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AboutAlways code as if the guy who ends up using your program will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live...
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Skillsjava, js, css, html, php, b4x
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LocationBelgium
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Joined devRant on 6/3/2016
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Bottom navbar with great animation made with pure CSS. https://codepen.io/flavio_amaral/...
What do you thing?3 -
Misunderstanding is like running ftp server on port 80!
Ftp responses for http request!
In real life it happens like this3 -
Now this is the real shite! Microsoft's Surface Studio fcking Apple's iMac & Microsoft's Fluent Design fcking Google's Childish Material Design. http://fluent.microsoft.com6
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I think God is a developer. I have to say a most impressive feat, even for God, is the idiot algorithm. It has persisted through millennia of attempts to remove it, but it just keeps refining itself. While it's incredibly brief, its functions are yet to find an environment in which they cannot operate. It's full adaptable to any task, impressively modular, and self replicating.
No matter how what problem you present it with the idiot algorithm can always find a solution. It never leaves well enough alone. It can even give you an answer before everything is fully processed!4 -
So I was reviewing coworker's code the other day...
incomingMessageProcessor.processIncomingMessage()
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Girl: What's your idea of the perfect date?
Me: dd/mm/yyyy, others formats are confusing
Me: Wait where are you going18 -
I *cannot* be the first person in history that wants to do this.
Someone much smarter than must have already done, packaged it and sold distribution rights to the T-shirt.
Time to Google the sh*t out of it... -
When overtime gradually becomes the norm and the solution to all problems. Made the nearly quit several times. Eventually did and opened my own business.
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Joy of being a programmer: Get good enough in a language/framework, you can make whatever the hell you want :)
There is probably no other field that allows this.15