I imagine two dev colleagues sitting next to each other, on their phone, each feeling very secure in the anonymity of devrant.

Every time I have to Google a method/function, that I know I have already looked up and used a million times previously.

Git merge :)

Did you say security?

My biggest dev sin is not writing any unit tests for devRant :/

This is what happens when I'm asked to document something.

Oh sh*t

When people tell me their problems I immediately start coming up with solutions when really they just want sympathy.

Man, that's a pretty serious SQL warning..

Sheer cruel🤣🤣🤣

At first I was like: "wtf just happened? Why is that hand connected like it was a robot?".
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Then I realised it's ​a watch.

They break your heart too 😭💔

Website design philosophies:

Apple: "...and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and..."

Microsoft: "border-radius:0 !important;"

Google: "EVERYTHING MOVES!!! And most websites get material design. Most."

Amazon: "We're slowly moving away from 2009"

Wix: "How can we further increase load times?"

Literally any download site: "Click here! No, click here! Nononono!! Click here!!..."

Facebook: "We can't change anything because our main age demographic is around 55"

University websites: "That information isn't hard enough to find yet. Decrease the search accuracy and increase broken links."

Hats off to this lady .... I would have just flipped the machine

When I write async code in ES7, I'm tempted to call my promises "chtulu", "messiah", "lastJudgement", etc.

async function doStuff() {
chtulu = someAsyncTask();
await chtulu;
}

Debugging in a nutshell

Cat schroedingers = Cats.getFromScientist("Schrödinger");
boolean lives = schroedingers.isLiving();

*runs code*
Kernel panic

Me and my girlfriend are arguing, because I'm programming a lot and I don't have time to give her attention. She said if I don't give her attention, she will break up with me.
Any suggestion where I can find a good tutorial for C#?

Pet peeve:

Putting screen shots in Word documents, then attaching the doc to tickets.

Mucking forons.

Found this gem in our production code today

Memory Lane

the ability to choose a framework that isn't going to disappear in 3 weeks

I think server down time is because of rain 🌧

MAKE THE WEB GREAT AGAIN FTW!

🤔✍👍 ✔

Living in the middle east be like

Another gem from r/ProgrammerHumor

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It changed my life, really. 😁

You know there's something wrong when you write 50+ lines of code and it compiles on the first go