Computer paradox: cut a folder and paste it inside it :P

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Easy: Switching the apple magic mouses around the office, then enjoy the caos.

This would be neat

Best office prank: I was pretty young and naaive. Senior dev comes to me and says that it would be hilarious to slide a note under the women's bathroom door saying, "I know what you're doing in there". He says that the woman in there will think it's hilarious too. We work with her, she's very funny and laid back, so I go along with it, expecting to get a laugh. A few minutes go by and a different older women enters my cube. She's got the note! She works on the other side of the building so I don't know her too well but I can tell from the look on her face that she's pissed. I'm frozen with fear as my career flashes before my eyes.
I apologise perfusely and try to explain but she's not having it. After a while she goes back to her office not having accepted that it wasn't meant for her and that it was just a joke gone wrong. I spend the next two days apologizing every chance I get, hoping she won't go to HR. She remains stone cold until late on the second day. She couldn't take it anymore as her mouth reluctantly begins to crack a smile. At that point she drops the serious expression on her face and busts out laughing.

It turns out that the three of them planned the whole thing and executed flawlessly. I've never felt so relieved to be the butt of a joke.

I asked my friend at work who is the weirdest one?

He said it's me. 😱

Just kidding. 😁
I don't have any friends.
😢😩😥

Programmer boyfriend says he misses me, wants to talk to me and wants us to video call.

He codes on camera instead of talking with me. 😂

adding //To do in my code be like

A new born programmer... Welcome to devRant 😘😘😘

General advice: If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

Childhood ruined

When you are supposed to be taking notes for history, but programming is your meaning of life ❤

I am building a mobile site using flexbox. A senior dev came running to tell me that we need to support IE. Looked at him and said, "IT'S MOBILE!"

They taught you a lot..🙋🙋

Of this apply to you press ++.

When my Friends ask the same.😠😠😠

But edge is a little bit better than IE

Be careful.😐😐😐

I know it's rare... But for those lucky ones out there, this ones for you

This is so ranted up 😂😂

Hey Dave and Tim!
Thank you for the stickers!
The post had a Surprisingly good timing because today I also became 21.
So thank you for this present! :)

Watching a user test your product for the first time...

When I hear sales guy using technical terms in the wrong context while doing his sales pitch to a client...

The moment you walk in a meeting where new features being discussed...

Motherboard City, Take all my money && bring me here.

When you try to get BIOS..

Why he avoids thinking...

I asked marketing how to rank higher on devrant, that's what they came up with:

When someone you know asks for a favour..
"Hey I have this wordpress website & heard you know PHP, could you help me out with this 1 plugin? :)))"

*receives email about project*

*turns around*

PM: "Hey I just sent you an email about a project"

No. Fucking. Shit.

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