Sweet lord jesus I fucking hate React! I hate whatever those idiots at facebook or whoever decided to change how everything works 15 fucking times in the span of 4 versions. For fuck sakes, the errors are shit. The documentation is shit, the answers to questions are useless!

I hate this fucking framework with a burning passion, I want nothing more than to shove the entirety of the populous that developed this garbage up zuckerburgs ass and then drown him in a vat of boiling piss and motor oil.

Fuck react.

I'm sure I have the headquarter's number somewhere around here...

"Only work with people you’d invite to your home for a meal." - Garth Walker

Client: The webpage has been inaccessible all weekend!!

Me: Oh you mean the page you need to have a VPN connection to access?

Client: Yes that one!

Me: Are you connected to the VPN?

Client: Oh...no I'm not. *connects to VPN* Its working now.

FUCK OPEN OFFICE ENVIRONMENTS
FUCKING GOD DAMN

This happens when production issue comes between Onam (Hindu festival) celebration.

Lets all help them share their startup

While I was looking for a wallpaper to use on my laptop, I bumped on this one and nostalgia kicked in!
It only took an instant to save it and set it!!! 😂
Whoever did this, s/he gets my respect!

My dumb CEO just hired an even dumber CTO. The new CTO asked me the following questions...

1. What is GitHub?

2. What is JSON?

3. What’s an array?

4. What is Get and what is Post?

5. When an iPhone is offline, can it call an API on our server to tell us it’s offline?

6. I know you’ve spent 11 month the writing this backend in PHP but can you change it to Java now?
Me: Why?
Dumb CTO: Because it’s better.
Me: How?
Dumb CTO: because it is.

7. I know you’ve started to rewrite this codebase I Java but can you convert it to Node.JS now?
Me: Why?
Dumb CTO: Because Facebook uses it.

8. What is MySQL? Why aren’t you using a database instead?

9. What does NULL mean?

Somehow, I doubt that asshole is remotely qualified for the job.

Fakin shyt for brains.

Why do people always think I'm hacking when they see a terminal on my screen?

Beware of the new ATM phishing attack.

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

LMAO 😂😂😂

Coolest business card ever 👍

I have a casual retail job and I need to sell this... It really hurts me.

500 kbps hotel wifi my ass. I hijacked the smart TV's Ethernet connection and voila: 100mbps

*client calls*
"hello, we forgot the password to our WiFi router. Could you reset that for us?"

😐😶😮😅

"We host websites and servers sir, we don't control your router :)"

"Right, i thought so, nevermind!"

Well, that's a new one O.o

We are in 2017! :)

Big companies be like :

A guy in the office just bursted out "9gag is getting boring... I wish there was a community for devs and stuff...". The entire team just stared at him xD

Fuck XML. Fuck it right up it's X with it's M, all the way to L.

CIA, NSA... if anyone 's listening.. Can you guys please tell me my root password.. :/.. I forgot..

Saw this and I immediately had to rebuild this.
http://bambusource.de/typo

It brought me devrant!

Well..

Wasted whole day installing Ubuntu and get it to work on my laptop 😥
Now going back on Windows...

At our company we don't have rubber ducky debugging, we use the purple tiger method!

Say this to your employees apple 😕🤔😐

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I have started thinking algorithmically..