Sometimes I wish I was allowed to just strangle my colleagues...

Example from the 'code base':

try:
do_something()
except Exception as e:
log(e)
do_something()

When I asked why they would redo the same call right after it failed I was told that 'It works the second time because it takes time to raise the Exception '.

Bitch, you've got a race condition in your sensitive banking software. You know it's there. Do you really want to trust the time needed to raise your exception will always be enough to synch that dumpster fire you call code?
Show some fucking respect for your craft and fix that shit. But of course they won't, because it will work flawlessly until it suddenly stops working. Taking down who knows what in this damn, undocumenred monolith with it....

Sometimes I'm honestly afraid to trust banks with my money.

dark theme.

Oxford Dicktionary: A Project Manager is simply a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

Everytime I watch clients running my code

May the source be with you!!

☺😊😆😆😆

Oh... Nvm then

Coca-Cola now in Debian flavor! *__*

Thank you Microsoft, vey cool

Really, Windows?

How to troll someone

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It counts?

Well he can demand anything, isnt it..😂😝

Bye Windows, hello Linux!

Last Sunday the boss says:

About this project we are working on, the client stopped paying, so we are not touching it untill we hear back from him.

Spent the whole week learning new technologies, and having a good time.

Guess what happens this morning...
Listen, about that project, they paid and it needs to be delivered by tomorrow morning! shouldn't be a problem, right?

Well actually...

Blue screen of birth, the birth of linux ubuntu on my pc

Something's not right.

Only pure evil can design a PC case that has reset button same size and shape like USB port and place it next to USB ports.

Safari is a piece of fucking piece of fucking shit

I hate Apple and their portal. I just do.

Shit, where'd my servers go?!

Production code.

One of the best meme I have seen 😂😂😂

Why on earth does twitter's json data use both "favourite" and "favorite" interchangeably?!

Client: We have a HUGE security problem.

Me: *thinks about any possible vulnerabilities* What is it?

Client: A user can take a picture of our website and steal our content.

I’m done for today.

Always Remember

Thanks Microsoft for another shit experience with Windows Update 😒

(This is the third time I'm talking about the same question I posted on stack overflow this week, but things keep happening that pisses me off)

Me: *answers my own question, clearly says I tried deleting the php path environment variable and that it didn't work, so that's why I added it back and now it's working perfectly*
Guy: *downvotes my answer* "you need to delete the php path environment variable, here's how"
M: "I did and it didn't work, that's why I added it back and now it's working"
G: "well, you need to delete the php path environment variable"

YOU MOTHERF-

G: "You need to check for all the references"

WERE? You literally only talked about environment variables, I told you I checked those multiple times. Obviously I don't know what I'm doing, if I did I wouldn't be asking such a stupid question like this one, so maybe a little guidance? I mean, isn't that what stack overflow is for? To guide people who don't know how to do something? Don't just say "your wrong" when I said MULTIPLE TIMES I did what you said and it DIDN'T WORK.

Seriously, asking a question there was the worst thing I did 😑

Anyway, he didn't answer back and everything is still working fine, with the php path.

Pokemonnnn 😂

Sometimes it feels cool to act a troll...

Sorry if repost. Just couldn't resist 😂🤣🤣