiring. (Jumper cables ARE not.)
Apart from that, I probably want to replace the RPi in there for a slimmer version.
Development is all done, implementation needed.

My uncle wants me to get a faster OS on this (I'm thinking android since its touch screen) he wants to embed it in his car as a GPS computer (older car) he's an actual mechanic don't worry lol so he won't fuck up any car wiring

But this monster doesn't have a USB-A it has usb-mini. Oof. Wish me luck while I try to figure this out

Tayto Park, Northern Ireland. Have some pride.

Story Time:

In the late 90s , early 2000, I remember we had our first landline (phones where a luxury on our part of the world) , with that our first 56k internet connection.

I remember vividly waiting for 14:00 (02PM) so I could connect to the internet paying only a single "pulse".

Back in my tiny remote rural village in brazil, most houses where build by brick layers people hired directly and I lots of owners worked with them to speed up the process, run plumbling and
eletricity, paint and do the floors etc, mylate father included.

Being quite handy, he also did all the wiring for the landline and the for modem.

While he was handy, he was by no means an electrician, so one bizarro side effect for the amateur wiring was that whenever someone turned on the Shower, the internet connection would go down.

And for some bizarre reason, it was only the internet connection, while the shower was turned on, the phone would work fine... some years later broadband internet got widespread and it was unnaffected by the shower.

Proper rant tonight... I was getting an upgrade to my home entertainment today. It needed an engineer visit. What a useless clown he turned out to be.

2 hrs after arriving, he left and things weren't working remotely right at all. But it was Saturday and he was off the clock so I had to suck it up. No option to back out either - it was all activated and I had to accept it.

He spent most of the time arguing with me about my home network was set up and how it was wrong and how it was important for the overall system to work. Being a geek and having done research, I couldn't understand this - that wasn't how it was meant to be, I knew. I accept my home wiring is a bit odd, but I've had a working system for years because it's all necessary.

After all the faffing about and purchase of some new powerline units (which I accept I needed anyway but where unrelated to this set up), looking more into it myself, it is now up and running correctly.

I am thoroughly pissed at the ineptitude of the engineer. He clearly doesn't understand how the system works. He doesn't understand how powerline works and how it's a life saver for people with awkwardly shaped houses or thick walls where Wi-Fi is useless. If he had, we would have had far fewer issues and I wouldn't have had the stress of thinking I'd killed our home entertainment and internet and there was nothing I could do about it.

I don't blame the provider (besides them clearly not providing adequate training). But this was arrogant uselessness. At least I had the knowledge to understand how it was meant to work and get it sorted myself.

Maybe it could be a useful sideline job if I get fed up with developing.

The universe has taken a cactus.

It proceeded to gift the cactus with a toxin that greatly enhances the stimulus of pain.

After the universe watched it's miraculous creation it decided to shove it up so far my arse that my gag reflex turned on and I puked a lot of cactus.

Didn't sleep well, weekend hardware migration finish, today an old server got moved.

Some part, most likely the redundant PSU, had a short circuit - decided to take the switches out... Which are the only non redundant hardware...

There was only one critical system in the whole rack, that was one redundant firewall.

Guess what happened..... Naaaa?

*drum roll*

For whatever reason, the second firewall didn't kick in, so large part of internal network unreachable as VPN was on the firewall.

:thumbsup:

That's not cactus level yet.

Spontaneously a large part of the work at home crew decided to call, cause getting an email wasn't enough.

So while all the phones were ringing and we had the joyful fun to carefully take apart a whole rack to check for possible faulty wiring / electric burns / hardware damage and getting firewall up and running again...

Some dev decided to run a deployment (doable as one of the few working at the company at the moment -.-).

I work from home, but we had a conference phone call running the whole time so I could "deescalate" and keep others up-to-date. So me on headphone with conference call, regular phone for calls, while typing mails / sms for de-escalation.

Now we're reaching cactus level, cause being tortured by being annoyed out of hell by all telephone ringing, the beeping of UPS (uninterruptible power supplies), the screaming of admins from the server room and the roaring of air coolers…

Suddenly said dev must have stood in the midst of the chaos… and asked for help cause "the deployment broke, project XY is offline"...

I think it was the first time since years that I screamed at the top of my lungs.

Bad idea (health issues)… but oh boy was it a pleasure to hear my own voice echo through the conference speaker and creating an echoic sound effect.

It was definitely worth coughing out my loungs for the next hour and I think it was the best emotional outburst ever.

I feel a bit sorry for the dev, but only a tiny bit.

After the whole rack thing, the broken deployment fixing and the "my ears are bleeding and I think I will never be able to talk again" action...

We had to roll out several emergency deployments to fix CVEs (eg libexpat).

This day was a marvelous shit show.

I will now cry myself to sleep with some codein.

Bought an Arduino and is finally able to learn how to make my software interact with custom hardware projects. Just wiring up a led and controlling it with software is amazing fun! Really looking forward to learning servos, motors etc.

Planning to make velocity sensitive midi drums with piezos in the future.

Worst dev experience of the year:
So, I went to my folks' for the holidays. My old man is a hospital practitian and is still resentful because I did not want to be a doctor too.

So he made me fix the whole fucking wiring at his place over this last couple days, because "well, you choose to be a glorified electrician!"

BTW, I have three kids and am still WFH during this time. I haven't slept in a week.

So this is real. In the store I work at. It appears everything is still ok...

So I ordered an SSD. It's 1TB for some programs I want to startup faster. I have 3*1TB HDDs to store some movies, series and personal stuff (you know what I am talking about) and a 128 M.2 SSD for Windows. After connecting the new SATA SSD it wouldn't show up. After half an hour searching for a problem related to the wiring, UEFI configuration and other mythical problems coming to my mind I took the instructions of my motherboard. This was the moment I found out that those fuck faces implemented the biological feature of turning one thing off when using another.

How many of you feel functions API in Java8 should have support wiring up a Function and a Consumer :/

Once in school, a teammate couldn't contribute real work, and is wiring the report. I asked him to write about how ABC should be like DEF, and those exact words appeared on the report draft.

I bought a computer awhile back off Kijiji (Canada's craigslist) for a really good price. Today, decided I was going to upgrade the ram since I got a sick deal on some corsair vengence 8gb sticks online...

And just before installing it, I realize the fucker decided to use low profile RAM in his build for a reason: he (for some fucking reason) decided to route the airflow for the system by placing the cooling fan directly over the first 2 memory slots.

Guess who's 5 minute memory upgrade just turned into an hour of re-routing all the airflow in the PC and having to redo all the fan wiring.

I shouldn't complain, I mean I got this computer a couple years back for like $400, but still, wtf man...

TL;DR : How would you 'smart home' with privacy?

How would you go about a privacy focused home automation/smart home setup?

What I feel is not necessarily important

> some assistant that you can have conversations with.
> Not being in home network to automate.

What I feel is essential. (in decreasing order of importance)

> Being a able to control appliances/electronics with voice/app (optional gesture)
> Have features to automate stuff, like turn on something if something happens (IFTTTish)
> Easily play music from Spotify or something similar, e.g. " * Play some Tchaikovsky."
> Simple alarm and reminder features.

So far I have seen relays and other devices that you add in the wiring and they connect to wifi. They work surprisingly well, but whatever I came across also collects personal user data.

Also not aware of any google home and alexa alternative that can so seamlessly pick up commands through ambient noise.

What are your thoughts and views?

P. S. I would have picked up something like this as my side project, but I don't see my self having that much free time atleast for the next 4-5 months.

My wireless headphones stopped working, fuuuuuccckkk! Now I'll have to order a new pair. Any recommendations?

Once I have my new pair I'll take apart this one to try to fix the wiring :D

the people in Ops
all have space heaters, but we
don't have the power

Seriously though, building management needs to turn up the heat by like 3°C. And install new breakers. And fix the shitty wiring.

Google maps is undisputedly, the worst software curse ever unleashed on the human race. You're far better off asking directions from a stray dog or a foraging hen. How is this disease still legal to obtain and reside on people's phones when it's so misleading? Yesterday was not the first time it made me get lost but it was definitely the worst cause some Abuja roads are vast and are not plied by commercial vehicles /public transport

12km on foot is marathon numbers. As a boy, I regularly trekked 6.2km from my school home. I would never in my right senses contemplate it after growing up. I can't explain how poor this "app" is. Is it a ui issue translating the instructions visually? Cuz why would the arrow swing towards a position that's going to take 30x original projection? Why are there no haptic feedbacks warning you that you're veering extremely off course? It simply replots and destination seems attainable till you cross the rubicon

Or maybe it's so successful and the fault lies with me because my thick head did not develop the wiring to crack maps. Perhaps, it's a miracle that I'm able to walk unaided, to the places I frequent

Probably wiring up a door chime for my smart things (because they don't sell one) that plays the classic 7-11 chime when any door is opened.

That or using xpath to write beautiful dynamic SQL.

so yesterday was a fun day. I'm wiring up dbvis toour db life cycle envs. connection to dev, works. move on to Val, connection works. move on to prod, boom, dbvis violates some security protocal that obviously does not exist in dev or Val which locks out the dB acct. I single handedly shutdown production, simply trying to connect with dbvis. smh. what a day!!

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Solar panels are a significant investment, and protecting them is essential for maximizing both their longevity and performance. Here’s why AZ Solar Removal & Reinstall is the trusted choice for solar panel services and protection in Phoenix, AZ:

Expert Solar Technicians
Our team is highly trained and experienced in all aspects of solar panel care, from installation to protection and maintenance. We ensure that each service is carried out with the utmost professionalism and care.

Comprehensive Solar Panel Services
At AZ Solar Removal & Reinstall, we offer a wide range of services to meet your solar panel needs, including installation, maintenance, removal, reinstallation, and more. Whether you're looking for routine service or specific repairs, we have the expertise to get the job done right.

Solar Panel Protection Solutions
Solar panels can be exposed to a variety of external elements that may cause damage over time. From harsh weather conditions to wildlife interference, our solar panel protection services help you safeguard your system and ensure it continues performing efficiently.

Affordable, Transparent Pricing
We believe in offering high-quality services at competitive rates. Our transparent pricing ensures that you know exactly what you're paying for, without hidden fees or surprises.

Proudly Serving Phoenix, AZ
Based locally at 3228 W Glendale Ave APT 149, Phoenix, AZ 85051, we are committed to serving the Phoenix community. Our reputation for excellence has made us a trusted name in solar panel services in the area.

Solar Panel Protection: Keeping Your System Safe and Efficient

Solar panels are exposed to a variety of risks that can impact their performance, including environmental elements and pests. Our solar panel protection services ensure that your panels remain safe from these threats, preserving their functionality and extending their lifespan. Here’s how we can protect your solar investment:

Weather Protection: Phoenix is known for its hot temperatures, storms, and high winds. Our team helps safeguard your panels from weather-related damage with the proper maintenance and protective measures.

Bird Proofing: Birds can damage solar panels by nesting under them or chewing on electrical wiring. Our bird proofing solutions prevent birds from accessing your panels, using mesh screens and protective devices to keep them secure.

Panel Cleaning and Maintenance: Dirt, debris, and grime can accumulate on your panels, reducing their efficiency. We offer professional cleaning services that remove obstructions and help your panels operate at their best. Regular maintenance also ensures that all components are in working order and that your system performs at optimal levels.

Protection from Tree Branches and Debris: Overhanging branches and falling leaves can interfere with your solar panels, obstructing sunlight or even damaging the system. We can assess your location and recommend ways to keep branches and debris at bay.

Comprehensive Solar Panel Services: Keeping Your System Running Smoothly

In addition to solar panel protection, AZ Solar Removal & Reinstall offers a full suite of solar panel services to meet your needs:

Solar Panel Installation: We handle all aspects of solar panel installation, ensuring that your system is properly sized, efficiently installed, and integrated with your electrical system.

Solar Panel Maintenance: Regular maintenance is key to keeping your solar panels functioning efficiently. Our services include inspections, cleaning, and addressing any minor issues before they turn into costly repairs.

Solar Panel Removal & Reinstallation: If you need to relocate or upgrade your solar system, we provide expert removal and reinstallation services that ensure everything is safely transported and reinstalled for optimal performance.

Solar Panel Repair: Should you encounter issues with your system, our team is experienced in diagnosing and repairing problems, from faulty wiring to malfunctioning inverters, ensuring minimal disruption to your energy production.

Contact AZ Solar Removal & Reinstall for Reliable Solar Panel Protection and Services

TMT Plus—Prominent PVC Conduit Pipe Manufacturer in India

TMT Plus is a trusted name in the PVC conduit pipe manufacturer industry, providing high-quality solutions for electrical wiring and infrastructure needs. With many years of expertise and innovation, TMT Plus specialises in producing durable, safe, and reliable PVC drainage pipes that meet the standards for the industry.

Our PVC Conduit pipes are designed to offer excellent mechanical strength, flexibility, and resistance to fire, chemicals, and moisture. These properties make them ideal for housing, commercial, and industrial applications. Whether it is surface cabling or hidden installation, TMT ensures maximum protection for electrical wires, reduces the risk, and increases the life.

As a customer-focused brand, TMT Plus emphasises quality control, using advanced production techniques and premium raw materials to produce pipes that meet national and international specialities. Our extensive product range includes different sizes and characters to meet different requirements.

We are proud of our commitment to stability and produce environmentally friendly pipes that are still strong, easy to install, and very effective. Our team of experts is constantly working on innovation and development to offer the best drainage solutions.

With a strong distribution network and a reputation for skill, TMT Plus is a preferred alternative for contractors, builders and electricians throughout the industry. Choose TMT plus PVC condemn tubes for better performance, safety and durability in all your electrical projects.

Incan Electric: Your Trusted Residential Electrician in West Allis, WI – Available 24/7 for Emergency Services

Incan Electric is your go-to provider for reliable and professional electrical services in West Allis, WI, and surrounding areas. Whether you need residential electrician services, a mobile home electrician near me, or require a 24-hour electrician for urgent situations, our team of licensed professionals is here to help. We specialize in providing safe, efficient, and timely electrical solutions for homes, mobile homes, and emergency situations—available 24/7 to ensure you’re never left in the dark.

Why Choose Incan Electric?
Residential Electrician Services
At Incan Electric, we offer a wide range of residential electrician services to meet the unique needs of homeowners. From lighting installations and electrical repairs to full-house rewiring and panel upgrades, our team is dedicated to keeping your home safe and powered. We work efficiently to ensure that all projects are completed to code, minimizing any risks to your family while optimizing your home's electrical system for better performance.

Mobile Home Electrician Near Me
If you own a mobile home, you need an electrician near me who understands the specific electrical systems used in mobile homes. Incan Electric specializes in mobile home electrician services, handling everything from wiring and electrical panel upgrades to troubleshooting and repairs. Whether you're moving into a new mobile home or need upgrades to your existing system, we ensure that your electrical systems meet safety standards and function properly.

24 Hour Emergency Electrician
Electrical emergencies don’t wait for business hours, and neither should your electrician. If you're searching for a 24-hour electrician, Incan Electric is here for you. We understand how disruptive and dangerous electrical issues can be, especially when they arise in the middle of the night or on weekends. That’s why our team is available 24/7 to provide emergency electrical services, ensuring your home or business is safe and secure at all hours of the day or night.

24 Hours Electrician – Always Ready for Emergencies
Whether it’s a power outage, faulty wiring, or a dangerous electrical issue, our 24 hours electrician service is ready to respond. At Incan Electric, we know that some electrical problems require immediate attention, and we pride ourselves on delivering fast, effective solutions to get your electrical systems back on track. We are here to resolve your issues quickly, no matter the time, day or night.

Reliable and Licensed Electricians
At Incan Electric, we only work with licensed electricians who are highly trained to handle all types of electrical services. From routine repairs to complex installations, our team brings expertise, reliability, and attention to detail to every job. We adhere to all safety standards and local codes to ensure that your home, mobile home, or business is always powered and secure.

Our Services Include:
Residential Electrical Services – Complete electrical solutions for homes, including lighting installation, rewiring, panel upgrades, outlet repairs, and more.

Mobile Home Electrical Services – Specialized services for mobile homes, including electrical repairs, system upgrades, and safe wiring installations.

24/7 Emergency Electrical Services – Fast response to urgent electrical issues, available 24/7 for power outages, electrical fires, and other critical problems.

Electrical Inspections and Upgrades – Thorough inspections to ensure your system is up to code, followed by upgrades and repairs as necessary for safety and efficiency.

Lighting and Appliance Installation – Professional installation of interior and exterior lighting, appliances, and electrical systems for maximum convenience and safety.

Contact Us Today!
For expert residential electrician services, reliable mobile home electrician near me assistance, or a 24-hour electrician for any electrical emergency, Incan Electric is here to help. Our team is dedicated to providing fast, dependable electrical services to ensure your home or business remains powered and safe, no matter the time.

Call +1 (262) 235-5444 today for your free consultation or emergency service, or visit us at 7752A W Hicks St, West Allis, WI 53219. Let Incan Electric be your trusted electrical partner, available 24/7 for all your electrical needs.

As urban infrastructure projects venture deeper beneath city streets, the need for reliable compact power solutions becomes vital. An Industrial concealed socket system provides robust, low profile outlets integrated directly into tunnel walls, ensuring uninterrupted power for lighting rigs, ventilation units and monitoring equipment. In rapidly expanding underground networks—from subway expansions to utility corridors—the capacity to deliver stable power while minimizing spatial footprint drives both safety and efficiency efforts.

Tunnels demand equipment that withstands high humidity, dust and occasional splashes without compromising performance. A recessed socket module sealed with durable gaskets offers IP rated protection, keeping internal contacts free of debris and corrosion. By embedding these modules flush with concrete or prefabricated panels, installers eliminate protruding covers that might snag maintenance cables or equipment trolleys. The result is a sleek interface that blends seamlessly into the hardened environment, reducing trip hazards and simplifying cleaning routines in confined spaces.

In smart city initiatives, underground spaces host sophisticated sensor networks that track air quality, structural movement and lighting intensity. Each sensor node relies on local power access, making strategically placed concealed sockets indispensable. Modular socket clusters enable technicians to add or relocate outlets alongside fiber optic junctions and network switches, supporting rapid deployment of IoT devices without extensive wiring overhauls. This flexibility accelerates modernization efforts, letting urban planners upgrade systems in existing tunnels with minimal disruption to transit services.

Safety protocols in subterranean environments prioritize rapid isolation of faulty circuits. Concealed socket panels can house miniature protective devices that trip at the first sign of overload or short. Clear labeling and color coded terminals inside the enclosure guide service crews during inspections, while lockable covers prevent unauthorized access. These features ensure that power faults do not escalate into equipment failures or fire risks, maintaining safe operational conditions even amid high traffic subway platforms and service galleries.

Maintenance efficiency also benefits from quick release mounting systems. Technicians working under tight schedules appreciate panels that slide out of their housings on guide rails, granting direct access to wiring without chiseling out concrete or dismantling support frames. A captive fastener design keeps screws linked to the cover, preventing lost hardware in hard to reach areas. Such user friendly details reduce downtime for lighting lamp replacements or duct sensor recalibrations, keeping tunnel inspections on schedule.

Energy efficiency targets in green transit corridors demand that distribution systems minimize losses. By positioning concealed sockets near loads, cable lengths shrink and voltage drops decrease. Grouped outlets can feed LED luminaires, emergency fans and platform charging stations for electric maintenance carts, all managed through local distribution hubs. In combination with power monitoring modules, these sockets feed usage data back to centralized control centers, enabling predictive maintenance and load balancing that support uninterrupted service.

Construction timelines for urban tunnels often overlap with renovation works in adjacent structures. A concealed socket solution simplifies staging, as workers can mount compact panels into temporary formwork or steel liners. The ability to preset wiring before final concrete pours accelerates progress and reduces scheduling conflicts. Once structural works conclude, outlets are immediately available for installation of lighting bridges and safety beacons, ensuring a smooth handover from civil to electrical teams.

As cities push for resilient underground networks to meet rising transit and utility demands, the right power distribution approach becomes a cornerstone of project success. By choosing sleek, durable modules designed for harsh subterranean conditions, engineers deliver a safer, more adaptable environment for both equipment and personnel. For tailored industrial concealed socket solutions that support underground innovation, explore Nante.

Kelvin Electric: Your Trusted Emergency Electrician in Oklahoma City and Surrounding Areas

At Kelvin Electric, we understand that electrical emergencies can occur at any time, often when you least expect it. Whether it’s a sudden power outage, an electrical fire hazard, or faulty wiring, the need for immediate attention is crucial. As your trusted emergency electrician in Oklahoma City, Edmond, Norman, Moore, and Yukon, we provide 24/7 emergency electrical services to ensure your safety and restore power to your home or business as quickly as possible.

24/7 Emergency Electrician Services in Oklahoma City
Electrical issues can strike at any hour, which is why Kelvin Electric offers emergency electrician services in Oklahoma City that are available around the clock. Whether it's a tripped circuit, malfunctioning electrical panel, or wiring problem, our licensed electricians are ready to respond quickly and efficiently. We’ll assess the issue, provide a solution, and make sure your home or business is safe and operational.

Fast and Reliable Emergency Electrician Services in Edmond
In Edmond, unexpected electrical problems can disrupt your daily routine. Kelvin Electric is proud to provide emergency electrician services to residents and business owners in Edmond. From electrical outages to dangerous wiring faults, our team is always on standby to handle any emergency, ensuring your home or business is safe and powered up as quickly as possible. We’re here to help with fast and reliable service, no matter the issue.

Prompt Emergency Electrician Services in Norman
When an electrical emergency occurs in Norman, you need a quick response. At Kelvin Electric, we specialize in emergency electrician services for homes and businesses throughout Norman. Our experienced electricians are trained to handle all types of emergency situations, from sparking outlets to power surges. We understand the urgency and will arrive promptly to resolve the issue safely, restoring your power and peace of mind.

Reliable Emergency Electrician Services in Moore
Residents and businesses in Moore trust Kelvin Electric for dependable emergency electrician services. Whether you're dealing with a faulty breaker panel, electrical fires, or any other electrical crisis, our team is ready to help. We offer 24/7 availability to ensure that no matter when disaster strikes, you can count on us to arrive quickly and efficiently to fix the problem and keep your electrical systems safe.

Immediate Emergency Electrician Services in Yukon
As a local business in Yukon, Kelvin Electric understands the importance of quick response times during electrical emergencies. Our team is ready 24/7 to handle any emergency electrical needs in Yukon. Whether you experience a sudden power outage, damaged wiring, or a dangerous electrical fault, our licensed electricians are on standby to provide immediate assistance. We’re committed to ensuring your safety and restoring normalcy as quickly as possible.

Why Choose Kelvin Electric as Your Emergency Electrician?
Available 24/7: We provide round-the-clock service to handle electrical emergencies at any time of day or night.

Licensed and Experienced: Our electricians are fully licensed, insured, and experienced in dealing with all types of electrical emergencies.

Fast Response Times: We understand the urgency of electrical issues, which is why we offer prompt service to minimize disruption and prevent further damage.

Safety and Reliability: We prioritize your safety by ensuring that all work is completed to the highest standards and in full compliance with safety codes.

Affordable Pricing: At Kelvin Electric, we believe that emergency services should be accessible and affordable, so we offer transparent pricing with no hidden fees.

Contact Kelvin Electric for Emergency Services Today!
If you find yourself in need of an emergency electrician in Oklahoma City, Edmond, Norman, Moore, or Yukon, don’t hesitate to call Kelvin Electric. Our expert electricians are ready to respond to your emergency quickly, restoring power and ensuring the safety of your electrical systems.

Call us anytime at +1 (405) 237-5683 to speak with an electrician or schedule an emergency service.

Emergency Electrician in Queens: 24/7 Reliable Electrical Services
When an electrical emergency strikes, having a reliable emergency electrician in Queens is crucial. Electrical issues can be dangerous and, if not addressed immediately, may lead to fires, power outages, or severe damage to your property. This guide will help you understand why you need an emergency electrician, what services they offer, and how to find the best one in Queens.
Why You Need an Emergency Electrician in Queens
Electrical emergencies can occur at any time, whether due to faulty wiring, power surges, or unexpected short circuits. Here are some common scenarios that require immediate attention:
Power Outages – If your home or business loses power and it's not a widespread outage, an electrician can diagnose and fix the problem.
Burning Smells or Sparks – If you notice a burning smell or see sparks from outlets or wiring, you need urgent professional help to prevent a fire.
Frequent Circuit Breaker Trips – If yo

SLM Star Handyman: Expert Home Repairs and Property Maintenance in Southend-on-Sea and Essex

When it comes to home repairs in Southend-on-Sea or property maintenance in Southend, SLM Star Handyman is your trusted local partner. Whether you're facing a minor repair or need ongoing maintenance, we provide professional services that cater to both residential and commercial properties. Our handyman experts in Southend-on-Sea are skilled, reliable, and dedicated to delivering quality results every time.

Reliable Southend-on-Sea Home Repairs
At SLM Star Handyman, we understand that home repairs in Southend-on-Sea are an essential part of maintaining a comfortable and safe living environment. Our team of handyman experts in Southend-on-Sea is here to handle all types of home repairs, from small fixes to more complex tasks. Whether it’s a leaky faucet, a broken door, or a malfunctioning electrical outlet, we’re equipped to provide fast and reliable solutions.

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Handyman Repairs Essex: Serving the Whole County
If you’re in need of handyman repairs in Essex, SLM Star Handyman is proud to offer our expert services throughout the region. Whether you’re a homeowner or a business owner, we provide a wide variety of handyman services that cover all your repair and maintenance needs. From fixing broken appliances to ensuring your property is well-maintained, our team is always ready to assist.

Our handyman repair services in Essex include:

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Emergency repairs for urgent issues like leaks or electrical faults

With our vast experience and dedication, we are one of the most trusted handyman repair providers in Essex.

Property Maintenance in Southend: Keep Your Home in Top Shape
Regular property maintenance in Southend is key to preserving the value of your property and preventing costly repairs down the line. At SLM Star Handyman, we offer a comprehensive range of maintenance services to ensure that your home or business is always in optimal condition. From seasonal checks to ongoing upkeep, our team of handyman experts in Southend-on-Sea will keep everything running smoothly.

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Gutter cleaning and maintenance

Roof repairs and inspections

Window and door repairs

Garden and outdoor area maintenance

Seasonal property checks (heating, plumbing, and more)

With our tailored maintenance services, you can rest assured that your property will remain well-maintained, functional, and secure all year round.

Why Choose SLM Star Handyman?
Experienced Handyman Experts: Our team consists of skilled professionals with years of experience, offering a wide range of handyman services in Southend-on-Sea and Essex.

Comprehensive Services: Whether you need home repairs in Southend-on-Sea, property maintenance in Southend, or handyman repairs in Essex, we cover it all.

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Get in Touch with SLM Star Handyman Today
If you're looking for expert home repairs in Southend-on-Sea, reliable handyman repairs in Essex, or professional property maintenance in Southend, SLM Star Handyman is here to help. Contact us today at +447467797250 or visit us at North Ave, Southend-on-Sea SS2 4EN, United Kingdom. Let our team of handyman experts in Southend-on-Sea take care of all your repair and maintenance needs!