Just the beginning!!

Stop bugging me 😖😖

Now I feel relieved...

Seniors: Welcome to the team. Feel free to ask anything if you need help. There is no such thing as stupid questions.

New Dev: Sure. Thanks.

*a few minutes later*

New Dev: How to comment a code?

Seniors: Google it....and please don't ask stupid questions.

Oh God, When your boss is reviewing your code and he pauses to take some meds.

I wish my colleagues try to google first and then ask me.

Me : *writes code and feel good about the result and quality *
Code reviewer : Dafuq is this shit

AI robo revolution 😁

Google:- Google home is using machine learning to remove all type of back noise like traffic, air, and others so the call experience goes smoother.

Microsoft:- In Skype we are using machine learning to catch all type of back noise and mix it with your voice. Skype will try every possible way to make your call experience as bad as possible. Every type of noise Trafic, Air, hardware, your breath if there is nothing! the software will cut your voice and send only a few parts.

Try harder !! 😄😎

I FUCKING LOVE JAVASCRIPT...

Marketing : Do you think we can implement this feature in a system?

Dev : Hmm....*checking specs*...This will...

Marketing : *interrupts* we have already signed a contract with a client.

Dev : ugh......

Who the fuck writes a 200 line method with 52 if/else statements, 3 try-catches, 6 loops and only 1 comment saying //Array of system records. No dipshit I thought that was a Fucking interface. What happened to the whole keep it simple notion?!

Happy Christmas Eve, Everyone🎄
May you all be prepared for upcoming awkward family gathering. 🎅

One day i type hello world program.
And i was amazed that for the first time someone (something) is doing what i tell it to do.
And that's how i got interest in programming.

People with "I am a senior, only I have to be right" mindset are really fustrating to work it.
It is not that hard to accept the truth. No one can be right all the time and no one gonna look down on you for that. You don't have to shove off-topic stuffs down the other people's throat when you realize you might be wrong.

Today, I wrote a code to manipulate children.

How much You know from this?
How much you are earning by that knowledge?
How much your company can give that person?

Guess who has 2 thumbs, half a brain and lost his job today...

A cannon was fired before it was even loaded.

#js

Pro of not using Git

* No git conflict

Ah, when you run into a bug that only has 7 google results, and have of them is in Russian for some reason. Gonna be a long day.

Is it legal to destroy other company's site or app. because they didn't pay your money in the past?
and also app they created is not secure.
The company is in another country.
.
.
.
If "No"
I'll still do that. I don't care.

When i code in PHP. I forgot to type semicolon.

When i code in Kotlin I forgot that semicolon is not necessary.

If you're reviewing someone's code, do you run/test the code before reviewing the logic? Or do you review logic before running the code?

Asked us to build a car and later complain because it cannot fly.
And then, expect us to turn into a plane in 3days?

I accept offer letter from x company.
And just before 3 day of joining i got far better offer from company y.

So i told company x that i got better offer I don't want to join there anymore.
They told me that after accepting i should not find new job, my word has no value, and told me "keep that attitude (sarcastically).

I know i did wrong. How do you guys handle that?
Is it wrong to accept other offer after accepting one?

When my mom asked what would I like to have - sweet corn or Avacado.
I said - Let's document all the possible approaches and setup some time to discuss pros and cons.

I'm doing freelancing.

One client hires me for 30 hours/week.
And I'm are getting work irregular.
Like
1 week is full of 30 hour
1 week just 10 hours.
1 week 20 hour.

What should I do?
I try to get other project but most of are For a full time.
One Client hires me but at that time the previous client gave me a full 30 hour's work so the new client could not get enough time and gave me low ratings because of time wasting.
I'm afraid that can happen again.

Inherited a massive code base today... All JS is still being accessed via global scope... what are modules & modular design even... SOLID and DRY are things that clearly never crossed the devs mind during inception of this beast... and to top it all off all there is a weird BEM / SCSS style going on that somehow manages to confuse the IDE... thus all style helper utilities in the IDE are useless...

*Triggers OAuth request through browser
Returns : success and valid tokens.

*Another project triggers the same process and code.
Returns : well shit nigga, I know I use the same logic as above but fuck you.

Can anyone suggest me some repo or blog link that has good code structure of node apis.
Something that can be use in big project.

Best choice: Getting into the technical stuffs... And blowing up my mind almost everyday with a never seen before problem.

Worst choice: Getting stuck into an IT 😐

Apparently on demand tech support expecially when their wifi is down or computer is being 'bad'

I'm trying to set value of a kendo js property using value from dB. I would like to do something similar to

template : "#= dataItem.Item1 #"
But I can't use template for what I'm trying to set

God fuckin dammit, I swear to heaven if this bitch ass code returns IO.Exception file is being used blah blah blah even though I'm using filestream and streamwriter. I will lose my shit in this fucking office

Is there any websites where I can get few challenges order by difficulties of particular programing language.
Ex. I complete a Node.js or any other tutorial. Now I want to check and improve my knowledge by few challenges.
So is there any site where I can get that.
Like "Select Language and here is the list"

What is better?
Thousands set intervals or thousands conditions (if else) on every second?

I want to learn, How to add test cases in android And also about layer code pattern. like Controller, View, model, persistence, network etc...

So Please suggest a few tutorial or blogs that help me.
And please give me some links that have a test for network functions and intent related test.
Something like the test for other methods that work of different thread. (Asynk task, Volley or etc..).

What is the price of internet plan at your place?

Mine:- 40Mbps (Unlimited Download) for 25 months in $115

F U Apple ITP!!!!!!!

Is it ok to create complete SAAS project using mostly web sockets?
Including dashboard.

What can a project manager do? That developer can't.

Freaking Apple!!! I am trying to replicate Safari's new ITP rules and wanted to see if there was a easy way to test the 30 day rule rather then waiting for 30 days. I would appreciate any input!

I hate Safari ITP!