I’m sorry but this is what happened to me

motherf... AGAIN?!?!?

TCP vs UDP

should happen in real life 🤔

- Her : How’s your life going?

- Me :

The illusive software engineer

Who else is bout to roll up and smoke

If I have headphones in
and I'm intentionally away from everyone
and it looks like I'm working
and you want to talk to me

Here's some advice:
DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME.

If you're curious why, I've compiled a list of points:

1) DON'T
2) FUCKING
3) TALK
4) TO
5) ME

Also, see Fig. 1 below:

(Fig. 1)
| DONT
| FUCKING
|
| TALK
| TO
|
| ME
---------------------------------------
Don't fucking talk to me!

Wonder, how it works?

Design Review!

It's not fake.
Really.
It's not.

Hang in there developer 🐈

Decided to throw pi-hole in a bin and found enough resources to throw together my own dns filter in node, which if not on the blacklist - proxies the request to an actual dns, which allows to filter given just a word too (because it's regex matching), "came up" with the idea after @Linuxxx wanted to make (or made?) some big hosts file via php matching and blocking to block anything that e.g. contains "google".

By resources I totally mean I would have ate shit, if it wasn't for: https://peteris.rocks/blog/... as most docs are absolute garbage regarding node-dns

Am I the only one who, on seeing a post/rant on devRant with 49 or 99 or 149 or 199 existing ++... upvotes it to get it to an even number and then reads it?

If Gordon Ramsay made code reviews, I would watch that show. Especially the insults he would use for handling clients.

"This code has so much spaghetti, it decided to open it's own restaurant"

Stackoverflow.

Me: *Gets an error message I don't recognize.* fuck.

Me: *Googles error*
*First result is not StackOverflow but a github issue instead* oh FUCK!

macOS treats chess like it's the System32 file in windows

I code
Therefore
I rant

Sex is good but The feeling of closing 20 tabs after completing a project is outta this world.

Still my favourite one! 🐧

One of my friends purchased a bootable USB of ubuntu for around 40 USD.

Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.

One of my fears is that the NSA will start tracking my every movement because I've search "explode" in Google one too many times... I always forget if the $delimiter comes first or the $string in PHP's function explode().

Just saw how Git confirms UTF8-Support... with an UTF8-Character. 👍

C is a child's programming language

JavaScript is a boy's programming language

Scratch is a man's programming language

I managed to fuck up grub... 😔

And I managed to unfuck it. Feels so good! 😁

I hate this attitude of my study (when i studied):

"it might be a good idea to teach the students how to program securely by default?"

"oh no but we just want to teach them the basics"

"so why not the secure basics by default?!"

"nah we just want them to get started and understand it, that's all. We'll get to the secure way later on"

Well, fuck you.

When your mother keep waking you up asking where is MS Office Word...

Project manager logic.