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Just another IT student
Skills

C, C#, Java
Location

Mumbai

Joined devRant on 11/24/2016

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- Sir, you must put away your laptop before the flight takes off.
- Is a tablet okay?
- Yes
- *Uncouples keyboard from Surface*
- ಠ_ಠ
- (⌐■_■)

rant surface book

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Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

joke/meme

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A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

joke/meme git

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"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

joke/meme

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Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

rant

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Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

joke/meme ddos

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My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

joke/meme joke

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Sure! I'll choose a job because of the free ice cream!

Are you fucking kidding me?

rant job advertisement wtf rectruitment

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Substitute Teacher who apparently majors in Java sees my copy.
T - Your programs are incomplete
M - You mean ?
T - Where are the braces ?
M - Its Python
T - It works ?
M - Yes
T - It works on linux ?
M - Yes -_-

rant teachers from hell college sucks teachers python 3 python

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Near near 😂😉

joke/meme

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lol ok

random

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Schrödinger’s semicolon

Source: reddit r/programming

random semicolon reddit

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Next time I see a constructor with 22 parameters. I'm gonna report whoever wrote that to the police

rant

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Source:- Reddit

joke/meme microsoft github acquisition gitlab

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* Selects text to copy *
* Ctrl + C to copy *
* Selects text to be replaced with copied text *
* Ctrl + C again instead of Ctrl + V *

Instant rage.

rant stupidity copy+paste rage

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I guess I'll just change my dad then...

joke/meme security js

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BLOCKCHAIN?

joke/meme linked list data structure blockchain decentralized

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This is my motivation.

devrant wk107

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A nerd love story

joke/meme love sysadmin linux nerd

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Ranters this week

joke/meme

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Different error is better 👍

joke/meme

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Ghostery just leaked all of their users email addresses in their GDPR compliance email.

rant privacy gdpr ghostery

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#nixcraft

joke/meme monster-bug debugging bug

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joke/meme display clock repurpose chromebook

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When you get high on validation

joke/meme new heights unlocked

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Totally agree...

devrant lies developers sales-rep deadlines

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Many can relate. 🤔

joke/meme

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Stackoverflow.

joke/meme bugs coding stackoverflow errors programmer interview programming

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This is lit

joke/meme fixing developer coding programmer bugs production software

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When bad frontends renovate houses

Source: https://reddit.com/r/...

joke/meme renovate frontend css

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