When you install a program and you realize just beat a world record.

found on http://dilbert.com 😂

Her: Why do you need 3 monitors??
Me: Why do you need 6 bags on the hanger, permanently, and 23 pairs of shoes?
Her: :/

How everyone uses stackoverflow:
1. Work on some project
2. Spot a bug
3. Try to solve the bug and fail.
4. Write a question for SO.
5. Post question on SO.
6. Get the answer and some points.

How I use stackoverflow:
1. Work on some project
2. Find a bug
3. Try to fix the bug and fail
4. Write a question on SO
5. Get scared that I might be downvoted.
6. Spend 45 minutes optimizing the structure of the question.
7. Try additional tests to cover all possible scenarios.
8. Still scared to click post.
9. Scrap everything and restart line by line writing further details of each step in your question.
10. Find the bug myself.
11. Click cancel on the question that took me 3+ hours to write.
12. Cry.

Boss emailed me that I need to work again on Saturday and Sunday.
I replied with a resignation letter.

The bugs have learned to hide

Thanks for the suggestion Google.

Hey everyone!

devRant will be going down on Friday, July 7th around 10:30pm EDT so we can do some database maintenance and restructuring of our cluster. It hopefully won't be down for more than about 30 minutes or so, and during that time you should see our "down for maintenance" message.

If you usually use devRant while you're on the toilet (we know many do!), we apologize and suggest you try to schedule around this!

Please let me know if you have any questions and apologies for the inconvenience.

Just ordered my rubber duck. It'll be here in 2 to 3 business days...

Upgraded linux kernel to the fucking jupiter and my machine now got +5 hours of battery! It's just awesome.

It blows.

But not much.

What color do you want the database?

So I heard floor memes are cool these days. Here's mine with a bit of twist. Comic Sans, because it's beautiful.

I've learned that trying to jump into a project without properly understanding everything it will entail is bad.

I recently worked on a project that involved modernizing a legacy system and no one on the team (including me) fully understood how the legacy system worked. This led to us missing a lot of edge cases and attacking the project in a way that really wasn't beneficial overall.

If we had thought about the entire system beforehand and mapped out the legacy system, the project would've turned out much better.

Someone know where I can find some doc??

Oldies

So, King's Cross is zero-indexed...

When fixing things:
Linux = be root
Windows = reboot

Hats off to this lady .... I would have just flipped the machine

15 stages of programming.

God is one of us

When you keep getting +1s on a rant you posted a month ago.

I don't get it -.-!

So true...

Sigh, Microsoft we need to talk...

Saw a job posting at subway in Chicago. Need a job ?

Website design philosophies:

Apple: "...and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and..."

Microsoft: "border-radius:0 !important;"

Google: "EVERYTHING MOVES!!! And most websites get material design. Most."

Amazon: "We're slowly moving away from 2009"

Wix: "How can we further increase load times?"

Literally any download site: "Click here! No, click here! Nononono!! Click here!!..."

Facebook: "We can't change anything because our main age demographic is around 55"

University websites: "That information isn't hard enough to find yet. Decrease the search accuracy and increase broken links."

Product dev: We need a new volume slider for ou...

Dev: Say no more!

Oh yes the timing is impeccable

King of operating systems 👑