What’s the difference between USB and USA?

The first one is used to transfer files from one device to another, while the other is used to transfer all your device’s data

Roses are red!
Violets are red!
Trees are red!
Grass is red!

Oh fuck!
My garden is on fire....

Arch Linux is officially dead due to fanboys who always says “I use Arch Linux” everytime when they open mouth. It is considered as mental illness so they have to shut down.

lol.

Devrant profile watches are waaaaay smaller than mine!
Hope they add larger watchas soon 😁

Programmers are the wizards of tommorow. Period

Hail Linux

Why are more games or media platforms not encouraging the use of similar account naming conventions to Blizzards launcher or Discord.

The way you can have a name# with a 4 digit code pretty much gives you the ability to have 10k users with the same account name but still be unique.

Just tried PokeMMO which has been around since about 2010 I believe? Not only is their system shit with a 3 char limit and the inability to delete characters, but the game is so fucking old that I literally spent between 30-60 mins looking for a variation of my name that was both likable and available.

I've never designed a naming system like discords before, but surely its a better alternative to this shit?

The most, laziest thing I've ever find was writing a program to read out loud the text from a PDF, because I was to lazy to actually read it, wanted to hear it instead...

FUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK.....I'm soooooooooooooo bored.

I'm a contractor, been here 2 months, yet to write any code. All I do is WhatsApp and devRant.

Siigggghhhhh, someone shoot me.

Now this is the flash drive i love 😍..
Actual flash drive 😎

Always bothered by mobile devs to make them icons and splash screens with different sizes for android and ios

So i made them a script that resizes one big png file into multiple icons and splash screens they need that can run via terminal

They never coming to me again since then

So, I was just wondering what if someone hack DevRant?

Then I thought who would even dare to rob a bar where robbers use to visit after every heist.

First and last time I used tinder, the guy figured that I know sOmeThIng aBoUt Co_0mpUters and asked me to fix some stuff on his website. I can't complain, it was the least boring part of this "date". And free coffee.
tinder.delete();

Today I learned how to break captcha using tensorflow !
Wondering what is the use of captcha while it can be broken so easily?

I once made a small Tower Defense game for school and had an issue where I put an image on coordinates 0,0 but I still had a black border. Rather than looking for the issue, I just moved the background slightly out of the viewport and called it Workaround Defense.

Hey,I need skilled programmers team to hack NASA so who is willing to join me?

Girl: hello this is amazon support center, hope you're feeling great today, how are you?

Me: im good...

Girl: glad to hear that, how may i help you?

Me: a few moments ago i was on... sigh, actually im not good im extremely sad right now because i was scammed on my amazon account for $250, im calling to ask if that product can be charged back.

*literally 30-60 seconds of silence*

Me: .....hello??

Girl: ok sir ill give u another line to call please dont hang up ok? stay with me

Me: maam im not doing suici

Girl: +1-532...

Me: ...

I'm starting to feel pain in my little finger from using Control and Shift so much. I should change my keyboard at work, but it feels a little overkill to bring a 1.3kg RGB back-lit mechanical keyboard to work...

For the people walking slowly in the middle of the passageways, walk the fuck fast or walk on one side of the corridor. People like me get caught in a dilemma whether to walk fast pushing you to a side or walk damn fucking slow behind you.

Is git source code versioned on git ?

Aaaawww!

Once a while when I got brilliant idea of application in my head.
- open IDE
- write hello world
- close IDE
Month later wondering wtf was this about.

Hens Proved 😂

Happens alot with Android devs 😝😝.

It does't matters how much you try to make your code run, the moment you sleep some code fairy comes to do some code magic.

I have set up a raspberry pi and screwed it with some switches and buttons to the wall next to my bed, so I don't have pick the remote which lays on my shelf...
The pi handles the buttons and switches and sends infrared signals to TV, stereo and receiver ^^

The reason why I changed my username ( I'll just be honest here )

I was working on a website. I noticed that entries were submitting yesterday but today new entries were not showing up on database. It was like my database refused to insert new rows but there was no new error in log. I kept trying for almost half an hour, read all the answers on stackoverflow, read docs, tried different methods. Nothing worked. I was fucked up. Completely fucked up.

In frustration, I just stared my database for 10 mins without a single blink, and then I noticed this thing 'showing 25 out of 78 rows'
(-_-)
I clicked on 'show all'

AAAAAAND

I felt retarded.

Okay I can give an excuse that last time I saw a database was a year ago, but still.. how retarded you need to be to not see this FUCKIN 'SHOW ALL' when it is on the TOP of the FUCKIN TABLE!!

Went to a Hackathon, the platform looked like bs and the documentation was mehhh. So spent the time sleeping, waking only to eat Pizza :3.

(Know it was bs when no one cared >.>)

life is like a rubics cube. everything is twisted and fucked up and you cannot see where it will take you but somehow at the end everything will fall into place and make sense.

I generally like to separate changes into as many commits as is reasonable. That way I can go back and see how, why, when and what was changed, along with meaningful commit messages.

But sometimes...
Git add *
Git commit -m "changed lots of stuff"

God I hate myself.