FBI: FUCK!! We just lost our connection to all those civilian routers we were monitoring
FBI IT Department: Did you try turning them off and back on?
FBI:

Quora be like

Woke up super positive today. Felt like it’s going to be a productive day until this happened.

Sure thing Facebook, I'll just get up from my grave and ask you guys to delete my account

True that

Programmer:)

The Pink Floyd have an album for all lol

The first person to ++ this will be my 1,500th ++

“Tell them what they’ve won!!!”

...

Not a god damn thing.

But 🍻 for the internet points!

Lamooooo!

Hey everyone,

We’ll be doing maintenance on our web server on Sunday, April 29 at around 3pm EDT. The app will probably be unreachable for about 10-15 minutes over that time. We apologize for the inconvenience and we’ll be sure to get it back up as quickly as possible.

Feel free to let me know if you have questions.

Wait... What... Um... Just... Ok

I ve always wondered what does Java stands for ..and I 've recently found out that java stands for the Java tiger that has been extinct since the 19th century.. :/

Some of the code seen when Iron Man boots up V1.

I somehow managed to get this beast working!!

Powermac G4 (AGP) 400

Truth has been spoken!

Whenever you feel sad just remember that when Microsoft Visual Studio App Center is down, just like StackOverflow, nobody cares...

So Twitter got afraid? Better safe than sorry hehe!🤣

What even is this?

They are very "proud" to launch this app..

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

A quick update to a previous rant: https://devrant.com/rants/1336393/...
(If you haven’t read it yet, please do, because otherwise you won’t know what I’m talking about.)

So I got the laptop of my classmate working. I connected to my PC remotely because the laptop is way too slow. Everything was working perfectly and I was finally working on the app. But then it happened, I clicked on chrome and for some reason the laptop started to go crazy. The screen was all blocky/pixelated and I couldn’t do anything. I called someone from the ICT department at my school and he said he couldn’t fix it (probably because he didn’t know what to do or what was going on). So now the laptop is broken and I’m can start all over again. So I’m stuck, again. And my school doesn’t want to do anything about it. The worst thing is that my classmate needs to explain to his parents why his laptop broke. I hope I can get working again soon. I just don’t know what to do now.

Contribute more to open source projects.

Boss: we are going to build a blockchain. ( he is smiling proudly)
Me: we are doing data visualization boss!!! Why we need the blockchain?!?!?
Boss: I am disappointed in you!!! You don’t read any Tech news or follow the market trends? BlockChain is tending nowadays... ( showing angry emoji using his face)
Me: it is not related to our work by anything!!! What we will visualize? A success of the transition? The amount of it? A visualization of the nodes?
Boss: (shouting) there are a lot of opportunities using the BlockChain in our days, and it is critical to our business...
Me: boss, there many opportunities using the ******* BlockChain, and I am leaving this company by the end of the month... find a ******* BlockChain developer to visualize the ******* process...
Boss: ........ (silence)
Me: .... (already resigned)

I think i found the most efficient way of formatting code. I found this gem at school.

Never leave your login on a postit

Just refactored 22 files into 2 files. God, that feels nice.

The newest Android version is used by 1.1% of users... and they are already releasing a newer version.

Will Google ever find a way to fix this? It's fucking pathetic.

Excuse the blurry picture, but this shit makes me angry.

Both this sticks has the same modelnumber/productnumber, but the tiny text to the right is important to! I cant find any information regarding thoose sticks about there is actually two version of them! $150 down the drain. Fuck it

FUCK!!

!rant

Just happened to notice that

\o/

Everything is going as planned