I would think that in this Lord's year of 2018, dpkg would be able to install two things at once, but alas, my assumption proved to be wrong.

I think that would be self confidence in my work

It's working!

I'll just leave it here.

When you talk to other devs about what their code did. I also relate myself to this.

When you're creating new website and Chrome asks you if you want to translate the page from Latin.

If Rammstein did code :D

He was brave enough to out his name on this... Legacy code, always full of surprises.

Report to who?

I thought the antenna actually did something... nevermind

Thanks buddy!

.toblerone {
padding: 25%;
}

Installing ubuntu for my friend. We verified that the progress bar was in fact moving.

FUCK OFF WINDOWS. I NEED TO WORK BECAUSE MY DEADLINE IS COMING BUT NO, THE FUCKING WINDOWS DECIDED TO FUCKING UPDATE. I DON'T WANT AN UPDATE RIGHT NOW, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SOFTWARE. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 1 HOUR TO GET TO 35%. 🖕🖕🖕🖕

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

jQuery. jQuery everywhere.

People's dependency on this library would be like everybody carrying a tool chest with them, even for basic jobs like re-arranging a stack of books or collecting leaves in the yard. Cmon y'all, JS does a lot of this out of the box without the bloated library.

But then again, I'm addicted to MOMENTJS, so I should probably shut up now. 😆😄😬

hate when this happens

May your enemy webdevs have to support IE 👻

When the clients wants to talk to your manager and your manager tells him exactly the same thing you did.

I FUCKING hate companies/startups/ANY WORK ENTITY that doesn't respond to job/internship applications , i don't care if it's a yes or a "your application is shitty and you are a shitty applier and there's thousands of appliers better than you" at least give me something to carry on with my internship search .

Even more hated are those who respond with a plethora of tests and don't answer back with results when you do them .

TMW you make something good with much efforts and dedication, and then the API gets deprecated with breaking changes.

What only relying on JavaScript for HTML form input validation looks like

Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

The rest of them will write Perl programs.

console.log('This website owner is a verified shit nugget. Avoid business.');

If you get a bad client, warn others! ;)

You know you're a big boy developer when you actually start caring about <meta> tags.

Here after if someone says I have great idea... This will strike for me first... 😂😂😂😂

most evil thing to do...

Stupid users gonna be stupid.

I just wrote more than 140 char in a tweet, inspect the element and turn Enable = True on Tweet button.

The response was epic.