Samsung got that one right 😂😂😂

That marketing guy is in big trouble.

Random Uncle: So what do you do?

Me: Uncle, I'm a dev at xyz company.

RU: Ah so what do they do

Me: Uncle we work in the internet advertising business, kind of like AdSense

RU: So you basically spam the web?

Me: Yes :/

Gillette Excel

It's been going for about 2 hours now... Slowly making progress...
"This will take a while."

The man behind the legend!

I could go on for days about this. I am gonna go with the captain. COME AT ME!!

And I didn't find my emails for days...

When technology becomes naughty 🤣🤣

Forever relevant

HR: How many years you've been developing on Android ?
Me: Two years, with many projects on my own.
HR: So, you're familiar with Android Studio?
Me: No, I've been using "Paint" to code.

Better I start learning COBOL now!

I was in school and I got bored. I opened two command prompts and did what any scammer would do.

I went to the root of the drive and did a tree. The other window is pinging google infinitely.

After a few seconds, I hear a kid say "Are you hacking the pentagon?". That guy also asked me to hack the Google Play Store. He shall forever think I'm a hacker.

When your friend makes jokes about JavaScript but you don't know anything about web development

Parents with computer problems

Patching an outdated application
Credits: nixCraft

Once upon a time in windows
...(based on a true story)

well that explains it...
all i had to do was break them up and now its up and running

10 points for next century option.

The most difficult thing about debugging isn't fixing the bug, it's all about finding the bug. -Mr Robot

what I have learnt from programming so far

Algorithm strikes again! 😁

Typical code comment

Dance like no one's watching. Encrypt like everyone is.

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Dev: If you force this to be done in this timeframe it will fail in a month.
Manager: Do it anyway.

A month later:
@@FAILS@@

Manager: Why didn't you tell me this would happen??

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Interviewer: Any plans on pursuing Masters?

Me: I haven't thought about it so far

Interviewer: You know what, work here for 1-2 years then go do your Masters, then join Google or Facebook

Me: Ok :|

All python in one picture!

Don't we all love a sophisticated chat bot?

Stoned..!

COOOOKKKIIIEEES!!!