I will never not laugh at this

From “craziest deadline” to “unrealistic deadline”, we all grew up.

Finally, the time has come!!!!

Dumbest arrow key design ever.

PHP, C, Java

Jesus fucking christ. I hate people in tech sometimes.

Like one of those jobs that demand 12 years of experience with Kubernetes (which was released 6 years ago)

Pure marketing bullshit.

Programmer move

Never thought one could explain this simple 🙆🙆🙆

I Loved that serie!

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

Classical
https://xkcd.com/838/

Pros of the pandemic . . . ?

I have coronavirus. Went to ER because I couldn't breathe Sunday night. Thought I was fucked. I decide to try to work a couple hours today because I'm getting restless. I'm an associate and have been on a project about a month. No prior software job.

Anyway. They ask me to clone a repo and run some tests. Cool, I can do that. They give me another example to look at to make sure I'm running the test right. Except the test files aren't attached to the email nor is the path to them provided.

I ping the other associate developer on Skype and ask for the test files and get a passive aggressive response that they're in the email. No, they're not you fuck stick, hence why I'm fucking asking you, and given that I almost fucking died a couple days ago, you should be fucking grateful I even logged on. Motherfucker.

Ok I feel better now.

What do you people love to do in your leisure time?

Vim:

1. It doesn't matter on which server I ssh, I'll have vim, if not I can install it. So I get the same work efficiency I would get on my pc

2. It has a predictible behavior - u don't have to think which keybind is where, or how to do something.

3. Sky is the limited if you want to customize

PC: IG @coderhumor

When you run Linux and the charger is hot

Trying to sleep!!!

devRant, you've missed the opportunity to swap desk ducks for little humans. Still awesome idea though.

More Timezones

google

client side validation ?

Lmao who does ths

"Coding a first person openworld mmorpg in 24 hrs"

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

That's a Unix system.
- Z Nation, S2, E9

Who wrote this fucking algorithm!

The corporate cunts have no clue how manufacturing facilities work. They decided to roll out major changes to their financial systems that control how workers report their hours.

They decide that Dec 29th is a good idea. We are a 24/7 operation and the last 3 days of the year are the busiest time of the year by far trying to meet quotas.

Even today they are trying to finish functionality and are unsure how certain parts will work. This will be a disaster.