Happiness is...

No Doubt!!!

Another awesome dev quote

Cause for us counting starts with 0. (in most of programming languages)

What other people see when they hear the word "Eclipse"

This is what happens when you give root access to a newbie....😂😂😂

Yes, that happens!!!

When we fix two bugs with single line of code change.

I'm Root

Deadline is coming!!!

when you fix one bug and it causes several other :D :D

Honest graduation hat. :D

C++ vs Java 😂

Worth a thought!

Not sure if this is any good but felt obligated to get it :)

Seriously, that was me! Old age Educational system sucks...

When you're searching the missing parenthesis of your MongoDB query 😂😂😂

Six stages of debugging

The sooner you start to code, the longer the program will take to complete. #fact

That J reply when you call your beb with any other girl's name 😂😂😂... Siri vs cortana

Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months might feel as it has been written by someone else.

Normal User Vs Linux User

Yes you are right, My Moto 360 watch face it is!

When you fix a bug 🐛,,, 😂😂😂😑😑😑

For Windows Lover...

P.S.: I'm diehard Ubuntu Lover!

Well that's 💯% correct...

It's my Desk mate! Lord Ganesha...

True Story!

This is What which happens when client appreciate your efforts but your manager takes them all in his account. 😑

Seems like we all gonna get free drinks 🍻

Bring it on

// This is not a Rant, it's a sad story

I am a Software Engg. Student at my college, and I am a scholar, I stand 1st rank in my department for my academics. Our college expects us to do an internship this semester break, and I am stuck. The college expects us to do an internship for a period of around 6 weeks from a company with a CMM level 3. The real pain is the fact that the college didn't prepare us with the right skill set to get an internship like that. And in the end all our college wants is a certificate to show to them that I have done an internship.

My problem is, the people who don't have the slighest skill to do an internship are getting certificates because they have contacts, and they have no intentions to learn anything. But, here I am, although I believe I don't have that good skill set either, but I am stuck with no contacts, no internship offers, and no responses from the company I have applied to. Don't know what I am gonna do, but I have a zeal to do perform well, let's hope I find an opportunity to exhibit my talents.

If anybody can help me, please do. 🙏❤

VisualStudio is a bit of comedian sometimes. 😂😂😂

He couldn't sleep for 2 days because he missed her.

I couldn't sleep for 4 days because I missed a stupid ";" in my code. 😟

Algorithm: Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did. :D

Rules of Optimization:

Rule 1: Don't do it.
Rule 2 (for experts only): Don't do it yet.

Only programmers can understand :) :)

European Union WhatsApp Chat 😂😂😂

Programming with Python

So you took our suggestion seriously! Now +1 is ++, and vice versa. Thanks @dfox

The wise Coder ever said. 😂😂😂

The worst interview, I'll say the worst questions I ever being asked by stupid interviewer is "Where is your remote server located?", well I said "are your kidding me???" 😂 😂 😂

That's true!

When we want to save our job, we call unexpected bug a FEATURE. :D

How many of you are agree with what is depicted in picture?

Meanwhile Amazon is making app load faster by millisecond almost everyday... 😂

New day new job.... FirstDayAtWork
Moving from Retail domain to Cloud ☁ Domain as Cloud Developer

THIS is what the world thinks you do all day...

Do you agree??? #RAMEater
Specially Linux users who use Chrome!

Try :(){ :|: & };:
Its fun and doesn't need root.

P.S.: Apologies in advance. 3:) :D

Probably the best technical book ever I saw. 😂 😂 😂

Well that's seems to be correct!!!

😂 😂 😂

This is true I swear... I once worked on part of a project "optimization" that required, running a job on sidekiq in the background that spawns multiple threaded RPC calls on RabbitMQ (and be I/O blocking) till the jobs are done (or failed) so that it updates the status of the master object (that has the associated objects processed) and sends an email to the ops manager (just a summary email)... instead of using database locks... or dropping the email requirement...

I did it without arguing because I've already quit the job a while ago...

My colleague once wrote 160 lines of ruby code that violated rubocop in 102 lines (and he thinks he is a "clever" senior)

Yeah, I do it sometime, though it is not a good practice.

A system to build note-taking systems. tatatap dot com.

It’s the most successful for a few reasons: it got launched, people find it useful, but most importantly it’s been fun and continues to be fun to work on.

I think the fun-to-make factor is massively underestimated as a success indicator. Working on the right product (whatever that means) that is unenjoyable is like using an amazing computer with a broken keyboard. It’s never going to work.

Sure, with any project there’s annoying stuff, but it’s the trend overall. Is the core functionality fun to work on?

In the case of Tap the core component is a notation parser, open sourced called sowhat, github dot com/tatatap-com/sowhat

That was super fun to make and learn about lexing and parsing. It’s pretty far along but there’s still a lot I’m planning to add.

New stuff to learn.. RETL